Danielle Armstrong Towie

[BettyCrocker]

Wow so this is the essential photo shoot she fucked of to Dubai Mind fucking blown at this dickhead

Exactly. She could have stood in her bedroom in her bikini or in her underwear if she wanted.
Her trip to Dubai was a family holiday. It was nothing to do with “work”
She’s a lying sack of shit.

 

[loubylou50]

You know what, Danni put up with so much crap from Lockie and then Daniel Spiller (who clearly could never love anyone as much as he loves himself!) so I actually do hope that Tom is a genuine one for her!

 

[Yolo_polo]

Didn't she look ......dumpy

No, not really. I thought she looked great for someone that has a 4 month old baby.

 

[Thedutchess]

I cleaned my social media off the other week, every self entitled celeb, that put others at risk I unfollowed. Dubai holiday lot, people talking about conspiracy, bed hoppers, constant moaners and thoughtless shoppers with no clue to the fact millions have lost their jobs and just want to know where next months rent/mortgage is coming from not where to buy a Bentley these celebs and influencers seem to forget that WE keep them relevant, and paid. Well they’re not getting my money

 

[Cocobaby09]

Watched her insta story. Sorry Danielle but your excuses aren’t cutting it. I’ve been looking at the same 4 walls for weeks and having conversations with my cat, but you’re off to Do-boy for some photos. Get stuffed.

 

[loubylou50]

Does anyone else think Danielle must be absolutely gutted that she couldn’t do a big fancy baby shower & photoshoot for Hello/OK magazine?! She surely must have had something planned before all this happened - all these Z listers do it! Doubtful she’ll manage a newborn shoot either, since she’s due in a couple of weeks. All these lost opportunities!

 

[Peaches_xox]

When she said ‘you know the government said you can only travel for business’ I don’t think Bojo meant bikini Instagram pictures.

 

[PinkFigs]

The baby is the living image of her.

I think the baby looks just like her partner.

 

[Thetruth123]

Didn't she look ......dumpy

No she has just had a baby ....I had a baby 4 weeks before her and she looks way better than me so I guess I’m extremely dumpy!! I’m still a size bloody 18!!! So I personally take offence to that comment no need to comment on her weight

 

[Sogdhitalley]

I feel bad for saying this but I find Orla quite unfortunate looking. I just don't know what it is.

 

[Smurf72]

Poor little girl honestly state of that thing she has stuck on her . Just no so no and so chav . Poor little thing.

She dresses her up like a bloody show pony. Absolute chav. The bow things aren’t a good look either. Ffs just dress her like a normal baby! Oh and she definitely has visitors last ween when she was meant to be self isolating...different cars on the drive today compared to last week

 

[BettyCrockerr]

What makes me laugh about Danielle is that she’s not a nutritionist; she has absolutely no clue whatsoever about any of it. She’s not a PT, she’s got no qualifications or experience at all in weight loss/nutrition - none. And she doesn’t care to learn. If she was actually genuinely interest in that side if things she would have got herself onto proper courses to learn and gained industry approved qualifications to support what she’s saying. All she is, is a mouth piece sales woman for another MLM scam company that prey on vulnerable young women (mostly)
She’s in it for the money. Thats obvious. It’s her dressing it up to be something else that’s getting peoples backs up.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

If you think that’s bad go and look at her post on her body goals page wearing a pink bikini. She absolutely loves herself. Nothing wrong with that but this one truly loves herself. Btw did you know she lost 4.5 stone…she doesn’t mention it that often

GUYS I PUT ON LIKE FOUR AND A HALF STONE WHEN I WAS PREGNANT - BUT IVE LOST IT ALL NOW AND TONED UP JUST BY DRINKIN THESE MILKSHAKES YOU CAN BUY FROM MY NEWTRISHUN BIZZNIZZ THAT I RUN WITH MA GEWL FERNE AND MA BIZZNIZZ PARTNER WOB. IM A MUMMY TO MA BABBYGEWL OR-LAH AND IM A BOSS BABE BIZZNIZZ WOMAN AND LOOK I CAN WEAR CROP TOPS AND SIZE 8 JEANS BECAUSE IVE LOST ALL OF MY BAY-BEE WAIT.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

They just seem to let Orla wander around doing whatever she wants and touching everything. Even in situations when a child shouldn’t be running around, such as in restaurants.

hardly surprising though as they are the types of people that just ‘take over’ the place wherever they go

It makes me cringe that they just take her along with them to places that are just not baby appropriate. Up market bars & restaurants - sorry but it’s not appropriate to have a toddler roaming around when other adults are trying to enjoy a nice meal in adult surroundings. The wee girl stottering around in her nappy while there’s champagne buckets by the tables….
cant Dimbo & Dozy take her to a family hotel or a child friendly hotel? Can’t they give up the chavtastic lifestyle for 5 minutes to actually parent the child instead of posing in some tacky Dubai hotel.

 

[Its_Me]

Love that pram and the classic wheels, I don’t see anything chavvy about it either. Better than having same old same old as everyone else.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

She must shift a shit of that Herbalife crap for the lifestyle to claims to have! I don’t follow her anymore, her voice goes straight through me. Does she do many Ad’s etc? Or is it just that shit nutrition business she pretends to have?

She doesn’t really do many ads, it’s just the Herbalife crap.
the lifestyle she portrays is all smoke & mirrors - that in itself is an advert for herbalife - it’s all a show that’s put on to give the impression that flogging some milkshakes = living a life of luxury in expensive hotels, driving a Bentley and spending your days shopping in Selfridges.…. it’s all bullshit. believe half of what you see and even less of what you hear…. Drives a Bentley but lives in a fairly standard house in a normal street in Brentwood… boyfriend still goes out and works a normal job….. it’s not real.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I'd have loved to reschedule our planned holiday to Greece, but with my boyfriend in the thick of Covid in his job as a nurse, there was no option to - I'd love us to go away and forget everything for a week, yet these cretins are doing what they like and getting away with it in the guise of "work" -absolute selfish asswipes, the lot of them! Even though you're allowed to travel for work, it should only be in certain countries abroad, IMO, but then again, we know what most of these creatures are doing for work in Dubai....

 

[BettyCrocker]

She does seem to love herself. The constant preening and pouting. She’s just another brainless girl who got a lucky break on tv. Don’t think there’s much going on upstairs!

 

[Ummasad]

Unfollowed!

I live in Dubai and we were desperate to travel back to the UK for Christmas. My kids havent seen their grandparents for over a year but guess what... we cancelled our trip just days before which was bloody stressful and expensive but we knew what the rules said about international travel in and out of the UK so we didn’t do it!

Twats like Danielle coming to Dubai and swanning around like they’d never heard the words ‘mask’ or ‘social distancing’ and a huge part of the reason I’m facing probably another year before I see my family and why cases have surged so dramatically here since Christmas!

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

Let the man eat his steak!! Everything Tom does she's on at him. That man looks dead behind his eyes!! He knows all the hols, cars etc won't make up for the fact he's saddled with Danielle!!