Cleanqueen25

[Ramona]

She surely has an income from Instagram too though? or lots of gifted stuff she’s got 55k followers. She’s been on about budgeting all of her maternity leave but no actual evidence of any cut backs. Baby has a huge amount of Christmas themed clothes etc they obviously aren’t short.

Also would she do some research on toy safety standards if baby gets hands on things like those bath mitts I dread to think, I’m sure she has no intention of letting the baby have them but it’s not made clear others following her sensory and interactive toy advice might not be so prudent I know she’s a teacher but kind of assumed it isn’t reception she teaches. the plastic bags with water was another one babies put everything in their mouth!!!

 

[Tamij]

I know, but who the heck needs a memento of breast feeding?
The only memento I got from breastfeeding was saggy tits

I was messing - it is, but that’s not the correct spelling for what she meant!

 

[Picklelily]

Let’s see if she actually sticks with this once the baby is here. If it’s anything like her trigger warnings, we’ll actually end up with the birth being live streamed

 

[Hereforthegoss54]

She literally has nothing going for her anymore other than being a mum/pregnant. It’s literally her whole personality

 

[maeve87]

Never thought I’d say this but I guess this is no longer a rave thread guys

 

[Mum3boys]

She said she’s desperate for her to enjoy all these foods, what’s the great urgency she’s a baby!!

 

[Peach97]

Is there actually any need for the way she smacks her lips and gulps so loudly right next to her phone mic

 

[Bernieb]

Wow she's obsessed with food it's literally all she talks about

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

Does. She. Ever. Stop. Eating?

 

[cb213]

Do you actually think of her as an influencer though she’s boring as fuck but suffers from a severe superiority complex

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Does becoming a parent mean you end up just buying shitloads of plastic junk? She bought another bubble machine because the other one had packed in, although she hadn't checked to see if the batteries needed changed

And this woman’s a TEACHER???? I fear for our collective future

 

[cb213]

Blood flow from placenta wtf who cares

 

[Mum3boys]

She eats masses of food as well usually several pastries on her plate , her shopping bill must be more than I spend on a large family

 

[Curly]

I have zero interest in when her baby went to sleep, when she woke for a feed, when she woke up. Literally zero.

Does anyone?

 

[spongey]

I'm pretty sure you've been doing this for the past 4 months bbz

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

I’d be seriously worried about telling the world that my house was now empty for a while. She has no idea exactly who’s following her to judge where that info could end up

I never post on social media when I'm away, for this exact reason! I totally don't get why people do it.

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

If she says "over on the other app" once more I'll need to unfollow, its making my teeth itch!

 

[spongey]

Feart is a Scottish word but what's her excuse for always getting "your" and "you're" wrong? she can't blame her baby brain because she's always done it, so I was surprised to learn she was a teacher too.

 

[Strawberry13]

She’s from near Stirling, she went to school in Alva then was at Stirling uni, she moved to Glasgow after uni so not sure why she’s adopted that accent

I know the town/village she’s from and that whole area I lock my car doors and pray I come home with my alloys still on the car - accents bogging her real one and fake one

 

[Picklelily]

It’s a good job she finished work when she did, baby definitely came early? Really happy for them. I don’t see a problem with putting up newborn photos on the gram to be honest, she’s super cute and I’d want to show her off too

It’s more the fact that she’s been very contradictory throughout this whole pregnancy It was a tongue in cheek giggle from me. She’s more than welcome to share what she likes. I’d personally just be cautious when she’s got a profile with a huge amount of strangers.