Claire Abebrese #6 The Swimsuit is Stinking, While Claire Thinks She's Shrinking

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gaffers120

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Bailey1986 said:
So shes off into town with her sister to buy cakes, pasties and scones 🤦‍♀️

This is the look she is going for today and says she feels sthunnnning!

Does she know that this something you wear UNDER clothing? Its not an outfit ffs 🤦‍♀️😅
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Jesus wept, she looks like a wrestler.
 
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Bailey1986

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Little Wednesday night limerick for you twolls based on recent events, to make you smile :) 😅

There was a piggy named Claire
Whose posts are too much to bear
She put a hole in her nose
All so that she could pose
In size 10s that she thought she could wear

She went on her hols by the sea
Stuffing her face with tea and pastry
She ate cream and scones
And put on a stone
And Now shes even more gastly
 
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I don’t think she has great self esteem at all. These daily performances are her attempt at seeking validation from strangers. People with good self esteem don’t need to do this because they innately know their worth.
 
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Bailey1986

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So you know i love a good limerick or changing the song to suit her 😅 so when i heard on an advert this morning " Your So Vein - Carly Simon" i couldnt resist 😅

Sing along twollies....

The wrester part if your caught up with this thread youll know 😅

You walked into your weigh day, like a wrester into the ring
You stepped onto the scales and gasped
11 pound gain just pinged
You have all eyes on your mirrors as you watch yourself go by
And claim that your so stunning, claim that your stunning... and

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

You had us several months ago when we were all quite naive
We soon woke up to who u are, the real Claire Abrese
You sell your soul and those you love
Including your family
All for a quick pound, all for a quick pound and

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you

Now your off to sunny spain and need to lose the weight
Another target, another yoyo, a pressurised heart rate
You mislead your humpers all the time, but slowly they're starting to see
Who is the real claire abrese, real claire abrese and..

Your so vein
You think the world revolves around you
Your so vein
You think its all about you
Dont you, dont you
 
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Bailey1986

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Oh Twollies buckle in!! This is the worst one yet.... she has lost the plot here clearly!
So Wino has to make dinner tonight after a long shift at hospital as this is what she has been doing all day!!

TikTok but its also FB!
 

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yikes123

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Her poor parents cooked every night for 23 people how bloody lazy those sisters all are to allow that
 
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oh_sugarbiscuits

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Well I haven't seen this corker before... (And before you say Claire - I wasn't looking for you. I was actually watching AI videos of hamsters singing)
 

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Bailey1986

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So our resident pig has just made a video saying she has booked in for nose piercing this Friday!

The way she is dramatising it, you would think she was going in for major surgery!

She, of course, finished the video singing her words saying she cant wait its going to be funnnn 🎵

And in her own exact words " it is just going to make me look even more beautiful!"
I kid you not! Her Words! Although i am sure you can believe it given how she thinks she is the most beautiful woman to walk the earth.

Dont worry - " You got this pig" 🐷
 
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