Darren John

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He cant get an ESIM without his passport. His passport wont be returned for around 28 days. His condo is having problems with the smell and insect What an absolute plank. He's know talking about buying a touring bike!
 
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His latest food vlog is magic. He gets roasted in the comments for it hahah

At the end. “I dont know the name of this place. You kind know where it is. Opposite those other place”
 
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I see the diets going well.
Fatso devoured a 3 patty burger like a soi dog that's been starved for weeks.
Put me off my acai bowl...
 
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So the FatMaster states in the comments he has lost 3 stone in the month he has been in Thailand?

 
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DJ nods sagely but doesn't really have a clue what this guy's on about



There's 50 versions of the

same thing right but everybody that's

their authentic actually nostalgic I'm

like dude I'll do it that way for you

and then we slowly start to grow a bit

so now for example we have something

quite fun that's actually gotten quite

popular it's called the cheese steak I don't have a photo of it

have it on Facebook the New York chopped

cheese which is actually so simple one

gu like Matt I'm craving a New York chop

cheese you have on the ingredients can

you do it so I went online I just went

some channels studied a bunch of

different restaurants I'm like that's

the way I want to do it it's just a

burger in the Hoke essentially so you

take you take your your H your your sub

roll you take 200 gram of of my beef

which is basically a double you chop it

up put the onions in chop it in put a

bunch of cheese lettuce tomato

mayonnaise roll it up that's a chopped

cheese and people absolutely love it

 
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I've got one bit of advice, he says. Don't come here on a first date. Because you just want to put your face in it! I bet you do Dazza.
 
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Daz really should go on 'First Dates'. Imagine if he turned up in the merch shorts and crocs. Ordering the most expensive cocktail, as he equates money with class. Then watch him hold the cutlery like a caveman, and shovel in a steak and chips.
Watching him eat that massive greasy burger was just gross.
 
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Then as he lays the bill he leans over and whispers seductively “ How you doing “
 
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‘This bit is the town and then there’s nothing….’. Why hire a motorbike on an island you could walk round in an hour?
 
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The Fatmaster has now deleted all the top interacted negative comments from his recent videos.

He runs a dictatorship only allows the comments he wants to see.

One of his braindead worshippers had the gaul to say DJ was better than Gary Eats not sure what they were on but I want some!
 
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Let me guess, was it Captainperfection?
 
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Reposted from the other place:

I see the Fatmaster placed a pot plant in front of him to try and hide his ever expanding belly. 3 stone loss my arse.

Stolen pic from RoyS:



Well grapple me grape nuts...

 
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Why is he spending so much renting a 2 bedroom apartment if he's just going to be travelling around most of the time?

Surely just a basic apartment would do to use as a base, but hey, DJ knows best.
 
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The Fatmaster's looking a picture of health in the latest thumbnail.

Oh wait! It looks like a stroke is imminent.

And no no not the ones from the ladyboy's on Jomtien Walking Street again hey DJ..

 
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“Right, guys….there you go, I just, ya know, show you around different places. I’ve been here before for darts, so got myself a pool cue, ya know. Bitten the bullet, like let’s do it. That’ll probably come out twice a year. I dunno, but it’s good to have your own tools…..as it were”

Just absolute mind numbing waffle
 
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