Talk about overdoing a metaphor. We get it mate
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Down, boy.Talk about overdoing a metaphor. We get it mate
He really thinks he’s done something there.Talk about overdoing a metaphor. We get it mate
The classic 'I'm only joking about sex being the most important thing (but I'm actually not joking)' emoji use.That stupid bleeping emoji gives me the rage![]()
Is he actually 6'3"?Someone I had a fling with well over a decade ago back home has liked me on bumble. He’s weirdly moved to a village near and every now and then, I’ll have a look when he changes his photos (I don’t intend to match back with him)
He spat his dummy out when we knew each other, so his updated bio doesn’t surprise me!
But putting something like this isn’t going to attract women
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The foot thing is often an indication that they're a subby. Sometimes guys will drop that into conversation hoping you'll get the message.Nightclub owner that looked like Wayne lineker, but chubbier.
No, I don’t want a foot massage. I don’t understand the foot fetish. (No disrespect to anyone who likes feet. I just don’t understand why?)
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Yes he is. He was also in a long term relationship with a girl whose older brother I briefly dated when I was at college (more than 25 years ago). IIRC, it ended because I wouldn’t do anything with him (I was a virginIs he actually 6'3"?
Us women, need to stop pandering to these men. Ohhhh you want sex? Well, so do I, but TOUGH tit, you aren't getting any until you prove you deserve it - should be the answer. That's why so many men on these apps are lazy knobheads, they won't attempt to impress women or improve themselves if they get what they want regardlessWhy do so many men feel the need to emphasise that they want sex? Unless it's asexual dating, you can take it as a given that that's what people are looking for. And how can anyone think we could have lived as women for however many years and not have noticed that men generally want it? Why are they so worried that we might not have got the memo?
They'd do so much better being gentlemen and making us actually want to sleep with them rather than anxiously or aggressively or just disgustingly telling us how important sex is before there's even another person involved in the context.
Ugh. What a revolting anorak as wellMen using the 6’5, trust fund, blue eyes tiktok trend on their bio.
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Not my sense of humour. Left swipe
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Big fish, small fool?A man on bumble has swiped me and there’s THREE out of 5 photos of him holding a fish.
This could have been a match, but he doesn’t understand the “opening move” line
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Funnily enough, I’ve just gone onto bumble and this couple have liked me.Hi, new to this thread but I've had SO many of those icky couples who want a threesome. Grim