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[cb213]

The eyebrows at one point they were both a different race

Never mind the eyebrows it’s those teeth!!!!

 

[Picklelily]

Pretty sure that baby gurrrrllll owns more stuff than I do at this point. She’s constantly saying “we’re done” and then buying a million things more.
She also mentioned the other day that after the baby shower and dinner with mates that she was hunkering down. She’s got another 3-6 weeks. I don’t know anyone that decided to spend the last few weeks not going out and just relaxing at home

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

She’s feeling short changed because she didn’t get her tea and toast after giving birth last May,
also, someone stole her meal deal while she was in hospital.
She’s never going to forget this.

She's got way too much time on her hands that's why. Have you ever heard anything so fucking ridiculous, everything going on in the world and she's worried about a slice of toast and a soggy sandwich

 

[Bernieb]

I just don't get the whole sleep thing it's normal for babies to wake my two year old still wakes lol even I wake up for a drink or the toilet

 

[maeve87]

Yeah nobody even said that she can’t be excited? I totally understand why she is excited and she’s allowed to be, people just pointed out that it was odd coming from someone who was adamant she wouldn’t change her mind about having kids. She obviously has so fair enough!

Personally I think we can hold her to account for the trigger warnings. She’s the one who started them of her own free will so she obviously expects some people might be triggered and gives the impression she cares about NOT doing that, then just throws random baby stories without warnings so it gives the impression she doesn’t care after all. Sure anyone triggered can just unfollow and maybe they already have but also maybe she has really upset someone by making them think her page is a safe place from that. Maybe it’s not that deep but the fact she started the warnings in the first place of her own free will says otherwise lol

Also yes she has always been very smug

 

[Curly]

How can she say she’s keeping the babies face off social media when she’s showed her wee face many times one being hours after birth!

 

[Underhiseye]

Why is she calling jabs jags? Is this a thing or is she trying to make me want to launch my phone out the window? I don’t have kids so I genuinely don’t know
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Why is she calling jabs jags? Is this a thing or is she trying to make me want to launch my phone out the window? I don’t have kids so I genuinely don’t know

Ignore me all, I’ve googled and it’s Scottish slang. She’s still an irritating cunt though

 

[3bnb]

I just got my sons baby books down from the loft to look through for his 18th birthday because believe it or not…. Folk have been filling out baby books for years and years so that they can look through them together when they’re older. Like why act like this is a new thing or a thing only a smug show off would do

 

[spongey]

Had to laugh at her spending ages trying to justify going for a 3D scan after already saying she didn't want one... just be honest, you're going because it's gifted I would too!

 

[cb213]

Her entire personality is motherhood.
It’s so boring.

And she’s shit at it. The stories about having Richard’s pick up lily while she has the new baby Delulu

 

[Mum3boys]

Richod will be absolutely buckled under the weight of all that pure tat , it’s unbelievable

 

[cb213]

I suspected this when she said she’d put all Lily’s things in the loft be prepared for some over dramatic-ness about parenting 2 kids, and a whole load more of shite being brought into the house

It’s already started the consultant flagging birth trauma loooool women have been doing this for years hun your not the first and won’t be the last to have a traumatic birth!!

 

[Peach97]

She is absolutely insane. She does a haul 2 or 3 times every week.

 

[Curly]

Her house must just be crammed with clutter

 

[Peach97]

She is addicted to spending and buying pointless tat and baby gurul is no exception , seen as this is her latest obsession as she couldn’t just be happy for her pals and let them enjoy their pregnancies and decided she simply must get pregnant also. She buys so much food for the two of them never seen anything like it . Bit of a greedy guts too

I never understood it when she’d do a full shop, show that and then a day or two later say “oh I popped to so and so for some top ups” and it would be another half of a food shop

 

[spongey]

I don't understand how having a baby makes you mature enough to use a menstrual cup not everything needs to link back to the baby ffs, just get on with it

 

[fischfan]

Did she wear her baby shower dress to that wedding? Despite saying she had lost a bit of weight recently. Not trying to body shame but surely with all the money she spends on shite, she could’ve treated herself to a new outfit.

 

[Peach97]

I don’t like a lot of the stuff she’s posted recently or how she’s come across but 100% the Amazon driver is at fault.
I always have my door unlocked and it doesn’t give anyone the right to open it! If it were me I’d be absolutely fuming!

Once I went to peg the washing out so had to e back door open, the Amazon guy decided to go into my kitchen and leave the parcel on the kitchen side instead of just next to the door which is the safe place . 100% something they’d do, I’ve seen loads of stories about delivery drivers doing it. If I’ve come in with shopping I don’t straight away lock my door, I go back and lock it 10 mins later. Definitely can’t see how she’s in the wrong here, he shouldn’t have even tried to get into her house even if she had locked the door

 

[spongey]

What is the need for the stacks of paper cups? Is she too busy to wash dishes now?

 

[spongey]

It's just frustrating as she tries to have it both ways. She uses her large following to ask for recommendations for things, but gets annoyed when people message with "unsolicited advice." Unwanted messages are inevitably going to happen with a large following, so either deal with it or take your baby off the gram altogether.

But no, she takes a wee strop then she's back the next day asking if anyone can recommend baby classes.