Downing St Men #11

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

'A girl aww' they all coo as they sit having lunch in Claridges
Boredofthegram 'and is everything ok?'
cushtybert 'oh yes everything's fine'
Renegadedancer 'ahh good'
Jo30 Is whitty pleased its a girl?'
'cushtybert 'he didn't mind what sex it was as long as its healthy'
coconochanel 'aww'
'Hello Ladies' Boris said appearing at their table
gym&tonic 'Hello Prime minister how are you?'
Boris 'oh Im fine and dandy thank you, fine and dandy'
playpusfattypus 'are you eating here as well?'
'Oh no Ive just popped in to pick up some cakes for my staff. I thought they deserved a treat as Ive been working them to the bone this last week haha. Oh custhybert I hear congratulations are in order'
cushtybert 'yes, thank you'
'you know I still cant believe it myself, Chris to become a dad I never thought he had it in him. anyway better be off see you later ladies'
boredofthegram 'the cheek!'
cushtybert 'never had it in him of course my Whitty's got it in him'
coconochanel 'of course he has'
renegadedancer 'all the same these MP'S rude buggers'
jo30 'If it wasnt for your fellas being Tory's I'd be voting Labour'
renegadedancer' I still do'
coconochanel 'you dont?'
renegadedancer 'of course I do but I don't know why I bother they are both as bad as each other' she says as Boris come back holding his cakes and a bottle of don pierre champagne
'There you go ladies a little something for you to toast the baby with' he says putting the champagne on the table
platypusfattypus 'wow thanks Prime Minister that's very kind of you'
cushtybert 'yes thats a lovely gesture'
'ah you welcome your welcome, right I better get going or cummings will have my guts for garter, enjoy' he says heading out.

'

I have a story,it goes a little something like this....
Kier and blue raspberry slush pupp step over the entrance into 10 Downing Street
Kier puts his arm around his young gorgeous new wife and said “we did it slush pupp,welcome to our new home”
They look out the window to see a giant removal van with Boris and and all his Downing Street bitches packing up the last of their stuff before they set off to their constituencies.
They then proceed to christen every room in their new shag palace and live happily ever after


Much better

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

whats happened to @Thechubbymoaner she used to post in these threads.


I know I imagine @cushtybert to look like Zoella with Carrie bradshaw hair and which one of you has red hair?

hello hello, I am here, I am lurking! Im back at work and I miss you all terribly...once it calms down....Ill be back

OKOK....truth be told I have been knee trembling with our Dom!

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Oh Matt, why do you do these things? You give your haters an endless supply ammunition

 

[Platypusfattypus]

roll on september where the mp's are back in

And the kids are back at school. I've said I'll be able to go to the gym and meet up with my friends but I've got a feeling that I'll just be watching parliament channel all day like a saddo

 

[Aude]

How the fuck has Boris managed to get two votes?!

In fact who are all those people voting? Why don’t they post on here? Are we that scary?

It's a full time job just reading here let alone posting.

 

[Falkor]

Crikey, good thing I'm on my own in the car today - just tried to fire up a podcast to listen to on the drive home, forgot I'd accidentally closed all apps on my phone over lunch, and the Bluetooth linked to the last thing that had played a media item...!!

 

[Boredofthegram]

Morning! I had a odd dream with Matt in. He was trying to get a bin bag surrounded by wasps out of my house. Nothing sexual just practical

off to the zoo today as its my sons 5th birthday so catch up on this filth fest later tonight! Have a good day all

 

[InstaLurk]

How the fuck has Boris managed to get two votes?!

In fact who are all those people voting? Why don’t they post on here? Are we that scary?

Raaaaaab fan , now an avid parliament porn watcher too, I’ve had a newborn since the early thread days of having free time to search for sexy profile pics, don’t have enough hands to reply as well as read these days!! These threads get me thru many a night feed - Keep up the good work ladies!!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

So much shit to talk about

You say shit, I say highbrow discussion

 

[coconochanel]

Oh Matt, why do you do these things? You give your haters an endless supply ammunition

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I think Jo30 is Matt in disguise.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

The cat doesn’t Raab.it runs away

My pussy wouldn't run away

 

[coconochanel]

Izabela is back!View attachment 188521

Hands off Izabela he belongs to us Honeys!

 

[coconochanel]

Coconochanel has just come from having a shower when her phone rings and she sees its Platypusfattypus.
'Hiya' she says sitting on the bed
'Hi has Rishi gone?'
'yes why?'
'good, listen I was just in Harrods..'
'already?'
'yes Ive got a dentist appointment and Dom offered to give me a lift but I was a bit early so decided to kill some time with a mooch around Harrods ANYWAY like I was saying I was in Harrods and guess who I saw walking away from the De Beers counter with a gift?'
'who?'
'Matt'
'Gym&tonic's Matt?'
'yes!'
'so?'
'what do you mean so? why would he be at De Beers?'
'maybe buying something for Gym'
'or for his bit on the side'
'we dont know for sure if hes got a 'bit on the side'
'pretty obvious if you ask me. what shell I do?'
'what do you mean?'
'well shell I mention it to Gym?'
'No! don't do that cause if it is a surprise you'll ruin it and if its not then you'll be confirming her worst fears' no don't say anything and see what happens because if the gift is for her she's bound to tell us'.
'yeah that's true. look I better go or Im going to be late. I'll see you at lunch'
'yeah see you later'.

'

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Status Quo and (nearly) Westlife. Between us we are living the dream

I’ve seen westlife! In my defence I was still at school and we were all utterly in love with them

 

[cushtybert]

Another sexy one of Matt and his sausage

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He’s a hugger isn’t he

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Dom's winning Matt will be annoyed. also how has Rishi only got 2 votes? he gave everyone £10 off vouchers FFS or maybe thats why

I like seeing Matt annoyed It means he’d be more likely to come on my tits again

matt knew i was watching so he learn back him his chair chest out!

That looks like someone is sucking him off under the table!

 

[coconochanel]

*Later that evening in bed*
Rishi 'I do love you you know coco'
'I hope so after all the weeks Ive spent organizing this party'
'I'm being serious'
'I know you are and I love you too.....do you want me to show you just how much?' she asks running her hand towards his cock
'absolutely' he says flinging the duvet off.

gym&tonic is sat in bed pretending to read a book when Matt comes home, she was going to pretend to be asleep but she decided she wanted to see how his manner was.
'ah there you are, I thought you'd be asleep by now'
'No I wasn't tired so I thought Id do a bit of reading'
'great, well I going to take a quick shower then I'll join you'
'ok. by the way I found your car keys'
' oh fantastic where were they?'
'in the study, I rang your office to tell you but Sandra said you wasn't there'
'ahh no I err popped to Wagamama's for a bite to eat.'
'oh right' she says as he heads into the bathroom

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Are we still on about dancing?

It’s actually him

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I always vote and I was upset last year that my dogs lead was blue as everyone would think I was a tory lover (always participate in dogs at polls)

Awww. I love seeing the dogs at polls!

 

[cushtybert]

For all you Mattikins fans, this is what he looks like on top of you

And me

Glad it wasn’t just me