Cleaning With Mario #3

[cleaningupthecrap]

This is an area I work in- you need to have 3ft of length per inch of height- essentially the incline on the ramp would be too much to go from the door to the street.

Back to Mario slagging

Well, you learn something new every day. I still think her anger was misplaced, Russell Howard always comes across as a good egg and I'm surprised there wasn't a better way of getting Karie from the pavement to the door that doesn't involve her having to walk much further than she needs to, but I don't have a horse in the race, so


Like you say, back to Mario slagging

 

[forthemasses85]

Please don't tell me he's going to make that filter a thing

of course he is. it will have an alter ego name soon just like Gretel

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Really!!! Do tell....

My apologies!! Upon further investigation I appear to have mixed him up with his older brother Johnny McKnight! I thought it was Johnny with a name change - didn’t think there could be 2 of them so similar....

 

[Noname12345]

Can you have negative brain cells?

Black Hole in Derek's head

 

[NoodlesToodles]

?? I work and study with male midwives. He wouldn't make a good one though

Also why is he saying Derek put him to bed last night. He was already in bed?

Should've put him in the bin

The fact he didnt just say midwife.. we al know hes male

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Yeah I think he made the whole flashing thing up too. His life is dull just like his flat.

The pair of them are dim as fuck, I mean what guys that age goes to bed at 6:30pm with a cuppa tea?

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

He probably does go like that tbh. Maybe that's why he doesn't go overboard lol. Shame

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

What the fuck is going on with his neck?Wax Mario is melting

Looking for help please. I've had a warning from Admin 're "use reactions" and I legit don't know what I've done wrong or what that means. I'm new here and have pretty much zero forum experience in general, so if I've done something stupid I need more info so i don't unwittingly reoffend. I tried to show some appreciation by quoting another post and added my own comment at the bottom about how well summed up I thought it was and added a clappy hand symbol. Aside from my 1 or 2 personal posts which contain no extreme language that's been my sole activity here. Help an eejit out????

Maybe ask admin? on the forum business section?

 

[Eyeswideopen]

He is now claiming he only wears SHOES once!? Is that what he said??

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

"A face of giving"

Nah, swearing like that it was either Jimmy Cranky or he was a modern-day Oliver Twist distraction while the shoplifting went on behind Martin.

 

[Badaboom]

Does he definitely work there? I work for M&S and usually the people in this part of Glasgow/Paisley have mutual friends, I have friends in a few of the stores but have never heard anyone mention, Mario or Derek. Not saying he doesn't, just wondering. I would've also thought that if he did we'd see some more M&S stuff about his house but there nothing apart from the Christmas tree.
If he does work there, he works in store ops cos they wear the hi vis.

I think it was established in the early threads on here that he worked at Argyle Street M&S although now you have said that I m doubting my information! He has the christmas tree and did he not get the M&S beauty advent calendar that he claimed was sold out?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Is Derek asleep somewhere?

 

[Maggie28]

Trouble is we don’t want what you have, nobody does. Well nobody in the their right mind would.
maybe we should call cats protection and save that poor cat!
I gave my 75 year old dad the trainers he had and even he turned his nose up to them.
I’ve taken them back for a refund.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Thought there was only a couple of products he could use on his face anyway?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The talented Saint Mario

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

yeah the young fan in Scotland - don’t like to be a bitch but her mum seems so desperate to be in the papers & on insta. Did anyone see the daily record article where she shamed comedian Russell Howard over a joke he made about their disabled access? He made the joke about the state the council made of the ramp not actually making fun of the wee girl - but the mum was there sitting with her compo face on expecting a reaction!

I've just read the article. I think she's angry with the wrong person there. Why would they not have installed a ramp that goes straight from the pavement to the front door?

 

[Maggie28]

That's a £300 scarf? Fuck me, more money than sense

It’s all fake!!! You can buy it all on Facebook, comes with the bags too!!
Someone I work with buys it all for the teenagers in the family

Here you go ma lovelies, you too can have a 'quality' scarf like saint saviour Melvin

We could all wear them to his meet and greet, perhaps we should get some for the (invisible) fans that were mobbing the train he was on.

That train wasn’t mobbed!! There was empty seats behind him

 

[Badaboom]

Skincare with ham faced wanker Melvin

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

No stories in 24 hours... wheres mario??

 

[Lipsy]

It is Derek's flat. Apparently he'd been living there four years before Mario moved in. So I'm really unsure why Mario keeps saying he's taken it on from the council and they could see potential and that's why they he chose to take it on.... Mate it's Dezzas flat and he was there years before you were even a twinkle in his eye. You didn't take anything on, you moved in a couple of years ago and decorated it.... That is it

Nope he got the flat when he met mario

It is Derek's flat. Apparently he'd been living there four years before Mario moved in. So I'm really unsure why Mario keeps saying he's taken it on from the council and they could see potential and that's why they he chose to take it on.... Mate it's Dezzas flat and he was there years before you were even a twinkle in his eye. You didn't take anything on, you moved in a couple of years ago and decorated it.... That is it

Nope he got the flat when he met mario they have only been together ab