Dionne Crowe

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Saying she "grew into her nose" on stories after being accused of a nose job... ooookay 🥲🥲🥲

 

[Kilty0964]

She's made this wedding her entire personality - on her story today saying she's a busy day of hen do prep ahead. She does realise that most people organise all this while actually working a proper job? She's so out of touch and what is she going to do for content (and her personality?) once she's married?

 

[Clarity456]

Sorry Lorenzo Lavender sounds like a male porn star, might have been slightly more passable if one of the parents was Italian but it's truly ridiculous for 2 totally English ppl like Dione and Jordan

 

[Loulou_23]

I don’t hate her dress and the location looks lovely. The earrings and slicked back hair no!

I can’t make out if Jordan is fit or not like in some photos he does look handsome but in others he looks gormless.

 

[20wen]

I knew Dionne at school in Durham and she was stunning. She was honestly the nicest girl, really fun and outgoing then once she started with the insta stuff she just turned boring and stuck up. Think it was influence from one of her friends Georgia Foulkes Hartley who gained a lot of followers at school and isn’t a nice person. It was a private school so her parents are defo minted. Jordan played football back in the day and they’d jet off to America and stuff for the whole summer. Shes had so much work done to her face it’s ruined her, and yes she had a boob job.
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I also don’t think she ever went out with Jordan Pickford?

 

[Clarity456]

Nice to see tweedle dee stayed true to brand and had to get ready around bridesmaids and take official pictures which her future kids and grandkids will probably look back on, in her keks

She really is a strange one, Rachel could never.

 

[Kilty0964]

That's content sorted for the next few years so! How predictable!! Honestly her life is so dull

 

[Livsx]

Jordan played at Sunderland. I’m assuming at the same time as Pickford. May explain that link?

Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re AAA quality from AliExpress etc… I’ve heard the Reddish girls are the same

Jordan Pickford is her ex. They dated in school but she’s now besties with his wife

 

[Clarity456]

This was her old face so I would guess she's had everything possible..chin, cheeks, jaw, lips, nose

 

[Clarity456]

I'm sorry hun, great bod, but size 8 not a chance.

 

[Clarity456]

Bet she announces a pregnancy by Christmas for content! Or better still a cringe nyd announcement

She'll get a shock won't be able to fanny round with her arse out in a thong in the kitchen in the middle of the day and call it a "try on haul"

 

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Another influencer who has no concern about the safety of her child. She said in a recent vlog about putting him in a crèche at her gym, obviously she's said before where she lives, and already someone's commented on her tiktok with the gym she goes to. So there's potentially 95K people who know where he is when he's not with her, plus what he looks like, his full name, both his parents names etc. I'll just never understand it.

 

[whatsthetea1]

Does anyone else think she’s defo fallen out with Alex?

 

[Clarity456]

Does Tweedle Dee realise that having a kid will likely mean that parading in the kitchen in her keks at 11am on a Thursday, taking herself off on brand trips to the Alps and Ibiza, and staging pretend private jet trips while her mates dad does his flying lesson, and wasting £££££££££s on 17 different fake designer beach bags will be a thing of the past?

 

[sodreamy]

Every week is a pamper week and a trip to the metro centre rinse and repeat till death! honestly I would love to not work but her life is sooooo dull

 

[saadd3434]

Her favourite pre pregnancy jeans fit her. Knew she'd start on that soon. No offense but she was a good size 12 before pregnancy. Nothing wrong with that but she's not the skinny Minnie she thinks she is in her head.

 

[Clarity456]

Totally agree re: that god awful feathery thing! I have been really liking her style lately but her whole hen and wedding and bride vibe seems so tacky and generic. Sorta expected more from her to be honest! The hen looks dull and boring - and her arse looks awful in that bikini shot!

Is it really normal to wear all white constantly for about 6 months prior to your wedding just because youre getting married?

I really don't get this 90 days of bridal outfits and "I got this white dress for honeymoon" thing she's doing ATM plus wearing white every day on the hen doo what happens when the weddings over and you're left with a surplus of white clothes?

 

[georgiecait]

Love the veil and the dress suits her. She's really going to regret that earring choice, they'll age like milk.

 

[Softnooodles]

How many holidays does this lazy cow wanna take!!

She’s going on another!
I feel sorry for her new puppy, at this rate she’s spent more time away from her than with her!

 

[Kilty0964]

This whole "last XXXX as a miss" or "last XXX before I become a Mrs" is so cringe. She's made getting married her entire personality and it's so tedious