That what I call thema Big Mac meal with a banana milkshake for my sore throatmini melons got a chicky nuggy happy meal (that’s what he calls them lol)
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I went to mums and grandmas this morning to give them mothers day presents. Went for a walk with little one and chilled at home.
I bought myself some flowers for Mother’s Day as little bored is too small to sort things but he wants to bring me breakfast in bed tomorrow bless him - I’ve said I love cereal as I can’t quite trust him with the toaster and knives quite yet he’s made a card at school he wants to give me tomorrow too so that’s sweet.
Ordered nandos for tea (pitta and corn) and it was alright. Just feel like getting into bed now to be honest so might do just that!
I bought myself some flowers for Mother’s Day as little bored is too small to sort things but he wants to bring me breakfast in bed tomorrow bless him - I’ve said I love cereal as I can’t quite trust him with the toaster and knives quite yet
he’s made a card at school he wants to give me tomorrow too so that’s sweet.Ordered nandos for tea (pitta and corn) and it was alright. Just feel like getting into bed now to be honest so might do just that!
This made me laugh way more than it should’ve. Hahahhaaaayou’re not mini melon are you I’ve just put you to bed
@Peaches_xox Im sorry for the lack of effort from him
I had a Chinese and feel fit to burst. I had a spice bag w fried rice n curry sauce. I can’t even move I’m in a food induced haze.
LOLyou’re not mini melon are you I’ve just put you to bed
now that would be a plot twistWhat a few days its been. The baby will not shut the duck up crying. I love him but OMG does your head in doesn’t it. Took him to my parents then the fella took the baby to his parents to give me a break. Christ the noise goes right through you. I appreciated the peace but don’t think men understand how hard it is when you’re alone most of the day when they’re at work and the crying is AALLLL DAAAYYY. The baby is asleep now on me so I’m basically stuck here until I die
@Rxt156 try the tiger hold. My son loved it. There's nothing worse than a crying baby, you feel like your losing your mind. If all else fails chuck him in the bath (NOT literally )
)Trying to catch up on everything but bet I will miss stuff
@Peaches_xox glad you had a good day with mini peach. sorry the fella is a bum when it comes to presents. men are mats
@ordinaryjelly glad you have had a better day
Everything is better when the sun shines
@Peaches_xox glad you had a good day with mini peach. sorry the fella is a bum when it comes to presents. men are mats
@ordinaryjelly glad you have had a better day
Everything is better when the sun shinesI’m in the bath feeling 
super relaxed but I always get a fear that an intruder is gonna come in/the house is gonna somehow set on fire/the babies gonna wake up and I’ll have to run out with my titties out
super relaxed but I always get a fear that an intruder is gonna come in/the house is gonna somehow set on fire/the babies gonna wake up and I’ll have to run out with my titties out I will Google that now. Thank you. It is the worst sound and you feel totally helpless when you can’t seem to make them stop@Rxt156 try the tiger hold. My son loved it. There's nothing worse than a crying baby, you feel like your losing your mind. If all else fails chuck him in the bath (NOT literally
I appreciate your reply thank you xI bet you'd be pleased if she was. It'd mean you had a child prodigy who was typing literately and assuming a false identity at just two!you’re not mini melon are you I’ve just put you to bed
i’d be a bit more concerned that my 2 year old had just birthed a child
That would be part of the lies of his false identity. If he had the intelligence to convincingly impersonate a new mother, you would have a genius for a son!
How are we all? I'm poorly at the moment with oral thrush and tonsillitis and a bad back. I've not got the energy to do any housework, it's taken me all of my strength to get up and plug a lamp in. It will be a quiet evening with wine and Tattle for me.
Hope you feel better asap. Sometimes the housework has to wait whilst you recover
Best be a Rolex or somat after the noise he’s put me through the last few days@Rxt156 it's your first mothers day tomorrow. What do you think he's got you?
and an Apple Watch for the other wristBest be a Rolex or somat after the noise he’s put me through the last few days
I bought an Apple Watch recently. does anyone else have one? I honestly think they're tit and a waste of money
@Gloria Rostron tonsillitis is the worst, I hope you feel better soon
@Gloria Rostron tonsillitis is the worst, I hope you feel better soon
I’m watching Byron Baes. Much for the brain but I can’t stop watching. Going to take a shot every time I hear ‘spiritual’ or ‘vibe’ or ‘Instagram followers’ will be pissed before the epsiode is up (28 mins 
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