Cleanqueenkerrigan

[GiftedNotFree]

Oh my god she is crying as she is worried her dad has a heart condition and she has to go in to work..she had the poor bloke laying laminate flooring all day and dragging him round IKEA...selfish girl

I thought this too! “My dad has health problems so I don’t want to risk giving him covid” *asks dad to do intense manual labour for the entire weekend*

“I don’t want to risk giving covid to my mum or nana either” *regularly goes into both of their houses multiple times a week*

Also— talking about her work situation and mentioning her boss by name is seriously unprofessional and stupid. If someone is was to report it back to her manger(s) I don’t think they’d be impressed!

 

[Goodenough]

How the hell can she sit there and curl her hair then spend time pleating it ? When she can’t even wash it herself She’s such a drama queen it’s embarrassing

I have a few questions for her .... does she have siblings ? What happened to the man she had some dates with ? Does she have any mates ? Where have her sperm eyebrows gone ? How does storm cope with her moaning 24/7 with lockdown ?
fingers crossed she can answer these

 

[PinkSparkles]

Why did we need to know about her Nans sanitary pads?’
Also why does she throw her shopping about and point at everything?! And ewww the way she licks her lips

 

[CrosserLove]

Fucking he’ll the slim fast is out 230 calories in a slim fast shake. JUST EAT FUCKING FOOD.
What don’t these people get?! You can have a bowl of cocopops for less calories.

Exactly this!! a simple calorie deficit and some light exercise and she’ll be able to maintain it. As soon as those shakes stop, the weight goes back on

 

[PinkSparkles]

So - She’s pissed off that her physio isn’t well - never mind thinking that the physio could be really poorly!
Then she’s ‘expecting’ money off her Nan for Christmas, when she told everyone her poor Nan was skint after the shower breaking!
And she’s being ‘pacific’ and moving her ‘succcessories’ upstairs!
She’s really pissed me off today!!

 

[CrosserLove]

im gonna say it, that green is vile.

It is

I’m all for a burst of colour instead of the generic grey but she has so many different bold colours throughout that it would give me a headache

 

[bellasmith86]

did she say her nan or dad (couldn’t understand her properly) is coming round to help her make her bed because she has a bad shoulder? She was ok yesterday stripping the bloody thing and making up furniture! She always has help making her bed up. Mid 30s and her elderly family members are helping her put bed sheets on

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I agree, the fact that her nan helps her with chores at least semi regularly (including garden work) as well as regularly paying for home decor items for her or repairs etc I think she's entitled to state her opinion to her mum about the state of the place. She's definitely a brat with only child syndrome to the extreme . Her parents must be round the bend with her!

People cope with chronic pain and other disabilities everyday and manage. I'm not saying it's not an issue but the majority of her problems stem from having no life. She needs some hobbies than exclude going to Asda on a Friday and cleaning on a Saturday.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Omg. I just watched last nights stories and she’s put in a stone since the end of October !!! How can she not see that’s cause slim fast is essentially a crash diet and as soon as you start to eat real food again you pile any weight lost back on?!!

She’s so strange.

 

[Shineyshine]

Seriously. How many biscuits does she put away in a week? Every time she has a cuppa she seems to have a biscuit with it. She had a giant cookie instead of her slimfast milkshake at lunchtime today ffs (I’m sure that’s not an authorised substitute ). She can’t be losing any weight.

 

[bellasmith86]

Dreading all the running about she’s going to have to do? Shopping for her parents and nan at a time like this. You couldn’t make it up. Why does she do all these stories? Every single night. She must talk to her phone for an hour a night. Why does she think anyone could possibly be interested in what she’s doing, a minute by minute account of her day.

 

[CrosserLove]

She’s gotta admit she’s struggling with her back today guuyyssss ......... it is what it is!

Lip smack, yawn, lip smack, yawn

 

[GiftedNotFree]

She’s never complained about eye pain before due to screen use? She’s only doing so now cos she’s got 2 screens... what an idiot.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Yes and the fact that she said yesterday morning her boss wants to see her.
I hope im wrong but its strange she hasnt been on with an update.
She appeared to be in good form past few days apart from her shoulder and back and other aches and pains. Was even going to put on a full face of makep to go into work.
Hopefully she will fill us all in soon.
Im not gonna lie, i do miss her but it is what it is.

the last sentence !!!

If she’s not storied AT ALL since yesterday then that could indicate there’s something afoot. She’s usually on most nights, droning on about pointless shit.

Poor Storm must be round the bend listening to her.

 

[Crs88]

If I feel comfortable doing a suppository.. she wants to fuck off! She doesn’t need to show insta she is doing t so why wouldn’t you feel comfortable! She lives alone! Girl baffles me so bad! She wants to go the doctors and ask them to give her some help for her obsessiveness with being ill! Girls got issues! Serious issues.

 

[NapQueen]

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans, what the fuck are those eyebrows? They’ve got to be a joke surely?

 

[Underhiseye]

‘I’m very content’ you only know/spend time with your mum, dad and nan. A mum who you seem to argue with more than get on with, a dad who injects your arse with your depo and rubs back cream on while top less as you’ve said before you had to take your bra off. Your nan who you more than likely bully and guilt trip into paying for things for you. What a sad life. So I’m sorry, I really don’t see what is content about that. Yes you can lead a single life, work full time and happily come home to your doggy at night - but most people who do that go on dates, have friends etc. Also, correct me if I’m wrong but I’ve never seen her drink wine let alone have a favourite? She always drinks coke of kopparberg?

She always drinks blue wkd cause apparently she’s a teenager from 2005

 

[Itsnotterrys]

“Got to admit”

 

[Likeylikey]

I’m sorry. I’ve only just found this account and I’m sure it’s been mentioned a million time’s already, but i couldn’t just say nothing!! What on earth are those eyebrows all about?? Someone please explain!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Clean Queen shots game. Take a shot for everytime you hear her say:
“I’ve gotta admit”
“It is what it is”
“Ohhhh the pain”
“Ouch”
“Ssshchstormy”
“To be perfectly honest”
“My Dad said”
“I’m so tired”
Andddddd your pissed before 1pm

. She really does talk a lot of mince. "Am gonna have a brew" and endless taking of pills / medicines

The way she says "why" when she means WHILE is sooooo annoying!!!