Milktray
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I hate work Christmas parties, hate them!
Not because I'm anti-social but because I'd rather spend my money on a meal that I like with people who I enjoy being with.
Christmas party - Urgh. Always at the local village hotel. With a set 3 course meal, mediocre at best...but Gobby Gaby doesn't give a shit as she announces 'as long as I can get pissed, who gives a shite about the meal?'.
'I do Gaby, I do'...
I'd happily reject. I very quickly say 'I'll let you know' but I know that I'll be forced into it by Shithead Shell. 'come on don't be a bore'.
8 hours later, I'm demented. Anything for a quiet life.
I know I'm paying £40 to either make my excuses on the night 'I can't go, I've got vertigo'....or say, 'I can only stay for the meal'.
Never ends up just being the meal. Before I know it, I'm on the table, spinning my bra around my head. I've made a complete tit of myself and I caught a glimpse of Shithead Shell's vagina. Who doesn't shut the toilet door?!
No...work christmas parties are the worst. I hate them.
Not because I'm anti-social but because I'd rather spend my money on a meal that I like with people who I enjoy being with.
Christmas party - Urgh. Always at the local village hotel. With a set 3 course meal, mediocre at best...but Gobby Gaby doesn't give a shit as she announces 'as long as I can get pissed, who gives a shite about the meal?'.
'I do Gaby, I do'...
I'd happily reject. I very quickly say 'I'll let you know' but I know that I'll be forced into it by Shithead Shell. 'come on don't be a bore'.
8 hours later, I'm demented. Anything for a quiet life.
I know I'm paying £40 to either make my excuses on the night 'I can't go, I've got vertigo'....or say, 'I can only stay for the meal'.
Never ends up just being the meal. Before I know it, I'm on the table, spinning my bra around my head. I've made a complete tit of myself and I caught a glimpse of Shithead Shell's vagina. Who doesn't shut the toilet door?!
No...work christmas parties are the worst. I hate them.