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He’s definitely a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Maybe because he’s storing them in his massive jowls, making him sound like he’s got a mouthful of golf balls when he talks. He’s gone from selling dodgy cars, to recruiting folk, to aftershave, to peddling ‘designer’ cheatham hill clothing, to being a ‘self taught chef’, to a gym wear specialist, to now producing gin. Despite him saying many many times he’s doesn’t drink ‘except on holiday’, but yeah, he’s the gin specialist now. Still reminding us that for 5 minutes he had to live in his car, all because he chose to buy a second hand car instead of paying his rent that month. Mr Get Rich Quick from the start. God only knows why he’s still insisting on this dad the dish bs, how many more ways can you copy a burger or pasta recipe? He wants all the success and none of the effort
Latest recipe a surf and turf hahahaha. How original
That’s not even his, you’d have heard about it if he was capable of knocking out a plate looking like that, he’s dining out, yet again. He eats a lot in restaurants, for such a skilled chef
Seems dad the dumpling will jump on anything to boost himself. Cost of living crisis? Good to go app trending? Cool, here’s a meal for £3.30 I just bought off GTG, making sure to highlight my personal reg car. Where he uses a bag of veg/fruit/loaf, but then adds a pack of meat, a load of spices people living on the breadline won’t have, milk, ice cream, chocolate, cheese, all the essentials the people struggling will surely have and produces yet another version of dirty fries, which was absolutely impossible for £3.30. What a hero. Absolute tosser.
Not to mention that in the video he drives from Blackpool to Lytham then to Wrea Green which is £4567 in fuel as well
Not to mention that in the video he drives from Blackpool to Lytham then to Wrea Green which is £4567 in fuel as well
And at the end of the video, he announces he froze the rest. The lettuce, the apples, the grapes, the mushrooms, the melon, the oranges, the plums, the cucumber, the rest of the carrots, peppers, potatoes, he froze all that. Binned it is more truthful. If he was even half way the chef he pretends, he could have made a pretty decent veggie meal out of it all, without the need for a shopping basket load of ‘add ons’Saw him munching on Cornish Pasty from the pork shop in Lytham on Sunday. Surprised he didn’t steal their recipe too 
Looks like he's been buying followers for his trash won't keep your t*ts up gym wear page. Gained 3000 followers from 3 posts. okay then mate. Look at his followers, all fake profiles!
This is actually hilarious. About to drop to 121K and swoops in with a quick buy
This is actually hilarious
. About to drop to 121K and swoops in with a quick buyPage full of begs 
He does live in Lytham, he doesn't own ribby hall nor has he ever claimed to, he was homeless, came from nothing then built his way up, loads of people have won his competitions
And you sound like an absolute bunch of clowns. How do you speak about someone you don't know and make statements as though their facts Weird fuxks
He does live in Lytham, he doesn't own ribby hall nor has he ever claimed to, he was homeless, came from nothing then built his way up, loads of people have won his competitionsAnd you sound like an absolute bunch of clowns. How do you speak about someone you don't know and make statements as though their facts
Weird fuxksPage full of begs
And you sound like an absolute bunch of clowns. How do you speak about someone you don't know and make statements as though their facts
Hi siiiiiiiiimon!
Funny, you lived in Kirkham last time I knew (before you got kicked out of your exes house), a fair way (and price difference!) from lytham.
He was homeless - because he bought a car rather than pay bills from what I’ve read on his insta
Who’s won the competitions then? What about those monthly meals with champagne and fancy food at his studio kitchen? Didn’t see a single winner. What about fit 4 feb and the £500/£1k prize? That never happened either 
Get off the site if you’re not interested in it
Lmao begs? What’s anyone asked for? We’ve all given tons of truths, backed up, and the best you can come up with is calling us begs? As creative as the recipes you copy there, SiiiiiiiimonPage full of begs
And you sound like an absolute bunch of clowns. How do you speak about someone you don't know and make statements as though their facts
You know how that’s 100% Siiiiiiiiiiiiiimon? He mentions the hero points, his homelessness, his generosity, but doesn’t even try to correct the fact his girlfriend is just out of high school. You’d think that would be a priority to correct for most people, wouldn’t youHi siiiiiiiiimon!
Funny, you lived in Kirkham last time I knew (before you got kicked out of your exes house), a fair way (and price difference!) from lytham.
He was homeless - because he bought a car rather than pay bills from what I’ve read on his insta
Get off the site if you’re not interested in it
I gotta jump in with Siiiimonnnnns *Their*You know how that’s 100% Siiiiiiiiiiiiiimon? He mentions the hero points, his homelessness, his generosity, but doesn’t even try to correct the fact his girlfriend is just out of high school. You’d think that would be a priority to correct for most people, wouldn’t you
I cannot help myself. THEY'RE
Last time I checked, Lennox Gate is at least 6.6 miles away from the very edge of LythamPage full of begs
And you sound like an absolute bunch of clowns. How do you speak about someone you don't know and make statements as though their facts
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Last time I checked, Lennox Gate is at least 6.6 miles away from the very edge of Lytham
I was going to put this last night but I bite my tongue instead, I leave in Lytham and he constantly driving down here and definitely doesn’t live around here . Anyone that knows Lennox gate knows it’s not exactly the image he wants to give all his fake followers , I see the comments are fading away on his posts now Ps , we all know it’s Simon by the number of emojis in his comment alone
Can’t stand the big weird large f&cker. I’m feeling a tiny bit sorry for him now though. He’s hit an all time low. He was so up his own hole. Cooking studio, €25k PA, fancy cars. Kids who had everything. He bleeping won’t give up though will he???? Fake as duck. I pity him with the bought followers, the ‘Simon’ comments and likes. Give it up Si - get a job as a pot wash or cleaner mate.
They’re based at Ribby Hall, in one of the office suites there, so he’s clearly seen an opening and is trying to push himself in like you say. Wonder how they’d feel about a 33 year old man promoting a product his girlfriend isn’t old enough to drink?Companies house- he’s absolutely nothing to do with the whole dirty duck gin company either . I get the impression he’s trying to smooze his way in there
100% trying to force his way in to make up for his own failures. Be begging them for a job and telling them about his huge (mainly paid for fake) social media following. Hopefully they stumble upon this page and see what he's really like. He really is a proper cringey character. Can't believe he still has that studio. Surely he's not earning enough from dad the dish to pay for that