Cleaning with Mario #112 the earth & soul of failing at everything since 1983. Also

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

ooh @hopethishelpsallthebest kin youse treatit us al tae a wee bespoke piece of ur art?

Ma theme is Grinch! Not wee ginger basturts, Get tae know!! Seedhill in Paisley, so aye.

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Paging @hopethishelpsallthebest

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I built ma brand fae the groond up, the noo. Also! Peppergate

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If I had to go tae bed at 8 or 8:30, I'd be back in the kitchen at 2am cooking a fucking roast, I'd be starving!
He must have said 3 times about going to bed, and the cat is just looking at his Minecraft sofa, like what's this shit.
Rayn doesn't want your death breath breathing on her all night Mas, you fat bitch.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This sounds like a pic that our resident artist @hopethishelpsallthebest could knock up. Would love to see Deek and Beak embroidered on their rucksacks!

I telt you Deek, ya wee basturt, it's aw we can afford the day, I've spent 11 grand on ma Grinch theme also, there's nae petty cash left doll, so aye, fight ur ain fight. So aye.

 

[Skyflier6727]

A piece of advice, Mario. You don't need to post when you do something charitable. Just donate it and keep it to yourself that you've done a good deed. You've done it to seek validation from followers you horrible narcissist

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My friend asked him if he would donate the old candy cane lame stuff to the children’s ward at Queen Elizabeth and he blocked her. Miserable shite

 

[Karenharte17]

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf
Mavis is the twat in a flat
& so forth etc & also

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Steaming right in here with a bespoke thread suggestion hens
“Christmas time, miseltoe and WHINE “

 

[Madge2022]

Naw, ah huvni spent aw night looking for this ...now safely bookmarked

 

[TheGoblinKing]

Hello you lovelei lot!!
I cannot contain my excitement that the shite tree may be revealed today to us on this holy day of Martinmas!!

In honor of this Holy Day I've brought back this iconic image from @hopethishelpsallthebest of the Patron Saint of Small Businesses

Tattie hearts to youse all!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What in the Jimmy Saville is this, also?

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Not a pot to piss in, but four to store salt.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Me looking at that reel of that fuckin honkin tree and so forth:

 

[Madge2022]

That was THE best video ever! Chefs kiss perfection for us tattle bastards
I’m off to check if it’s in the wiki or maybe someone has it?

Hopefully link below works, and if it doesn't this app isnae ma joab!!!!

 

[Ferguson]

Mind this hens, when she gave the postie PTSD, ugly bitch. Hard of hair.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Finally he says something we can all agree with.

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Ok. I’m being extremely lowbrow here forgive me tattle, my husband is at work and I’ve got a rare night with the big telly, I’m rewatching the crown and I’m sorry but…….

I’m on s4 ep 5

Remind you of anyone?!?!? 🫢🫢🫢🫢

Forgive the PS controllers, I’m a tattle twat, my husband is a fifa saddo

 

[DollyTheLamb]

It’s time ma lovlies get your criss and joooos at the ready

 

[Poptart]

Thread suggestion: more salt and pepper sets than rooms in his hoose. Factual.

 

[Ferguson]

On today's episode of Jackanory

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Congratulating himself on juggling life and work when he works 3 hours a week and has no life has finished me off today ma lovelies

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hen's, we've just had the Litter Robot 4 delivered, (smell the utter wealth reeking off me, like Marion's breath)
It asked us to name it.
We decided on Mario because its full of shit.
Bespoke shit obviously. Also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Be thankful for small mercies, poor weans waking up tae a hospital ward looking like Beirut penthouse. Even worse, a visit fae Beak and Deek.

Youse can imagine him on a children's ward.
"Are youse noooo welllllllllll?
Your problems are not ma problems wee lassie, fight your own fight hen, I have ma wee cheeky gurul tae look after the nooo, we go through 10 kilos of cat food, salt n pepper a day, so aye, bitch stole ma moves, cmon Deek, let's go hame to oor safe space and get aw cozy."