Claire Abebrese #6 The Swimsuit is Stinking, While Claire Thinks She's Shrinking

[OnlyJamz]

Well the Ghanian outfits did come out yesterday, and we know she likes to pop that on Pre Manic Episode.
She probably sees it as the equivilent as Taylor Swift doing multiple outfit changes in concert....

They were chatgpt

 

[Computer says no]

The hair is horrific

 

[oh_sugarbiscuits]

The hair is horrific

Her hair is so strange

 

[OnlyJamz]

Her hair is so strange

Would look better with a lighter brown and not a massive skunk strip

 

[Em85C]

So glad people are starting to see what she really is... a yoyo dieter! I dont know how she can deny it.

Can't believe she made thst Ghanaian pic on chat gpt I was actually shocked when I read that

 

[Em85C]

She got it wrong. I corrected it for her though, dont worry guythhhh

 

[Bailey1986]

They were chatgpt

Oh my gawwwwd!

Love that you found this! Infact i should say.. Love that for you

MI5 have nothing on us twollies

 

[Bailey1986]

So you know i love a good limerick or changing the song to suit her so when i heard on an advert this morning " Your So Vein - Carly Simon" i couldnt resist

Sing along twollies....

The wrester part if your caught up with this thread youll know

You walked into your weigh day, like a wrester into the ring
You stepped onto the scales and gasped
11 pound gain just pinged
You have all eyes on your mirrors as you watch yourself go by
And claim that your so stunning, claim that your stunning... and

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

You had us several months ago when we were all quite naive
We soon woke up to who u are, the real Claire Abrese
You sell your soul and those you love
Including your family
All for a quick pound, all for a quick pound and

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

Now your off to sunny spain and need to lose the weight
Another target, another yoyo, a pressurised heart rate
You mislead your humpers all the time, but slowly they're starting to see
Who is the real claire abrese, real claire abrese and..

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

It’ll all be put back on and more IF the holiday to Spain goes ahead. I will believe it when I see it.

Exactly … but she isn’t a yoyo dieter no, no far from it lol

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

Its about time that piggy went to an abatoir!

I just choked on my coffee lol

 

[OnlyJamz]

Now cringe singing about her new cups on ANOTHER shop

 

[Joeybear]

She looks like Cruella De Vil with that awful hair! The hair is definitely not hairing!!

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

So you know i love a good limerick or changing the song to suit her so when i heard on an advert this morning " Your So Vein - Carly Simon" i couldnt resist

Sing along twollies....

The wrester part if your caught up with this thread youll know

You walked into your weigh day, like a wrester into the ring
You stepped onto the scales and gasped
11 pound gain just pinged
You have all eyes on your mirrors as you watch yourself go by
And claim that your so stunning, claim that your stunning... and

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

You had us several months ago when we were all quite naive
We soon woke up to who u are, the real Claire Abrese
You sell your soul and those you love
Including your family
All for a quick pound, all for a quick pound and

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

Now your off to sunny spain and need to lose the weight
Another target, another yoyo, a pressurised heart rate
You mislead your humpers all the time, but slowly they're starting to see
Who is the real claire abrese, real claire abrese and..

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

Brilliant

 

[Bailey1986]

Definately in her manic era! This just popped up on TikTok

 

[arsebiscuits99]

She got it wrong. I corrected it for her though, dont worry guythhhh

Brilliant

 

[OnlyJamz]

Definately in her manic era! This just popped up on TikTok

Someone had that bottle of wine that was meant to go in the dinner

 

[oh_sugarbiscuits]

Definately in her manic era! This just popped up on TikTok

She's bleeping loopy. She really does make herself look deranged in these dancing videos. She does also realise she's a white woman in her 30s.

 

[oh_sugarbiscuits]

This made me laugh so much - the way it's stopped on her face like that

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

I literally just wet myself at the ending … she is such a prat.

 

[arsebiscuits99]

Definately in her manic era! This just popped up on TikTok

What the actual duck!! She honestly thinks she is something special doesn't she. What a gobshite