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[Mum3boys]

Why does she say “we” about everything as well , surely she didn’t shit herself as well as the baby

 

[GimmeGimmeGimme]

And she's a teacher, give me strength.

 

[spongey]

Plonking a screenshot here to see how long the “no going to shops until new year” lasts.

9 days... longer than I thought she'd last tbh

 

[Emma20191988]

Fuck sake. Bought herself some chavvy white trainers cos she’s “growing a human”. No one’s ever done this growing a human thing before by the way. Which is why she mentions it at every opportunity. Personally, I like to buy myself things, (including trainers) because I earn my own money and why the fuck not. Jenna, If you read here, please shutthefuckup it’s boring.
Edit to add I have raging PMS due to my body not growing a human this month.

 

[RobinsHood]

I suspected this when she said she’d put all Lily’s things in the loft be prepared for some over dramatic-ness about parenting 2 kids, and a whole load more of shite being brought into the house

 

[fischfan]

She’s the kind of person that makes me laugh when they do posts for their pals’ birthdays and always manage to include an absolute catfish level photo of themselves and an absolute horrific photo of the actual birthday boy/girl. Who needs enemies when you’ve got pals like that

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

I think he looks very scummy. Sorry I know that's nasty

 

[Mum3boys]

She’s absolutely not all there, she is nowhere near that level of chat. It honestly beggars belief that this egg head fool is an actual teacher

 

[Hereforthegoss54]

I’m not sure why anyone is surprised when she helped herself to the community cupboard for people that were struggling

 

[spongey]

I'm confused why she was worried that the clock change would affect her baby sleeping. She woke up at 5am which would have been 6am, which is when she normally wakes up how was it gonna be any different?

 

[KindnessWins]

That wee girl will have food issues like her mum growing up Jenna rewards herself with a wee Starbucks or a wee cake etc and it will soon rub off. Give the wean scrambled egg and toast and be done with it ffs

I was told by my GP that the best thing you can give kids to eat is cereal. Most good brands are full of vitamins and minerals that porridge and fruits don’t always provide.
You don’t need to be all fancy for the gram to feed your kid. Rice Krispies / Cornflakes/ Weetabix do the job. Just don’t suit her aesthetic as an instamaw.

 

[Picklelily]

A nice stomach bug for a plane full of people going on holiday tomorrow. Lovely

 

[Emma20191988]

Omg she’s so fucking smug.

 

[Mum3boys]

She seems to be stepping up the content I wonder if she’s contemplating going full time hun

 

[Curly]

I love her page but I can’t stand her becoming nothing but a pregnant person. I hate when women fall pregnant and then every single conversation they have they bring back to them
Being pregnant like fuck off!
also been said before about how much she was so against being pregnant so the total 180 is so bizarre

 

[imhereliveimnotacat]

I've always said that i barely post on Instagram now and I'm fairly happy with my life/marriage etc. I look back at times when I was posting daily, lovey dovey posts about my partner and deep down I know we were miserable back then and constantly arguing, yet our instagrams made us look like the happiest couple. Now we are genuinley happy and content, we almost never post on Instagram

 

[Emma20191988]

What the actual fuck is her cash wallet situation. It’s SO complicated for what it actually is. Who on earth has time for that shit. I don’t have kids, but I work full time. I would never have the time or bother with that. Just use a fucking Monzo card like the rest of us and stop preaching. God she makes everything look so complicated when it’s not

 

[fischfan]

Oh PHAHAHA! I thought she’d said she was gonna name it after her mum and Jenna was just being a fanny

Makes me think of that Irn bru advert from a while ago with the woman with her baby in hospital “she’s come from a long line of fannies”

 

[Picklelily]

Weirdos and creeps don’t target kids on their birthdays, duhhhh

 

[Picklelily]

So she was about to drop £300 on a sock that they clearly do not need if it’s been hidden in the loft

also echoing that she has no money and yet has ordered a load of makeup, got herself booked in for several cosmetic appointments, has bought herself a load of clothes from Next (not cheap!!) and more clothes for Lily.