Haha I always suspected this, he looks like a short guy, especially with that weird rug under the arms pose he does to look biggerIt’s the overcompensating with the tacky designer labelsit’s because he’s 5”5 and trying to make up for it!
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5 ft tall and 5 ft wide with with carpets he's carrying under those arms
Well the super noodle recipe has been matched, we now have deep fried breaded cheese strings. Incredible this person plans to charge people, in the new year, for ‘masterclasses’ at his studio. Wonder if it’s bring your own deep large fryer and babybels? 
As predicted, his Christmas dinner ‘giveaway’, to be announced on the 27th of nov never materialised. Shocker. But it’s ok, because he’s a hero anyway, as he constantly rams down everyone’s throats
As predicted, his Christmas dinner ‘giveaway’, to be announced on the 27th of nov never materialised. Shocker. But it’s ok, because he’s a hero anyway, as he constantly rams down everyone’s throats
Oops deleted the cheese strings ‘recipe’ since I posted this. Thought you weren’t following us here, Simon? Bless you. Stop passing off others work as your own creation, you titWell the super noodle recipe has been matched, we now have deep fried breaded cheese strings. Incredible this person plans to charge people, in the new year, for ‘masterclasses’ at his studio. Wonder if it’s bring your own deep large fryer and babybels?
As predicted, his Christmas dinner ‘giveaway’, to be announced on the 27th of nov never materialised. Shocker. But it’s ok, because he’s a hero anyway, as he constantly rams down everyone’s throats
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Another hero post about taking his sons to a greasy spoon cafe every week. Poor show whoring out your kids for instagram likes on an account you're trying to be an influencer. Keep the kids to you're personal page.Well the super noodle recipe has been matched, we now have deep fried breaded cheese strings. Incredible this person plans to charge people, in the new year, for ‘masterclasses’ at his studio. Wonder if it’s bring your own deep large fryer and babybels?
As predicted, his Christmas dinner ‘giveaway’, to be announced on the 27th of nov never materialised. Shocker. But it’s ok, because he’s a hero anyway, as he constantly rams down everyone’s throats
Oops deleted the cheese strings ‘recipe’ since I posted this. Thought you weren’t following us here, Simon? Bless you. Stop passing off others work as your own creation, you tit
well he needs to drum up a bit of sympathy and adoration now and then. Nice that he at least managed to do one without reminding the world that one isn’t biologically his, he’s just a hero worlds first step dad. But how interesting we suddenly magically have a winner to his previously forgotten contest
You’re welcome for the reminder Simon, but your kind deeds and promises don’t count if you have to be reminded to keep them. Nice of your friend to be shown as ‘winner’ I’ve been following this guy for a while and I’m wondering if you say all his businesses are shut down and he’s giving all his money to homeless peeps how is he managing to live and feed his kids?
Because he’s full of
He just lies and exaggerates. Homeless at 19, because he chose to buy a car to resell over paying his rent, living in his car, for 3 months, is not the same as the hard time so many others experience, but it makes for a sympathy story. A step father, which millions of men around the world are and never need to shout about it, but he tells it like he’s a hero, the worlds first step dad, constantly telling the world this poor kid isn’t biologically his, because it makes for a hero story. And all his recipes, copied, stolen, from other chefs and cooks, who work hard to create them, he tells the world that they’re his, and he’s a genius who managed to not only learn to cook during lockdown, he was skilled enough to be able to work out entire recipes, in every cuisine you can think of. And he publishes these recipes and profits off them, to the point he’s even copied and pasted an entire recipe and method, and had it published on the official swan website as his work.And since saint Simon likes to read this, just remember, you called us trolls, but it’s not trolling or bullying or whatever, if it’s truth and facts
Another hero post today and prob another one full of lies. You can tell his 'own' recipes. Absolute rotten looking random mix of dried pasta and scampi.... never seen a combo like that in my lifeBecause he’s full of
And since saint Simon likes to read this, just remember, you called us trolls, but it’s not trolling or bullying or whatever, if it’s truth and facts
The creamy lemon pasta part, he’s clearly copied that and tried changing a couple of details to make it sound like his, but he ballsed that up, and then whacking that battered scampi on it, was just disgusting. Hilarious that that was his take on something ‘fancy’. Sad part is, that was actually a paid ad, with his rushed monotone voice at the end ‘advertising’
I’d want my money back if I was Whitby foods 
Next he will come up with a new revolutionary idea like turkey, stuffing and gravy
Scampi and tagliatelle his version of King prawn linguine
It's proper cringeworthySiiiiiimon, can we make a Christmas burger? Makes a turkey sandwich, using packet wafer thin turkey
He’s one of the worse people I’ve ever come across on Instagram. I honestly cringe and feel embarrassed for him. He’s bad but the dope working for him is worse. I would go out of my way NOT to support the companies who advertise through him.
Yeah he's bad. Was good when he started. But completely changed. Total act. Just steals recipes that are being shared on various sources online. Or things that are simple to make. Here's 'my fry up'. Anyone can cook a fry up. Why would someone get paid to show you how to do it online. Just a very fake showoff type. Everything done for instagram.
Glad to see there's a thread on this creep! to you on here thinking he's a fake show off and full of tit , your absolutely right.
He has been seen down my way. Im in Birmingham. He is all over insta acting the hero and family man when he's taking advantage of young girls. acting like a big shot, filling them with lies about his made up celebrity status, money, and wanting to marry them. Anyone see his couple posts about mrs dish. It was my partner that pointed it out saying wonder how many girls think its them. He's even got some girl pregnant from what I'm told. Hes a total creep with the assistant and all girls in general. I dont know how he is getting away with this and so publicly
He has been seen down my way. Im in Birmingham. He is all over insta acting the hero and family man when he's taking advantage of young girls. acting like a big shot, filling them with lies about his made up celebrity status, money, and wanting to marry them. Anyone see his couple posts about mrs dish. It was my partner that pointed it out saying wonder how many girls think its them. He's even got some girl pregnant from what I'm told. Hes a total creep with the assistant and all girls in general. I dont know how he is getting away with this and so publicly
Not one bit surprised to read this. He’s the ultimate creep. That happy family crap is wearing thin. His plagiarising is disgraceful. Chefs spend so much time developing and working on recipes. It’s not acceptable for this creep to steal them and try to pass them off as his own. His lies about his charity work needs to be called out too.
I’m so glad I’ve found this thread…I’ve been following him for a long time and thought I was the only person who got fed up with his self congratulatory posts. I started following him as most of his content was simple, quick meals but it’s now digressed to an account that’s all about him, rather than him providing content to his followers. I realised fairly on that most of ‘his’ recipes were plagiarised but tbh, the fact he was posting them was a lot more convenient than searching online for recipes (my laziness). However, he’s now monopolising others’ work and he 100% should be called out on that. He’s now, somewhat, of a public figure and that comes with being open to admiration and condemnation but what gets me is his arrogance at people, predominantly on here from what I’ve discovered, expressing their views of him. People are entitled to their views, him decrying this as ‘trolls’ highlights his narcissism. On a side note, I have never understood how an account, that is literally named Dad the *Dish*, has content asking people about furniture, what presents he should get his kids, showing off his (underused) home gym and the the continuous posts about how much of a jolly good guy he is. It’s boring and arrogant, everything he portrays to be the opposite of. Also, I have never known a grown man to use so many love hearts and the emoji with heart eyes in my life. He’s completely playing up to a certain demographic of his followers. I only follow him now for the cringe…
It’s the absolute irony of calling people trolls and liars, when he’s literally making a living off of plagiarising recipes, that people have spent countless hours over creating, and claiming them as his own. The hypocrisy of his positivity crap he constantly spouts, while ripping off peoples work and never giving them an ounce of credit. And the idiots who seem to believe him, and pat him on his short little back, telling him what a good little guy he is, are they totally brainless? No wonder he thinks he has people fooled. Pinch of Nom had a new book out recently, I can’t wait to see those recipes claimed at his, he lifts a lot from them already