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Pantomimehorse

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Dazza takes us to do his laundry, tells us he’s got a lodger in, does great Thai food ( Ting Tong ?) looking at moving condo, might rent might buy he doesn’t know ( yeah ok Dazza)
 

Sakkiedekock

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Cooking his healthy breakfast , he salts his 5 bacon medallion's , I’ve never seen so much fat on a medallion and who salts their bacon ? But then he tops it off by frying his four eggs in butter 😂

then for lunch he gets a chicken , then dinner he’s popped out for a maccy d’s (no bun) he’s being really strict

for a snack later he will have some pork rinds , says all this with a straight face
Did he forget to mention the 10+ pints a day he's necking?
 

Miss LDN

VIP Member
He looked like Desperate Dan getting his hair cut. Moans he can't get Creed aftershave, then does his smug face, whilst scoring a fifty 'bart' coffee.
'Guy's, it's amazin'.
Love the way he throws shade, as his internet connection goes up in flames, and said, 'it's just the Thai way'.
 

Sakkiedekock

VIP Member
More twaddle from the unshaven one.

He didn't imagine he'd be retiring at 56 in Thailand. He hasn't has he? Thought he couldn't get a retirement visa and surely the retirement age of 50 in Thailand doesn't apply to him?

And all his mates are still working in the uk so he can only see them weekends whereas in Thailand everyone's available with welcoming smiles so you can hop on your motorbike (which he's sold) and go for a beer and get arrested.

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The money he owes HMRC paid for that motorbike.
 

Miss LDN

VIP Member
I thought he was going to have a proper hot towel treatment. He still has an unfortunate Desperate Dan shaped head.
Trying to look fwesh for his birthday bash at Bentleys. Mr Dawwen will be popular if he pays for the cocktails.