Haha mini melon is so funny@soymilk im feeling okay atm thanks didn’t sleep well last night but it’s raining here anyway so we’re going to have a lazy day!
I took mini melon to a kid out of his class’ party yesterday then met my sister and we went for some food! My fella has a new job in a new food gaff in the village by ours so we went there and it was 🤌 chefs kiss 🤌 i had a salt and pepper chicken wrap and we had cheesey chips to share!
My sister gave mini melon her phone to play with when we were eating and he has started going through everyone’s pictures and swiping through them, so i’m sat next to him and he goes on my sisters gallery and my sister had a rock hard DICK PIC on her gallery and mini melon turns the phone round to my sister and goes ‘look Auntie look!!!!’ and shows hers the dick pic I didn’t know what to do i pretended i didn’t see it hahahahahaha all the colour drained out my sisters face hahahahaha and she just grabbed the phone from mini melon and deleted it Or moved it to a private folder hahahaha it was so funny but so awkward
Oh and i’ve not had a washing machine for TWO WEEKS and my new one finally got delivered yesterday. Me and my fella have nearly split up 20 times through this hard time, we’ve constantly had the same argument of him bounding down the stairs like ‘IvE gOt No ClEaN wASHiNG!!!!’ and I’m like I know dickhead neither have I lol do do you want me just magic a pair of socks out of thin air??? So I’ve promised him some washing today with my new washing machine
@fudgebox enjoy being at home with your new baba Have you given him a takeaway inspired name after your love of takeaways? You could call
him Sam short for Samosa
He was 5lb14!! He’s got sooo much dark hair aswellIs he tiny? He didn’t want to miss out on putting up the Christmas decorations how are you today? The newborn bubble is the best feeling ever isn’t it
oh amazing thank you! i finished my gossip girl re-watch and i'm looking for something different to watch, that sounds perfectit's a good name isn't it haha btw you can watch that show on Netflix but I think it's called "alone redemption" on there!
me too, i hate it. i feel like 90% of my month is dictated by hormones one way or another, it really sucks being a womanPersonally I have started getting those days before I get my period.
OMG!!! 🥹 CONGRATULATIONS you literally popped into my head earlier and I thought I wonder how fudge is!! So happy for you! How is baby fudge doing? how are you feeling??Amazing news, congratulations to mr fudge and puppy fudge too
He’s good he’s so lush!! He will not take the boob though he’s too lazy to suck so having to hand express I’m tired but feeling good just a bit sore from stitches I think I’m still in shock!!omg, amazing news @fudgebox ! how are you feeling? and how is the baby?
Is he tiny? He didn’t want to miss out on putting up the Christmas decorations how are you today? The newborn bubble is the best feeling ever isn’t itHe’s good he’s so lush!! He will not take the boob though he’s too lazy to suck so having to hand express I’m tired but feeling good just a bit sore from stitches I think I’m still in shock!!
Thank you he’s got jaundice now so he’s having UV light treatment so we might be here another 24 hoursFudge, there was a huge Breast is Best campaign when I had my eldest child and I felt bullied into breastfeeding when baby wouldn’t latch. I was shamed into expressing into a bottle and then feeding by bottle. It was exhausting. Take good care of yourself and baby Fudge, that’s your priority. So so true what watermelon said about eating McDonald’s and eating anything from the floor - I wish I had that line back then! It’s fabulous
Babies grow at the rate of knots….. enjoy every minute
i spent the morning at the hair salon feeling like a lizard looking at myself in the mirror now i am working (meh), going to the pub quiz tonight and i have a few dinner and drinks meets with friends and family over the next couple of days, tomorrow i am going for a sunset hike with mr strawb and on sunday we are having friends over for sushi! sounds like a lot but i am not planning anything special just want to see all of the people!How are you celebrating?