Escape from prison, hang out near a mate’s, split the reward
How embarrassing only making it to Chiswick. My old nan could have got further than that.Dunno what he’s achieved by doing this apart from making his already tit and stupid situation even more tit and stupid
Well , according to Frank from Chiswick, had a nap on a park benchOkay, what if it's something more sinister?
We all agree that he could've gone further in the 4 days he was missing. What if escaping wasn't the motive? What did he do in the 4 days he was out?
Prison reforms will see all cell beds replaced with park benches ...Well , according to Frank from Chiswick, had a nap on a park bench
I loved that whole statement, along with the police saying he’d changed clothes as if this was a massive surprise to them. Of course he’s changed his clothesdead
It is true, and she is HIDEOUS. Put someone in charge of a prison who has never worked on a wing, and this is what you get. Utterly useless, vapid waste of space.Has someone messed with Wandsworth prisons wiki page or is the governor really someone called Katie Price![]()