Colour Me Bootiful #4 Meals in bed, she’ll be ragin we’re on to her 4th thread

[Et tu Brute?]

Recap CMB as per tattle rules: Just a wee cheater copy and paste to start us off.....

Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni

Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.

Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.

Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.

Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person

Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)

Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.

However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!

2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.

During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.

Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.

Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.

Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does

Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.

Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week

Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!

Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal

Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.

Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle

More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is to date unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person

Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procedure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money

Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste

2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules both north and south of the border. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?

Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.

Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read here though....

Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy are still completely lost on Toni

Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed

I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....

 

[Et tu Brute?]

I don’t really think anyone is “up in arms” about her getting the vaccine, just discussing.

However people are annoyed by their carry on throughout the pandemic. She harped on about protecting her vulnerable mother and son whilst galavanting the country and travelling abroad for surgery with her Covid positive husband when they should have been in isolation. It’s the hypocrisy of her behaviour that gets to people.

Now she’s getting the vaccine earlier than most as she’s a carer, yet she didn’t care for their welfare when she was indulging in her narcissistic behaviour. It’s not about who’s entitled to it. That’s just in my opinion

 

[Derry_girl]

Antonio expect a wee knock from Social, by god they couldn’t believe everything when I rung..

Sorry I don't agree with you doing this, she can be a complete idiot but this is just a step too far and even though she might not look after them herself much they are still well looked after

 

[Irishcharmer]

Painting her face to go for her smear test isn't going to make her fanny smell any better

 

[Fluffyduck82]

I’m glad I follow her anyway cause I’d never know the time if it wasn’t for her... swear to Jesus, she’s like the talking clock!!!!! I wouldn’t be surprised if she sets an alarm for 10:10 11:11 12:12 13:13.... etc etc... who cares about her ‘signs’ every fucking hour god sends!!!!! Catch a grip child

 

[mcsparkle12]

Antonio expect a wee knock from Social, by god they couldn’t believe everything when I rung..

I seriously doubt the tone of this, a gateway social worker wouldn’t be as unprofessional as to say they couldn’t believe it - this smacks of a comment/post for likes which I’m sure will backfire because as much as she’s a crying cunt there isn’t much evidence there of neglect or abuse for the children. Your sister got her kids removed for less? I smell bullshit

 

[Et tu Brute?]

stands like that to show her thigh gap as she thinks its cool because other bloggers do it..most of whom are fitness bloggers

Is she not a fitness influencer now? Sure she’s walked 3 times in the past week? There was me thinking she was sponsored by Nike

Just do wan Toni

 

[Derry_girl]

The rocky road she made for Paul's birthday should have been called the road to diabetes

 

[pgtips81]

I wonder do the staff in her practice play "Guess which Toni" is coming today.. Barbie Toni, Equestrian Toni, Farmyard Toni

 

[Sparkling_diamond]

I just don't get it, you don't sit in a house in the middle of creggan in your £200 pyjamas, casually opening your Apple watch, not realising the people in the homes around you are on their hands and knees struggling during this pandemic. Gifted food from the butchers when you MUST know there's a family sitting without! God forbid should you ever have to wait on a food parcel being delivered Toni! Get out of your bed and start home schooling like the rest of us are and show a bit of compassion for god sake. If I had the joys of being able to sit in £200 pjs and an apple watch on my wrist I certainly wouldn't be crying Into my fone to the pity party.

 

[Daydreamerbeleiver]

This will be Toni and Paul going up and down the Foyle this will be after her equine phase of course

 

[Et tu Brute?]

When you think about it, it’s genuinely very sad. All these quotes about loving yourself but yet she has changed almost everything about her appearance that’s medically possible. We know she’s had a gastric bypass, breast reduction, tummy tuck, Botox, fillers and something weird done to her teeth. Goodness knows what else. She wears makeup like a mask and is fake in every way.

She says she prays for us TrOLLs but it’s her that needs prayers. I understand why she wanted to lose weight but I don’t think she has addressed her psychological issues. She should be grateful she’s otherwise healthy and stop messing with her body.

I wish she didn’t have such a young, impressionable following. It worries me that anyone would think this is how you should live your life. We are all worth more than our appearance and goodness and kindness shine outwardly from within. She’s hateful, bitter and rotten to the core and the worst example to follow. I would like to have something nice to say about her but there’s nothing to work with.

 

[pgtips81]

The only thing that angers me about her is her blatant flauting of covid rules while preaching to everyone else. I wouldn't have any concerns about her children and I think that Social Services could spend their time dealing with kids who really need their help.
They are absolute fools and hypocrites but I dont think the children are neglected or mistreated

 

[pickypatsy]

Did she just call her cutlery cutry. She really is thick as a plank

 

[Cbeebeesisatorturetool]

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See I don't understand this, should foundation not match your natural skin colour? It's meant to enhance not make you a different race lol

I was at one of her “masterclass” events in the everglades and she literally said those words when talking about foundation shades.
She was talking about how she generally uses the lighter shades but keeps darker ones for people who’ve had a spray tan or if they want to look “a different race hahaha”
At the same event, she also said to “fan the eyelashes out when putting on mascara so you don’t end up with chinky eyes” and made a remark about not wanting to look like a “******”.

Could not believe my ears.

 

[Et tu Brute?]

I totally get that she’s trying to keep her “business” going and focusing on the retail side when she’s closed but what doesn’t sit well with me is her desperately flogging this cheap make up. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no makeup snob and I’ve bought LA girl etc before, but the fact of the matter is the quality just isn’t very good There’s absolutely no way in this world she uses that makeup on her own face with the exception of her demonstrations. We’ve all seen the hundreds of pounds of hoarded high end makeup she finds in the house and she’s flaunted her receipts totalling hundred of dollars when she’s been buying makeup on holiday. She only buys and uses the very best high end brands yet she’s making out the makeup she’s selling is amazing. She’s so fake. I wish people weren’t so foolish, giving her their hard earned money

Also - what kind of business woman documents that they leave the house wearing their pyjamas? I don’t give a what they cost, it’s not funny, it’s unprofessional and disgusting - her all over really.

 

[xo_caz_xo]

I can't cope with her saying snickers like sneakers.
I'm pissing my kneakers (kinckers)

 

[Itsme22]

Antonio expect a wee knock from Social, by god they couldn’t believe everything when I rung..

No harm to you but its acting a dick like this is giving tattle a bad name. I think Toni is an absolute idiot and I wouldn't give her the time of day but you cannot say those wanes needs are not met because we can all see they are! Ringing gateway (if ye even did) is diverting resources away from those children who actually need help an intervention!

 

[pgtips81]

I'm sorry but being able to pay £1095 for a coat and having such extravagant spending habits while living in a council owned modified house is a real kick in the teeth to homeless people or people in need of a home of their own. To post that you paid that money for a coat while so many people are struggling to put food on a table is just cruel.
Surely of she saved and stopped her ridiculous spending for the gram she could buy a house and provide security for her kids

 

[Et tu Brute?]

She wore the WELLIES to the DOCTORS

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#5 CMB - Wellies to the Doctors - that’s all