Darren John

[Sakkiedekock]

So the FatMaster states in the comments he has lost 3 stone in the month he has been in Thailand?

 

[Sneachta_1987]

Sweet Jesus, why does he put up shower scenes. No shame on this git. How long will the gym last?
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He was also fined 500 Baaart for not having his international driving licence on him. 'I could've done without that' he says. If everything is pittance to him and he keeps comparing prices to sterling, why not this one. Also, disgusting belch out of him on 11.46 while he's doing his 'refweshing' strawberry milkshake.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

The guy could talk a glass eye to sleep! He is one if the worst Youtubers......boring AF and very weird!

Agree he really is the cure for insomnia but he thinks he's gods gift to women. What's with all the winking to the camera?

Should rebrand it the Mid Life Crisis Diaries what with that silly girls Harley and the Ducati winky replacement.

 

[Humphrey Rudge]

Not living his best life is he? Eating a dry pork dumpling standing up in the rain, a horrible looking noodle dish even he pulled faces at and left. If this is a dream holiday I’ll make do with a weekend in Clacton.

This street food theme is wearing thin, even for him I suspect. Treat yourself to a decent restaurant meal Dazza! (Cheese and ham toasty? Really??).

My God that looked worse than a night at Lynne Rowlands for dinner. Only a matter of time until he gets food poisoning.

 

[Bilbo Baggins]

I was maybe the last to notice, but someone has started a parody YouTube channel called Darren John Daily. His old YouTube mate would have had it taken down by now with copyright strikes.

 

[Pantomimehorse]

“Before anyone says anything no I’m not on the carnivore diet I’m having (another) day off”

 

[Sparko74]

Can't sleep at night? Put one of DJ's videos on and you'll out like a light in.....no........time.

What a boring, deluded bloke he is.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

I cant be arsed anymore to watch his misleading videos. Is he on the beg for subscriptions now?

Yep. Just another Pattaya YT beggar.

 

[Roy_S]

So nothing for 4 days then a hastily thrown together piece about Trump Tower exhibiting some of the worst and most comedic editing ever!

Come on Dazza you're better than this... Oh sorry, you're not.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

That captain bloke is back in the comments feircely defending him hahha

 

[Sakkiedekock]

More wibbling about how he's gonna treat it like a holiday in Hua Hin and not get bogged down in a daily routine.

Holiday Dazza.

1. Get up with a sore arse and a hangover at 2pm
2. Eat a massive fry up.
3 Get a rub and tug
4 Down 16 pints and a kebab.
5 Get pegged by a lady boy.
6 Repeat daily.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

He's all over the place with his channel.

He'll be doing another 'address a few points' video soon.

With 2 ladyboys hanging off his arms.
"I'm just having a chat. Honest guv!"

 

[Live_Forever]

He contradicts himself a lot in the comments.

He replied to a comment saying he wasn't being paid for showing that property, then replying to another comment from someone asking if he should be doing paid promotions he replied saying he now has the correct paperwork, which suggests he is being paid to do it.

I've just reported the video anyway for not declaring its a paid promotion

 

[Roy_S]

Starting to look more like his Dad, poor sod.

 

[Bilbo Baggins]

After 9 months it looks like the penny has finally dropped regarding the negativity on his channel. Now only subscribers and members can leave a comment. It would also appear anyone leaving a negative comment has been muted, as the comments over his last couple of vlogs all appear very positive. The negative comments were more interesting than his vlogs, they were the only reason I went to have a look.

 

[Roy_S]

The future’s so bright he has to wear shades. ‘The sun’s so bright today’ on go the Poundland sunglasses, what a pair of bastards he picked! - sure these were £1.50.

showing us the real Thailand with fresh fish in the water and coconut trees (?). He goes on to say you could just have a fry up or other English food or be a hypocrite…

Funny as f**k though - orders egg fried rice and gets rice and a fried egg!

 

[Sakkiedekock]

Watching the new season of White Lotus.
So DJ is known as an LBH to the locals. Loser Back Home.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

The Fatmaster won't be happy he made the box cover of the new GTA game!!

 

[Live_Forever]

A big weekend for our favourite pretentious prick.

What do we reckon then ? Business Class Flight to start his new life followed by being picked up in a private taxi. Check into his 5 star hotel then out for some 'quality' food (probably another cheese toasie) while making pre orgasm sex noises after every bite.

 

[Sakkiedekock]

No uploads from the Fatmaster today.

I wonder if he is helping the local Thai rozzers after slagging them off?