Colour Me Bootiful #27 She hasn't a tit or wit to her name

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That hair is living at this point 🤢 I'd have my scalp itched to bits!

Whys it so hard for her to just be clean, they've an en suite right there! It's not like she's doing anything else exciting, 10 minutes to wash her hair would probably stop it falling out all the time.

Also where is her waist? She's build like a bloody fence plank. All that £££ on all those surgeries and not a curve to her name, not a bit of shape to show for it, she looks like an ironing board. Even Paul has more reason to wear a bra than she does. I can't get over how unflattering she looks
That shine is pure grease. Vomit!!!
 
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More Botox to hide her gummy smile
How can can u get?
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That hair is living at this point 🤢 I'd have my scalp itched to bits!

Whys it so hard for her to just be clean, they've an en suite right there! It's not like she's doing anything else exciting, 10 minutes to wash her hair would probably stop it falling out all the time.

Also where is her waist? She's build like a bloody fence plank. All that £££ on all those surgeries and not a curve to her name, not a bit of shape to show for it, she looks like an ironing board. Even Paul has more reason to wear a bra than she does. I can't get over how unflattering she looks
Sooooooo unflattering. Imagine all them tens of thousands and she's just a pair of shoulders, and a decrepit face
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And they are packing already? Why in under god did they bring a whole wardrobe and 20 pairs of shoes?
 

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Doesn’t he look simple in all the photos, sits there like a wee dafty
Here it's not Tinder he's scrolling, it's tattle 😂
Would you not tell her to wash that hair. Must be stinking, but you'd probably like an excuse to keep your distance 🙃
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Every time I look at her with the hair slicked back and the shoulder the breadth of a wardrobe honestly I see the shrunken head guy outta beetle juice ,😂
 
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Look at me, look at my dinner, look at my hotel room, look at all my stuff. Look at me buying these €600 glasses, look at my clothes, they’re expensive, look at my make up, it’s cheap tit. I’m on holiday again, take photos of me posing and show people. Show them what I’m buying/eating/wearing. My son is a burden, I deserve this. Good ngh 🫠
 
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The hair, the weird botox smile, the mik up, the eye lashes, the shoulders, the outfit and the gay husband.. I don't know what's worse 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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She only had it the day before she went so it’s probably only starting to kick in now. It’s like she’s had a reverse lip flip, whereas before she apparently had naturally full lips, her top lip is now disappearing when she smiles. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again she is not a good advertisement for that Botox place
 
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I’m just going to say it, I’ve seen more feminine looking drag acts.

Already going to hell, see you all there 🔥
 
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Did no one take her up on the offer of being paid for the Athens favour lol 😂 or did she make it up so she can message everyone and say she got sorted 🫠

every story is Yousens… is she talking to us directly just 🤣 we’re the only ones giving honest feedback that she never takes on board but passively aggressively acknowledges ✌🏼
 
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It took me a while to think who she is the image of and I remember
AUNT SALLY from worse gummadge

bleeping twins 😆 🤣 😂
They really are. That top lip botox was such a bad idea. We were chatting botox in the office and Where's besy to go. That place she goes to came up a good bit. I wouldn't go there if it was free lol
 
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I think she’s trying to make herself more butch looking so Paul might actually find her attractive lol 😂
 
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