Dorkface

[teamonster]

I enjoyed the irony of these posts 2 days apart

When I have less than £20 in my bank, my first thought is not to go and have my lashes done.

 

[PinkBogeyBreath]

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Omg she really needs to make up her mind about her story. Does she have no sales and needs to beg regularly for people to buy things? Does she have soooo many sales that she could fund their household while the fella went back to education? She’s absolutely full of shit

 

[Pawpaw365]

She doesn’t need those sales for the garage at all. She just wants sales and this is her (dishonest) way of getting them. Just like obtaining money for her wedding and cricut.

Her sales are going to be like what, £20 max maybe? So that £40 is going to be enough to push her over her target for the builder to do work? What a load nonsense. She’s an absolute beg and the way she asks for sales is awful. Pity sales.

 

[mrspenguinfeet]

i’m so glad i found this thread because i’ve felt this way for a long time but this post last night has just pushed me over the edge, you have a child if things are that bad get a part time job?! it drives me crazy and i actually hope she is lying just to get sales because the idea of her kid being in this situation all of the time just so she can make terrible paintings and steal other people’s work is so unbelievably sad

 

[Bestkeptsecret]

She literally admitted to using weed on stories the other day and then a few days later talks about how broke she is…

 

[Bestkeptsecret]

Complains she has no work and begs for orders. Finally gets orders and then has to apologise for not getting them shipped out. This gal honestly

Literally this every single time!
I remember over Christmas she had a 10 day turn around time and was crying because people were chasing up their orders (probably because they ordered them for Christmas presents!)

 

[Starrysky]

I have only just come across this thread, I am glad I did. Something about her just didn’t sit right with me and I just couldn’t put my finger on it. I only found her (through Instagram suggestions) about 2 months ago.

Straight away I was noticing the ‘your purchases feed my family.’ I was like woah! You can’t guilt trip people into buying your stuff. The most recent thing that did it for me was the ‘thank you to the one person that made an order today!’ A bit passive aggressive if you ask me, you can’t have a go at people because they haven’t bought what you sell.

So here’s a thing... I used to draw cartoons, characters etc and made stickers. Purely as a hobby as I work full time. I sold them as it seemed a waste to just have them sat there, I really did love making them. But working meant I didn’t have the time to keep up with orders. I could never justify the hundreds of pounds on a cricut machine so I hand cut my stickers, I never had third parties make them either, it held a risk of having more than I could sell.

My point is, the ‘sticker paper’ is expensive in comparison to normal paper but it’s actually not that expensive. I honestly cannot believe her mark up! The vinyl I bought worked out at 48p per sheet. My most expensive sticker was 50p. Why? Because I could fit so many of them on one sheet. And I’m talking stickers the same size as the ones she sells for £2.50. My mind is blown! The sticker sheets she sells for around the same price have about 10-15 small stickers on. My multipacks of 15-20 were £2. And I hand cut them. I don’t get the mark ups. Even with ink costs and electricity, she is still very expensive for very simple designs.

Don’t even get me started on the price of her pins. I know how much they cost to make

I’ll get down from my soap box now. I’m just glad I found somewhere to get that off my chest. With reading how she has previously begged for money too I felt quite comfortable doing so.

I am intrigued though, how come she has two Instagram accounts? One is dorkfaceart with 100 odd followers and her main one, dorkfacecreates?

Sorry, I’ve just noticed how long my essay is. Can you tell she bothered me a bit

 

[Bestkeptsecret]

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[GingerPowerPuff]

Everyone see the latest post... Yapping the other week about not being able to afford another child and surprise surprise! Don't do the deed unprotected then!

 

[TrixieMattell]

I cannot believe this beg is still going. She's been on the grift for 10 years now. How is she not embarrassed

 

[snoopygirl]

If she can’t pay her bills she should go on Universal Credit not be begging others to buy these very optional paper products during a cost of living crisis. I’d find it so embarrassing if I had to run my business like a charity, especially when so many people are struggling right now. Sorry but if I have a few quid to spare, I’m sending it to the people trapped in Gaza, not buying stickers.

 

[Bestkeptsecret]

It’s just the irony of her saying how worried about money she is whilst in a new pair of Lucy and yak dungarees!
also paying £200 a month for ozempic but is so worried about not being able to afford her bills.

 

[Bestkeptsecret]

Just wanted to put a screenshot on here of over £1000 worth of pop vinyls in the background and later on she says she’s struggling to afford stuff for her son

 

[mineminemine]

Complains she has no work and begs for orders. Finally gets orders and then has to apologise for not getting them shipped out. This gal honestly

 

[Waffleandlies]

The price of these....View attachment 3582630

also who is asking her this

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Good to see she’s just as shite as she was when I brought something 10 years ago. I’m not sure scribbling in your normal handwriting over a mess really classifies as a ‘print’.

Mr Waffles took the print I brought to the tip after a few months as he thought it was hideous- I’m glad he had better sense than I did back then

 

[beanspiller]

A short story

 

[lollipop89]

I feel the same. She set up a page so people would donate towards her wedding drinks (I believe) and a few days before spent £60 on Vans. When it was brought up she went offline for days, saying her wedding and Christmas were married.

A lot of people wanted to give her money as a gift which is fine but it's like me asking my friends for £50 towards my rent and then saying "Look at my new jeans" it isn't right.

 

[Penny Sweets]

I wonder if she would sell as much if she didn't have the followers. She already had almost/over 10 thousand when she started selling her doodles.

Because face it, that's what they are. They're not intricate or detailed in any way. I'm sure you could find a large amount of people selling exactly the same thing. I imagine people are buying them because they got sucked into the "your purchase will help my family eat this week" melodrama that is Dorkface's life.

 

[Bestkeptsecret]

She posted this on her stories :

then this the literal next day:

 

[friendlyfire]

Why has she got a ten day time frame when she was saying she wasnt getting barely any orders any way ?! If it takes you that long there's another issue here ??