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Well that's gonna take a long time
as she's the gift that keeps on givingSuch a liar, no one is saying she can't go for a walk ffs, it's the travelling outside her own local area that's the problem but obviously she is too thick to comprehend this or wants the pity party from her about 2k genuine followers.
Doesn't read or reply to you DMs but yet and all is able to pull out any negative ones and screenshot them and share to her minions, aye dead on covidtonia
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Recap CMB as per tattle rules: Just a wee cheater copy and paste to start us off.....
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is to date unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person
Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procedure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money
Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste
2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules both north and south of the border. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?
Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.
Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read here though....
Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy are still completely lost on Toni
Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed
I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is to date unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person
Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procedure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money
Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste
2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules both north and south of the border. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?
Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.
Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read here though....
Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy are still completely lost on Toni
Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed
I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....
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Unreal recap! Well done. Now I can't wait for the live. Hope someone calls her out on her wee day tripsRecap CMB as per tattle rules: Just a wee cheater copy and paste to start us off.....
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person
Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money
Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste
2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules in both Northern and Southern Ireland. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?
Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.
Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read her though....
Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy is still completely lost on Toni
Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed
I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....
This is... AMAZINGRecap CMB as per tattle rules: Just a wee cheater copy and paste to start us off.....
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is to date unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person
Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procedure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money
Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste
2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules both north and south of the border. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?
Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.
Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read here though....
Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy are still completely lost on Toni
Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed
I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....
All I can focus on is the hair. OMG the hair
Everyone should give Michael a follow... what is it in the dark knight?? Real hero’s don’t need to wear masks she can’t even say it was a “troll account”
she can’t even say it was a “troll account”
All I can focus on is that she is doing a live in those stinking pyjamas!!!!All I can focus on is the hair. OMG the hair
She's on her live advising us she hasn't shaved her pits in weeks
Dear lord did we need to know!?.....
Dear lord did we need to know!?.....
No way!!! She is stinking lolShe's on her live advising us she hasn't shaved her pits in weeks
Dear lord did we need to know!?.....
Love itRecap CMB as per tattle rules: Just a wee cheater copy and paste to start us off.....
Colour Me Bootiful aka Antonia/Toni
Make up artist from Derry, owner of “The parlour” beauty salon.
Wife of perfect Paul, her long suffering slave who seems to do everything for her except wash her.
Mother of two children whose lives are inappropriately over shared on social media.
Had weight loss surgery a few years ago which made her a better person
Became embroiled in a scandal of her own making when text messages she had sent, slagging off brides, clients and colleagues were leaked over social media around December 2019. Initially denied all involvement, claiming they were malicious and fake but eventually threw a pity party admitting involvement but used every excuse under the sun to minimise her responsibility for her own behaviour. (It was before the weight loss surgery which transformed her body and personality after all)
Swore she was leaving Derry, going off social media etc etc.
However, cue 2020, breast reduction surgery and big comeback to Derry and social media! A sigh of relief was heard for miles around!!!
2020 brought inspirational quotes galore and complete self exoneration by Toni.
During lockdown she has bestowed her gag inducing lack of culinary skills on her followers. Galavanted around IKEA, The Range, Homesense and all other non essential shops for her essential purchases which include fake plants and grass, garden furniture and room spray to disguise her unwashed sheets.
Preached to the masses about following rules as she has vulnerable family members whilst breaking every rule there was.
Can’t spell to save herself and doesn’t speak English that well either.
Hypocrisy and irony are completely lost on her but she loves a motivational/inspirational quote depicting the opposite of what she actually does
Weighs in on politics and social issues around the world - particularly America - despite being completely uneducated on facts of the matter.
Openly admitted on social media to not washing her hair for weeks on end and to not washing her face for a week
Is completely incapable of performing any basic household task and almost had a breakdown when her husband contracted Covid and she had to look after her own weins and keep the house running. Perfect Paul had to leave his sick bed to save the day! Tears and snotters all over the ‘gram!
Has “designed” and “created” her own makeup brush and makeup line which is nothing but Ali express tat with a horrendous markup - packaged in her own house and sold in a department store in Donegal
Used the main bathroom in her house to store thousands of pounds worth of unworn clothes in bin bags and sells expired makeup on depop.
Loves a cry in front of the camera - a la Betty Davis, swears like a trooper and doesn’t read tattle
More recently, Toni travelled to an unconfirmed foreign location for elective non essential cosmetic surgery with her Covid positive husband during the time the whole family should have been isolating. Yes you read that correctly. Said non essential elective cosmetic surgery procedure is to date unconfirmed but tattlers spidey senses suspect excess skin removal - remember, from the weight loss which made her a better person
Since the non essential elective cosmetic surgery, particularly during the month of December she has barely left her bed, washed or got dressed. Perfect Paul has been serving her all her meals in bed as she lies in her own filth. However, she has managed to stretch our fragile NHS further in the month of January by visiting her GP on what seems like an every other day basis for help to put right whatever has gone wrong during her elective non essential cosmetic surgery procedure that she travelled to a foreign country to have done to save herself money
Whilst away having her non essential elective.... (you get the idea) she had her whole bedroom fumigated sorry, refitted - which was obviously also essential maintenance. Ironically part of her most recent interior makeover bears a striking resemblance to a padded cell. All the Covid grant money in the world can’t buy taste
2021 is shaping up to be Toni’s year so far. She has managed to wear actual clothes that aren’t pyjamas about three times in the last 15 days and went a wee scoot over the border with Paul - for an “essential errand” (whatever that is) - despite the fact that’s a total breach of Covid rules both north and south of the border. Don’t dare call her out on it though. She did it for her mental health and because she just wanted to, ok Michael?
Reckons she gets so much hate on social media despite having the reply facility disabled, jumps on people who dare ask questions in her comments and still won’t share the ingredients of her Ali express cosmetics.
Pretty confident she refers to us tattlers as “haters” (pronounced hitters/headers) and says prayers for us, bless her. She doesn’t read here though....
Promised her followers a daily affirmation which only further affirms that irony and hypocrisy are still completely lost on Toni
Got some gym equipment delivered today cause Michael said she wasn’t allowed to go for walks for her mental health - but not sure how she’s going to use a mat and weights whilst lying in bed
I’m sure I’ve forgotten so much as she really is the gift that keeps on giving but, let’s tattle.....
Thanks love
I’m clueless
I haven't shaved mine in weeks either. Nothing wrong with that
However, unlike Antonio I shower or bath every day!
Omg seriously? I didn't see it, what did I miss?
I didn't have to request. It was boring AF though so I turned it off
There was some thing came up on mine "request to follow"
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