Crystal Bailey

[Stay Classy]

I don’t understand how she goes on and on about ‘single mum life’. She is literally the Disneyland dad! And after last school holidays with her boys she was saying how much she needed a break!

 

[Justbeige]

Ph fuck off Crystal. You buy shit from Ikea, paint shit beige and ride limp old man wrinkle dick for cash. You're tired. Boo fucking hoo.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

So Byron not Byron's biggest scammer has admitted to reading here!?

Hi

Why the fuck has she made no changes!? Take on board what you are reading Crystal! You are problematic. You lie. You are unstable. If anything do this for those boys THAT WERE TAKEN OFF YOU.

Stop the bullshit woo woo shit. The you inspire people shit. 'I had 7 businesses' the fuck!? People will find out.

Enough.

The way she and Leila try to spin not being able to build a stable career or life for themselves and their kids as a good thing is HYSTERICAL. What a multi-passionate knob.

 

[showinguphere]

Should we make some predictions of how the holidays will go?
A- Disneyland mum asks them what they would like to do. Maybe a theme park visit, skate parks, movies. I don’t know their interests so just guessing.
Or
B- Disneyland mum takes them for “soulful” walks on the beach, photographs them eating breakfast and coffee out at all the in places in town, takes them to ikea and sets up their bedroom for content.

 

[Stay Classy]

Which “season” is she reminiscing about?

The season after she spent weeks in hospital after an episode. But was that the season after she ripped people off or before the season that she got arrested? It’s the season of the manifestation experiment (which luckily we can still catch in her highlights when she also got 10k new followers) which is also the season of the apartment she manifested with the Greek view in Sydney. It’s before the season of the villa she bought and renovated in Bali and way before the bush creative studio season. You can keep track of the seasons if you write it all down because it’s free

 

[Stay Classy]

I know! I was thinking "HERE she goes, AGAIN!!!"

Yeh, how many times have we heard the very vague story of her losing everything!!

Crystal, get your own life sorted before you go helping other women! Of all the nutters on Instagram, she would be the least ‘qualified’ to be mentoring or coaching others

There is something weird with that ‘work wife’ I just have a feeling it will not end well, but I suppose Crystal would attract drama

 

[ceeshelley]

I googled Crystal’s new flatmate. She seems highly qualified and successful. Why on earth is she bunking up with this crazy woman? It seemed very last minute as well.

Something is giving me severe red flags here but I can’t put my finger on it. Maybe the way she and her boyfriend refer to themselves as ‘visionaries’ and ‘new world leaders’ a lot. Massive side-eye from me.

 

[Delicious Cheese Sandwich]

Well, bust my legs and call me shorty.

Curtains! I can't believe I took the day off work and pre-booked a private hospital stay to recover from the earth-shattering news.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

And it was the failed gramps relationship which made her realize she wanted to move to byron. It was just an added bonus she had a child living there.
wow

Right? It was the old man that made her realize she wanted to live in Byron, not a longing to be near her child. What a self-absorbed twat.

Also, how about that comment about how the more she and grandpa boyfriend got to know each other the more they realized they had absolutely nothing in common? Go figure! Imagine, getting to know someone before you claim ownership of his family home and declare him your savior. She is so far detached from reality that I have to keep reminding myself that this broad is almost 40 yrs old.

I still laugh my ass off thinking back on what a spectacle she made of herself over her sugar daddy though. That was the gift that keeps in giving. Can you imagine what his kids’ reaction was when they found her Insta and saw that heifer posting pictures of their dad asleep? Dancing around in their home with her entire motley crew of a family in tow and moving her kids in telling them it was their bedroom now? The money I would have paid to overhear the conversation when grandpa was told about all of the shit this psycho was posting about him on social. If anybody has any insider gossip on how that all went down, please do share all the juicy details!

 

[Stay Classy]

Is she taking the piss? The woman doesn’t have a stable home life/base or secure for her kids to live in full time. She also doesn’t seem bothered by that? Doing a morning routine post when your entire life doesn’t seem anywhere near aspirational is certifiably insane to me.

Hi everyone, here’s my morning routine that I’ve been doing for one day and it’s changed my LIFE!!!

 

[Libertine]

The Queen NEVER NEVER NEVER said this, and it demonstrates how thick Crystal is that she reposted it.

Thick as a brick.

 

[timtams]

Omg I had to switch off halfway. Just because you keep repeating “belief and vision” and “instill” hundreds of times doesn’t make you smart or successful. Was it that belief and vision that they instilled that allowed you to rip off hundreds of people? You opened a business in America and bought a villa in Bali, but you have none of that now? How is that success. And no, you definitely do not need a podcast

 

[not_the_kids]

If this is officially luxury then I will officially eat my hat. . officially.

WTF is that? It looks like the site of a triple homicide.

Maybe she should hire Leila to come and do a spirit/womb clearing in the bathtub (we know how much Leila loves bath time), to clear the evil spirit energy before crystal throws some render up on those walls and paints everything beige.

 

[Stay Classy]

She’s just posted “last day with my babies”, but spending a few hours at the hairdressers is more important than making your boys feel loved and wanted. I hope she reads here and realises what a fuck up she is to those boys, so better Crystal.

There seemed to be a lot of ‘me time’, soul sista time and laptop parties during the weeks she did have the boys…..

 

[J0J0]

Please tell me no one paid her to ‘style’ this.
This is the most basic boring SpAcE I’ve ever seen
🫠

 

[not_the_kids]

I’m so fucking sick of these Instagram wannabe influencers putting their own selfish wants before the needs of their children.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Romance?! It looks like someone threw up all over those God awful spray painted colored pumpkins!!

That whole installation looks like a low budget crafts store exploded. I can smell the cheap potpourrI from here.

Also, if I hear The Best Part one more GD time my ears are going to bleed. Basic Becky hasn’t posted a single stories thread for months without using that overplayed song.

 

[Luvnaps]

Crystal, you're a PART TIME MUMMA, not a "SOLO MUMMA". You've only got them for 2 WEEKS. WHY wouldn't you spend every minute with them that you can?! Save your "solo dates" when you don't have them! Geeeeez, this woman is unbelievable!

P.S. And I'm sorry, but she looks terrible there.

 

[gossipy91]

Where does all the shit go when they have finished with it?

 

[showinguphere]

Ah my bad! I did think it seemed cheap. Is this the same 6 month air bnb rental she was talking about. I can’t keep up.

And wasn’t she busy setting up her bedroom in Leila’s house a few months ago? Furniture arriving and everything? The two single Mums tackling life’s challenges together? I am so so confused. I can’t see her in Ocean Shores for 6 months. Although with the Crystal time warp, 6 months is everyone else’s 3 months....