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Must be big business… He’s recruiting for a videographer/editor at £16k-£30k a year. The job advert is hilarious, it should be reported for false advertisement. If only the potential candidates knew what they were getting into… Would also love to know how much he’s ripping off small businesses for ‘exposure’ on his account that is predominantly bought followers 
Those munchy box videos are god awful. It’s 90% him, and actually very little promotion of the restaurant or the food. The way he slams it all together, in his fake hard man act, throwing it down and practically spits the names of the food out, it just looks and sounds resentful and nasty. There’s very little about the business, and all about getting his bulldog looking face onto tiktok. Why does he constantly talk out of the side of his mouth, has he had a stroke he hasn’t yet mentioned? Why does he only wear one glove, yet still touch the food with both hands? He’s not promoting anyone, he’s just using them for easy content to promote himself.
I saw he’s changed his YouTube channel to the new ‘venture’ he’s been talking about, with the woman beater, but let’s see, what’s the bet he’ll pretend it’s a brand new one and is ‘blown away’ with all the ‘support so far’
I saw he’s changed his YouTube channel to the new ‘venture’ he’s been talking about, with the woman beater, but let’s see, what’s the bet he’ll pretend it’s a brand new one and is ‘blown away’ with all the ‘support so far’
The advert is an absolute joke . I feel sorry for anyone who gets sucked up into his absurd bull that he’s the bees bleeping kneesMust be big business… He’s recruiting for a videographer/editor at £16k-£30k a year. The job advert is hilarious, it should be reported for false advertisement. If only the potential candidates knew what they were getting into… Would also love to know how much he’s ripping off small businesses for ‘exposure’ on his account that is predominantly bought followers
Funniest thing about all this, is the fact he begs his parents for money every other day so he can fill his car that's also parent funded. Then to drive to small cafés and make an absolute fool off himself! You can even tell they don't want him there it's so embarrassing to watch. That last one was brave allowing there young child near a guy who's known for driving around with 15 year old children and inviting them into his home. What an absolute onse
He cooks the restaurants pre prepared food, he doesn’t actually create or add anything to their menu, he just cooks the food they’ve already got. Then he puts it in a box and tells them to put food that’s already on the menu, on the menu.
A bit like me coming to your house and putting your pre prepared curry on to cook, then pretending I was somehow responsible for the result. But then he’s saving money not having to buy ingredients himself, because he said he can’t afford that anymore. And he’s making easy content, while probably trying to sneakily learn new ideas to call them ‘his recipes’. Like he’s banging on about some Cajun Mac & cheese, so I’ll bet we’ll see that recreation soon
God this latest guff he’s doing is beyond embarrassing. Just give it up Simon, you’ve blown it.
Sooo embarrassing! The same videos every single time, and that same god awful dialogue. "yOu sAid oNe tHinG"
"gO oN tHeN, I wiLl" they sound like such Neanderthals
He makes up to £5k per stolen recipe, but he had to stop doing lives cooking those recipes, because he couldn’t afford the ingredients? Something isn’t adding up 
Out of curiosity, I read the article. Hilarious. He was a joiner, a kindly stranger convinced him to keep selling 2nd hand cars. He’s always taught himself to cook at a ‘very good level’. No mention of the Michelin star chefs he’s said has trained him. Everyone wants him to open a restaurant, but he’s too busy making munchy boxes. No mention of the athletic wear line, or the vodka. Surely a perfect promo moment there? No mention of the upcoming mashdad tv. Did he not want it in the media, that he’s venturing out with a woman beater? Who admitted to it and was found guilty. Interesting
Out of curiosity, I read the article. Hilarious. He was a joiner, a kindly stranger convinced him to keep selling 2nd hand cars. He’s always taught himself to cook at a ‘very good level’. No mention of the Michelin star chefs he’s said has trained him. Everyone wants him to open a restaurant, but he’s too busy making munchy boxes. No mention of the athletic wear line, or the vodka. Surely a perfect promo moment there? No mention of the upcoming mashdad tv. Did he not want it in the media, that he’s venturing out with a woman beater? Who admitted to it and was found guilty. Interesting
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Did anyone see his job ad on indeed? Trying to sell it as the best job ever when honestly, It sounds EXHAUSTING
"You'll be the camera operator, editor, audio person, lighting... hell, you'll even help direct"
I've done this kind of work before and it's definitely not a 1 man job.
I'd also be ashamed to feature in the s*n newspaper
"You'll be the camera operator, editor, audio person, lighting... hell, you'll even help direct"
I've done this kind of work before and it's definitely not a 1 man job.
I'd also be ashamed to feature in the s*n newspaper
It said in one of the articles that he was head of business at Ford on £150k surely that’s a lie ??
He’s asking for an absolute dogs body, full time, with full flexibility, with top pay at 30k. On a 40 hour week, that’s about £15 before tax. He’s looking for a skilled professional, to be at his beck and call and do the lions share of the content making, and paying them barely above minimum wage. Greedy, lazy rum bagDid anyone see his job ad on indeed? Trying to sell it as the best job ever when honestly, It sounds EXHAUSTING
"You'll be the camera operator, editor, audio person, lighting... hell, you'll even help direct"
I've done this kind of work before and it's definitely not a 1 man job.
I'd also be ashamed to feature in the s*n newspaper
Its complete bull I can confirm he has never been anything more than a sales exec at a low end sales garage
You can’t buy it, no. But, as he’s registered dad the dish as a business, that’s one of the reasons you can get verified. Insta also do it to help if you have copycat accounts, causing a problem. Well, we’ve all seen him complain about that, there’s currently 4 other copy cat accounts. Do we think Simon would make these, to help him get verified. Ummm….You sure as he can buy them