Claire Abebrese #6 The Swimsuit is Stinking, While Claire Thinks She's Shrinking

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My thread title nomination....

Jamaica's A Lie, The Scales Are Rigged
The Humpers Still Shout- "You Got This Pig"

Or.... 😅

Jamaica’s A Lie, The Weight Gain Is Big,
But The Humpers Still Say "You Got This Pig!"
 
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Lying again this morning saying Elijah loves the garden centre and he does go out to other places.

I also remember her saying before Cornwall that the girls had swimming lessons so they were ok..
 
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My thread title nomination....

Jamaica's A Lie, The Scales Are Rigged
The Humpers Still Shout- "You Got This Pig"

Or.... 😅

Jamaica’s A Lie, The Weight Gain Is Big,
But The Humpers Still Say "You Got This Pig!"
Yes yes yes!!! Please let this be the new thread title 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Candy saying it like it is, how long before comment deleted and she is blocked 😅

Very true though, they eat far better than the children and never eat together.

Of course the humpers have to jump on and answer for her! " Claires already said the kids dont like steak!"
They probably havnt got to try it!! 😡
Good on Candy! More people need to call this witch out.
 
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Lying again this morning saying Elijah loves the garden centre and he does go out to other places.

I also remember her saying before Cornwall that the girls had swimming lessons so they were ok..
She probably thinks the swim lessons the girls will of done through school are sufficient enough. My daughters primary did 2 lessons a year, others locally to me do half a term but only 1 year group go
 
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Hey Fellow Twollies,

I'm sorry, but I've let you all down...
I've come away for a cheapie Haven break with the kids this week... and so far I've eaten on plan, both out and about, and back in the caravan...! (SW target member)

No sticks of rock, no donuts, no mr whippys, no chippy, no burger king, no Krispy kremes.

I am SO sad that im not making memories by stuffing my face 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can see now that I need to go and eat all of the above so that my children can remember mummy had an ice cream with them. We're off to a water park today so i'm sure I'll absorb a ton of water and see some weight gain from this!

Loving the new thread suggestions! As you were 😀
 
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humpers are brutal on her what I'm wearing today love that for her saying a belt isn't helping her size 14 jeans so loose falling down errrr they are cutting off her circulation literally stomach gunting legs like the hulk bursting through 😆😆
 

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Hey Fellow Twollies,

I'm sorry, but I've let you all down...
I've come away for a cheapie Haven break with the kids this week... and so far I've eaten on plan, both out and about, and back in the caravan...! (SW target member)

No sticks of rock, no donuts, no mr whippys, no chippy, no burger king, no Krispy kremes.

I am SO sad that im not making memories by stuffing my face 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can see now that I need to go and eat all of the above so that my children can remember mummy had an ice cream with them. We're off to a water park today so i'm sure I'll absorb a ton of water and see some weight gain from this!

Loving the new thread suggestions! As you were 😀
Oh Twollie! How dare you do something that t
Hey Fellow Twollies,

I'm sorry, but I've let you all down...
I've come away for a cheapie Haven break with the kids this week... and so far I've eaten on plan, both out and about, and back in the caravan...! (SW target member)

No sticks of rock, no donuts, no mr whippys, no chippy, no burger king, no Krispy kremes.

I am SO sad that im not making memories by stuffing my face 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can see now that I need to go and eat all of the above so that my children can remember mummy had an ice cream with them. We're off to a water park today so i'm sure I'll absorb a ton of water and see some weight gain from this!

Loving the new thread suggestions! As you were 😀
Oh Twollie!
How dare you take the kids away and do something they will absolutely love! And not go away yourself for some Me Time😅

Those poor kids, they wont remember the games, rides, swim, laughter and fun with mummy - they will however remember that cheeseburger you didnt eat!!
I can see them needing therepy for this later in life.... 😅

Have the BEST time! And if you do get a spare minute with a coffee for yourself... remember to log on and join us 😅
 
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So now she's thinking of 1 to 1 lessons for the girls with the holiday being so close. Her girls should have been having lessons years ago! 1 to 1 is £30ish a lesson, that won't be happening
Also just seen this is available, drop in so no reason Elijah couldn't swim yesterday. Again something she should be doing anyway not because of a holiday. Elijah only likes the garden centre because he knows no different and it's a change from sainsberries
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