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Jimmytherat1

Woken up wondering as to whether there’s any correlation in Dazzler threatening to go to the gym and an earthquake in that area of the world?
 
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Roy_S said:
My god he’s on the Martin Butler diet!

This looked f***ing rancid.

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He states this diet is a game changer, but it isn't. These diets have been around for yonks and are all about rapid weight loss, which in the long term usually fail and you just end up back where you started, sometimes worse. Speaking from long personal experience its a long process that involves long term lifestyle changes. Its not easy and there are no quick fixes. This type of diet can't be healthy, no vegetables or fruit and no fibre. He'll be shitting concrete within a few days. Then theres the damage to the environment from the dog farts, and matching breath, which usually accompanies this type of gourmet cuisine. To think a living creature died to provide DJ with constipation and bad breath can only be seen as some sort of revenge from the grave.
 
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Sakkiedekock

If the Fatmaster is really on the carnivore diet wouldn't you have to give up the booze?
 
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Miss LDN

He must be desperate for content. Who does he think wants to see his ugly fat head, being massaged, and the contents of his ears revealed.
Then, there is his gnarly old feet being given the treatment. Complete with Croc spots.
 
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JennyzJ

The comments on his videos are way more entertaining than the videos themselves! The comments on that latest candle ear wax thing are just golden!
 
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Miss LDN said:
He must be desperate for content. Who does he think wants to see his ugly fat head, being massaged, and the contents of his ears revealed.
Then, there is his gnarly old feet being given the treatment. Complete with Croc spots.
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The person working on his trotters was wearing a face mask. Very wise.
 
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The negative comments are back on his latest offering. Bullshit ear candling. Theres no evidence that this is effective in removing ear wax. To top it all the salon worker inserts a cotton wool bud into the ear canal to remove the ear cheese, an absolute no no. Perhaps he should try arse candling. Thats where DJ has a candle is inserted, into his rear door to clear his constipated colon, following the boiled beef in butter diet.
 
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Sakkiedekock

Hobo finally gets a shave. A new low for the channel. 0/10.
Check how the views on both channels have collapsed in the last week.
Whats Margate like in April?
 
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Miss LDN

I thought he was going to have a proper hot towel treatment. He still has an unfortunate Desperate Dan shaped head.
Trying to look fwesh for his birthday bash at Bentleys. Mr Dawwen will be popular if he pays for the cocktails.
 
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Carty2020

This man really do an 11 minute video of him droning on for April fools what a boring bastard
 
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Live_Forever

He must be lapping it up with the comments in his videos from people saying how amazing he is.

No wonder he's always got a smug look with these idiots feeding his ego
 
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Sakkiedekock

Well the Fatmaster is claiming he has lost 4 stone since he was his heaviest. So that makes him 19 stone now. Still a massive lardarse but about normal weight for the dirty old perverts that waddle around Pattaya.
 
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Sakkiedekock

Looks like Bunters gonna try and livestream his birthday tonight. Will be interesting to see who turns out. I'm sure if fatty is getting the drinks in Pattaya Owl and David Strachan will be on the lash. I wonder who else?
Will we get to see which ladyboy gets to play with little Darren tonight?

In other news MacMaster and Geoff Carter might be on their way. I bet Bunter will be shitting bricks!
 
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