Colour Me Bootiful #27 She hasn't a tit or wit to her name

[Et tu Brute?]

New thread folks

Congratulations to @Derrygirl13 on the winning thread title, with 11 likes

What a wild ride her 40th year is turning out to be, for us tattlers Holidays galore, squandering money and showing herself up as the awful witch she truly is.

Anyone fancy a recap?
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@well......

Gon resubmit this later in the thread. It’s a cracker


New thread title I'm a wicked aul see hag and my ma bought me a treasure bag. Ahar me hearts
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well...... said:
New thread title I'm a wicked aul see hag and my ma bought me a treasure bag. Ahar me hearts

*Sea hag
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well...... said:
New thread title I'm a wicked aul see hag and my ma bought me a treasure bag. Ahar me hearts
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*Sea hag

*Ahar me hearties

Stupid autocorrect

 

[Derrygirl13]

New thread folks

Congratulations to @Derrygirl13 on the winning thread title, with 11 likes

What a wild ride her 40th year is turning out to be, for us tattlers Holidays galore, squandering money and showing herself up as the awful witch she truly is.

Anyone fancy a recap?
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@well......

Gon resubmit this later in the thread. It’s a cracker


New thread title I'm a wicked aul see hag and my ma bought me a treasure bag. Ahar me hearts
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*Sea hag
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*Ahar me hearties

Stupid autocorrect

Ahhhh "youse I'm lurd" I won the thread title lol

 

[sunshinex80]

So where is M while they are all away at the caravan cos he isn’t showing in any video and and they couldn’t be keeping him hidden in a bedroom cos where are they all sleeping

 

[well......]

So where is M while they are all away at the caravan cos he isn’t showing in any video and and they couldn’t be keeping him hidden in a bedroom cos where are they all sleeping

Was just wondering this myself after watching Einstein on her stories telling us all about the new invention that is solar powered lights what a dose

 

[sunshinex80]

Was just wondering this myself after watching Einstein on her stories telling us all about the new invention that is solar powered lights what a dose

She did say when they were bringing thr cake out and singing they were singing quietly so not to startle M but there has literally been no sign of him and she has shown everyone else and she normally doesn’t hide him if he is in their company

 

[Et tu Brute?]

And there you have it folks, scientist Toni showing us idiots that solar lights are charged by the sun. Who knew

They are such fools. How she’s made it to the age of 40, this stupid, is quite the achievement.

M isn’t in that caravan.

 

[sunshinex80]

And there you have it folks, scientist Toni showing us idiots that solar lights are charged by the sun. Who knew

They are such fools. How she’s made it to the age of 40, this stupid, is quite the achievement.

M isn’t in that caravan.

see if he isn’t there she is a bleeping disgrace. Actually even if he is there she is a disgrace because means he’s been locked away
I bet he had the best time and loads of attention while she was on that cruise. It definitely seemed he had a better routine, out for walks being stimulated and interacted with and got dressed properly

She is a disgrace of a mother and doesn’t deserve a beautiful child like M

 

[Et tu Brute?]

see if he isn’t there she is a bleeping disgrace. Actually even if he is there she is a disgrace because means he’s been locked away
I bet he had the best time and loads of attention while she was on that cruise. It definitely seemed he had a better routine, out for walks being stimulated and interacted with and got dressed properly

She is a disgrace of a mother and doesn’t deserve a beautiful child like M

Like magic he appears. He’s been locked away all day.

May god forgive her cruelty. An insult to mothers to call her one.

 

[sunshinex80]

Like magic he appears. He’s been locked away all day.

May god forgive her cruelty. An insult to mothers to call her one.

she has obviously been reading on here she can’t help herself. Why does she lock him away, just because he has health issues doesn’t mean he can’t sit out with the rest of the family who he is used to - let him be social Toni ffs

 

[Derrygirl13]

Like magic he appears. He’s been locked away all day.

May god forgive her cruelty. An insult to mothers to call her one.

And still in his Pyjamas. Paul is having to run after Toni now so he can't dress and take M on his walks. It's a sin. She is so disgusting. Sitting playing cards ignoring him all day

 

[darkcherry14k]

I'm shocked that the wee boy turned 16 and didn't spend it with his own family, what's the craic with that? Seriously 16 is a milestone birthday and he has spent it in the caravan playing cards? What does his parents and family think of this? Does he have any friends to hang out with? He's only just back from a cruise surely his parents would be wanting to spend some quality time with him? Especially on his birthday? And yes I can see Tonic has zoned into him and has started to feature him in her stories more frequently, if I was his mother I'd not like it to be honest.

 

[well......]

I'm shocked that the wee boy turned 16 and didn't spend it with his own family, what's the craic with that? Seriously 16 is a milestone birthday and he has spent it in the caravan playing cards? What does his parents and family think of this? Does he have any friends to hang out with? He's only just back from a cruise surely his parents would be wanting to spend some quality time with him? Especially on his birthday? And yes I can see Tonic has zoned into him and has started to feature him in her stories more frequently, if I was his mother I'd not like it to be honest.

Critter is actually 17

 

[Derrygirl13]

Critter is actually 17

I think she means James was turning 16

 

[mcsparkle12]

I’m going back to the MM DLA/1-1 discussion, Toni is a tit but she’s no fool when it comes to playing the system, if MM had a diagnosis and was claiming based on care needs Toni would be highlighting that. Instead she portrays MM as a young carer, talks about her looking after her brother, feeding him etc. On this basis she wouldn’t be entitled to DLA as it’s not based on diagnosis but on how much extra care an individual needs.

As soon as she’s old enough I’ve no doubt she’ll be put down to collect carers allowance for one of them

 

[well......]

I think she means James was turning 16

Ah ok lol hi was half asleep and thought they meant M....sorry

 

[Derrygirl13]

Ah ok lol hi was half asleep and thought they meant M....sorry

Lol I thought the same too for a second

 

[influnzerhun]

Has she not done this whole caravan recap once before, any excuse to show off boring b

 

[Derrygirl13]

Has she not done this whole caravan recap once before, any excuse to show off boring b

Was thinking the same thing myself. And the amount of money put into that caravan is shocking

 

[Et tu Brute?]

She’s only happy when she’s wasting money. She literally has nothing else in her life. I’d have a shred of sympathy for her if she wasn’t so vile.

The state of the two of them. Grease ball and stink bag

 

[Derrygirl13]

Working full time

Toni stop. Everyone knows you do less that 21 hours to keep your caring benefits. We aren't stupid.

And we know your ma always gets out. Stop playing the same tit over and over
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Why does she screech every time she says something 'funny' about her ma
and it's hardly surprising Paul was engaged before, considering toni that you were 15 and he was 20