Here is the recap:
Ellie and Conor went to Ibiza early summer. Tried to be a bit shady about it and flew out of Belfast cos Spain was on their green list momentarily then took the high road and said we were all jellus trolls and Irish begrudgers. Came home and made an attempt to self isolate. Conor posted the very romantic photo of Ellie's bikini on the floor with the caption after banging or something similar. But then had to delete it. Cos you know it might not have been in the best taste?
Fast forward end of Aug and off they went to Santorini. Bumped into Carla Jackson and her latest squeeze. Lots of stories where the snow was falling and it wasnt Christmas. Ellie prayed to the porcelain god in the jacks and Conor plastered it over Insta. See a pattern here? They high tailed it home just in time before Greece got kicked off green list. Again with a tone of insolence about the jellus trolls and begrudgers.
Rumours then flew about whether Ellie would be snubbed by Bperfect Brendan at his megastore launch. Due to negative press with her travelling. What a laugh. Ellie was there with bells on. Waving haphazardly with no mask from the bus, in the after party videos barely able to speak.
After the outrage, released a very half hearted apology where she smirked from the start to the end and then had to delete it.
G'wan Ellie you are the gift that keeps giving. Living it up in your bedroom in your parents house, where your boyfriend isn't even welcome to visit while they are there.
Yes we are all jellus hun.
Ellie and Conor went to Ibiza early summer. Tried to be a bit shady about it and flew out of Belfast cos Spain was on their green list momentarily then took the high road and said we were all jellus trolls and Irish begrudgers. Came home and made an attempt to self isolate. Conor posted the very romantic photo of Ellie's bikini on the floor with the caption after banging or something similar. But then had to delete it. Cos you know it might not have been in the best taste?
Fast forward end of Aug and off they went to Santorini. Bumped into Carla Jackson and her latest squeeze. Lots of stories where the snow was falling and it wasnt Christmas. Ellie prayed to the porcelain god in the jacks and Conor plastered it over Insta. See a pattern here? They high tailed it home just in time before Greece got kicked off green list. Again with a tone of insolence about the jellus trolls and begrudgers.
Rumours then flew about whether Ellie would be snubbed by Bperfect Brendan at his megastore launch. Due to negative press with her travelling. What a laugh. Ellie was there with bells on. Waving haphazardly with no mask from the bus, in the after party videos barely able to speak.
After the outrage, released a very half hearted apology where she smirked from the start to the end and then had to delete it.
G'wan Ellie you are the gift that keeps giving. Living it up in your bedroom in your parents house, where your boyfriend isn't even welcome to visit while they are there.
Yes we are all jellus hun.