Danielle Armstrong #2

[Cloff]

Usually I’d agree but this baby shower seems to be a black tie piss up in a marquee!?

Lol….. Essex

 

[Ck2020]

FFS no one wants to see her sitting there rubbing her postnatal tummy. Yes, we all know it’s normal to still look pregnant after having a baby, but we don’t need to see constant evidence of it!

It fucking annoys me because In 4/5 weeks time she’ll be flogging her herbashit again and pretending she’s losing weight

 

[Fairytruthmother]

The birthday cake video sent me to this thread

'Celebrating 36 years of me' ..ffs she'd eat herself if she could

 

[Holograms]

Her legs reminds me of a Shetland pony's legs

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Anyone else find it very interesting that the group of people that have KWOLEEFYED FUR A VAYCAYSHUN are all friends of hers & Tom’s and the lot of them look like botoxed, fake tanned simpletons from TOWIE…..

 

[loubylou50]

Did anyone see Danielle’s father’s day reel of Tom and Orrrlaaaaa? I have to say he looks like such a good hands-on dad, I can imagine she leaves most of the care to him because she doesn’t seem to have that same bond - Orla just stares blankly at Danielle, probably cos there’s always a phone shoved in her face!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Holy Christ do you see her dancing in this new video… imagine getting on like that at your own wedding….

She’s so embarrassing. She thinks she’s really sexy and that she can dance……
She cannot. She really hasn’t got any rhythm, and it all looks really awkward and disjointed. It’s just a bit…….. tacky. Trying to dance like a stripper at your own wedding?!!!

 

[Disneylover]

Ah, it’s 3 years since Tom asked her to be “Hes” wife she might have money from her pyramid scheme but she’s thick as pig shit

 

[Mum3boys]

That is so embarrassing and skanky, imagine opening your legs and flapping about madly at your wedding , it’s mortifying

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Such a lovely happy family photo. She looks like a worried blow up doll, he looks like someone just killed his dog in front of him and the kid is trying to escape.

Tom is SO gormless. He looks completely vacant. I mean, he just be a bit thick to have impregnated and married that dumb bimbo but Jesus wept he looks like he’s got some sort of mental issue - staring off into the middle distance

 

[Rose123]

This Towie lot have just made the Maldives seem chavvy.

 

[Beachbabe]

Haha she's like 'It's MY special day. Everyone watch ME!'

Apparently Tom thought she a stripper….says it all really!
And surprise surprise Jess Wright got up and sang. I wonder what she could have possibly sung…I’m going with Valerie

 

[Lucydowl]

I asked her was she distancing herself from her bestie Fern in light of recent bullying relevations still waiting

 

[Carlisle89]

Her daughter doesn’t seem to speak at all. She’s two today and just seems to squeal! So many influencers/z listers on Instagram seem to have kids of a similar age who are incredibly behind with their speech; Kristy green and mum life styled to name just two others!

Agree totally. I couldn't believe she was turning two and doesn't even say mumma or dada yet. I guess it's not that surprising. Danielle treats her like an accessory at best and probably doesn't speak to her unless it's being filmed for Insta. She laughs at her/about her, which is really horrible, I think. Tommy's a bit better with her, but he's not exactly the most articulate guy. I still would though ;-) He's fit as

 

[Pushyplumb]

It is embarrassing how she tried to engage with Orla and the child just completely blanks her. Maybe try turning the telly off before talking to her.

 

[honey7]

Found this thread and just came in here to say I cannot STAND this woman.

Post-TOWIE she’s done nothing but flog that vile Herbalife rubbish to vulnerable women, making a lot of money in the process.

She was always a bully and came across horrifically on TOWIE. Spread rumours and gossip about Lauren Pope (a nice, normal person amongst a cast of general horrors) and seemed to always otherwise pick fights with younger female cast members such as Courtney.

Sorry everyone, rant over.

I think Danielle was jealous of Lauren ( probably still is))

 

[Smurf72]

My god she absolutely loves herself. I’m all for self confidence but jeez she takes it to a whole new level. And as for Ferne she just looks cheap all the time.

 

[Deb788]

She always reminds me of male blonde rock stars like Rick Parfitt from Status Quo or Rod Stewart

 

[Disneylover]

Orrrwlahhh and Uuuunahhh . I don’t think the names go together at all. Another little girl for Tom to bring up, ahhhh
Nothing will ever be as bad as Sunday and Finty though, good God

 

[bradshawsshoes101]

Toms face screams OH FUCK!!! He only went into this for a shag, then she was pregnant within 3 months lol!