Et tu Brute?
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A wee bit delayed and not on page 1 but better late than never.....
On to the FIFTH thread for Colour Me Bootiful. Good work fellow tattle “trolls”. How dare we have opinions! No copy and paste job this time but a wee recap to keep us up to date.
Colour Me Bootiful aka Toni “owner” of The Palour beauty salon.
Wife of Perfect Paul the enabler, her long suffering slave, author of his own misfortune and creator of the monster that is lazy spendaholic Toni.
Toni’s claim to fame was that she was a makeup artist who specialised in bridal makeup but towards the end of 2019 Toni was spectacularly outed as the biggest bitch in Derry (perhaps even further afield) when her text messages ridiculing brides, customers and colleagues went viral for all to see. Toni tried her best to deny, deflect and threw a pity party whilst in hiding but the damage was done and her millionaire business partner dropped her like a sack of spuds.
Toni bounced back and reinvented her “brand” via Scally Express and somehow managed to have the tat sold in a department store in Donegal.
Now the only face Toni paints is her own as she shamelessly tries to flog her white label goods and convince her followers that she actually uses the crap herself.
During the global pandemic, Toni has given her followers a deep insight into her daily life. Flaunting all her unnecessary journeys and spending Covid grant money - including travelling to a foreign country with her Covid positive husband to have cosmetic surgery.
Toni makes no secret of the fact her personal hygiene is non existent. She finds it humorous to divulge how many weeks it’s been since she washed her hair so it was no surprise when her cosmetic surgery wounds became infected. This resulted in a daily trip to her Doctors Surgery since January reaffirming that she’s still a bitch and a selfish one at that.
At the tender age of 36 Toni has decided that she is a chef and regularly subjects her followers to her gag inducing lack of culinary skills demos - all whilst dressed in her silk robe, unwashed with greasy hair
She perfectly showcased her lack of skills whilst making Perfect Paul the Enabler his favourite “Rocky Road” which consisted of every melted chocolate bar imaginable and led one hilarious tattler to rename it the “road to diabetes” 
2021 has brought out the “style” chameleon in Toni, ranging from equestrian chic Toni with designer Wellington boots, hunting Toni also with designer Wellington boots and John McCrirrick’s hat, teenage Toni with crop tops, we just never know which Toni we are going to get. That being said, most days she looks like she could easily haunt a house.
Speaking of houses, Toni is the proud renter of the most renovated house in Derry. She has remodelled the extension (a bedroom for her son) to resemble the inside of a mobile home and has replaced every door in the house with a glass one to let more light in and deny everyone in the house privacy. Most recently, chef Toni has decided to remodel her cloakroom and has created a “pantry”. The notions. Cue more non essential trips and purchases to fill the “pantry” like the Covid grant money is burning a hole in her pocket. Workmen never left her house but it’s not like we’re in a global pandemic - wait a minute
Toni the Queen of hypocrisy is still weighing in on social issues from around the world whilst having not one clue about any of it but as long as it makes her look and feel like she’s a good person, that’s all that matters
Probably so much I’ve missed and forgotten but you get the idea
On to the FIFTH thread for Colour Me Bootiful. Good work fellow tattle “trolls”. How dare we have opinions! No copy and paste job this time but a wee recap to keep us up to date.
Colour Me Bootiful aka Toni “owner” of The Palour beauty salon.
Wife of Perfect Paul the enabler, her long suffering slave, author of his own misfortune and creator of the monster that is lazy spendaholic Toni.
Toni’s claim to fame was that she was a makeup artist who specialised in bridal makeup but towards the end of 2019 Toni was spectacularly outed as the biggest bitch in Derry (perhaps even further afield) when her text messages ridiculing brides, customers and colleagues went viral for all to see. Toni tried her best to deny, deflect and threw a pity party whilst in hiding but the damage was done and her millionaire business partner dropped her like a sack of spuds.
Toni bounced back and reinvented her “brand” via Scally Express and somehow managed to have the tat sold in a department store in Donegal.
Now the only face Toni paints is her own as she shamelessly tries to flog her white label goods and convince her followers that she actually uses the crap herself.
During the global pandemic, Toni has given her followers a deep insight into her daily life. Flaunting all her unnecessary journeys and spending Covid grant money - including travelling to a foreign country with her Covid positive husband to have cosmetic surgery.
Toni makes no secret of the fact her personal hygiene is non existent. She finds it humorous to divulge how many weeks it’s been since she washed her hair so it was no surprise when her cosmetic surgery wounds became infected. This resulted in a daily trip to her Doctors Surgery since January reaffirming that she’s still a bitch and a selfish one at that.
At the tender age of 36 Toni has decided that she is a chef and regularly subjects her followers to her gag inducing lack of culinary skills demos - all whilst dressed in her silk robe, unwashed with greasy hair
She perfectly showcased her lack of skills whilst making Perfect Paul the Enabler his favourite “Rocky Road” which consisted of every melted chocolate bar imaginable and led one hilarious tattler to rename it the “road to diabetes” 2021 has brought out the “style” chameleon in Toni, ranging from equestrian chic Toni with designer Wellington boots, hunting Toni also with designer Wellington boots and John McCrirrick’s hat, teenage Toni with crop tops, we just never know which Toni we are going to get. That being said, most days she looks like she could easily haunt a house.
Speaking of houses, Toni is the proud renter of the most renovated house in Derry. She has remodelled the extension (a bedroom for her son) to resemble the inside of a mobile home and has replaced every door in the house with a glass one to let more light in and deny everyone in the house privacy. Most recently, chef Toni has decided to remodel her cloakroom and has created a “pantry”. The notions. Cue more non essential trips and purchases to fill the “pantry” like the Covid grant money is burning a hole in her pocket. Workmen never left her house but it’s not like we’re in a global pandemic - wait a minute
Toni the Queen of hypocrisy is still weighing in on social issues from around the world whilst having not one clue about any of it but as long as it makes her look and feel like she’s a good person, that’s all that matters
Probably so much I’ve missed and forgotten but you get the idea
difference is she didn't have a choice.
clutching a crucifix!
) the reason that coat is now in your possession is because it's clattered in labels saying HOLLAND & COOPER..... who in their right mind pays £200 for a raincoat just to run about in you absolute dose of a woman. Would see through it if it was actually nice but it's not.
