Claresurey #5 Crispy Hot Dog

[livelaughlobotomy]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got (JML) buns hun

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Surprise surprise

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Claresurey #6 Creosote Clare with the massive hair, fights off trolls in her underwear

 

[Losa53]

Filter slipped

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Dirty delete this morning

Anyhow, she is 100% posting stuff to get Robbie's attention

We need @livelaughlobotomy skills on this

Spot the Robbie

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I just want to take a moment to pay my respects to our beloved mushroom dome, pictured here with it's childhood friends. Gone but not forgotten Fly high, sweet hair piece

 

[Icedcoffee1]

When you realise why no one invites you round to play hide and seek

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When your read the ingredients on a carton of orange juice and it says concentrate , so you do

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I'm quite new to this thread (only commented and came on a couple of times) but reckon I'll stay here as breach is boring the tits off me

But I just wanted to know has anyone commented on the similarity to clare and winifred from hocus pocus before?

 

[4yogits]

@4yogits will be up for the challenge

So ive just found out im Gay this morning

 

[HBF1991]

What was the magazine she was suppose to be in?

Horse and Hound Magazine?

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

New unfiltered snap of Clare at the beach revealed! Bikini is from Shein, Handbag is secondhand C&A, Hair from Marie Antoinette's Vinted, Skin from Egyptian Mummy

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

When you’re walking through Aldi and spot the carrots

 

[greenwk1]

Filter slipped

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

When someone spots you in Tesco and asks if you're the Inspirational Mummy™️ off Tiktok

 

[Crumpet41]

Clare is a strong ( but extremely needy) twat with an unhealthy obsession for jumpers without shoulders.
Clare is unable to lip sync to songs
Clare enjoys a daily car conference
Clare has dirty indicators
Clare has her heating on 24/7
Clare fails to protect her son
Clare is a good mogel
Clare is a throwback to the early 2000’s .
Clare looks leathery when the filter slips
Clare dances to show how strong she is.

 

[thequietone]

Nope, just nope. Fancy scrolling Instagram and seeing her geriatric crotch. Unfollowed. My poor eyes

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Our Clare doing what she does best, being an amazing mummy

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

When you decide to do a wild poo in the street

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I tried to screen shot it but I couldn't get the full glory of the epileptic pepperami dancing

 

[Mlem]

Bring on the car conference!