Chelsea McHodg #2 Trying to be successf-oil

[Curtaintwitcher45]

She’s like Del Boy, wheeling and dealing flogging tat it’s embarrassing Making up fake stories to sell crap, ohhh I’ve done me back in, here’s a link for a back massager. I just couldn’t hahahhaha

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

She posted that video this morning for a reaction, she knew exactly what she was doing lol

 

[mooseknuckle]

What you goooooooooot, oh wooooooooow, coco melooooooooon, a rabbiiiiiiiit, look at him goooooo.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[rosslee1987]

Surely you can’t breastfeed if you smoke and smoke weed ?

It’s probably why JJs appetite is so good. She’s got the munchies!

 

[Pink blancmange]

Why does she zoom in everytime she pulls this stupid face!!
Reminds me of Tim Curry

 

[Kazzie20]

Poor JJ is the image of her dad

 

[Unonowndbe]

This holiday she keeps boasting about isn't making anyone jealous she's needing to focus her time and energy In cleaning her house

The way she keeps saying ‘for holiday for holiday for holiday’ you’d think she’s going to Dubai or something not getting the train to butlins. Also don’t understand why they need new outfits for everyday of ‘holiday’

 

[Mrsburns]

He literally gives me the creeps

 

[Helliebella]

She’s dressed like a 14 year old chav and troll boy is wearing his granddads chinos. What an attractive pair they are. Bet that hotels loving being associated with them two. Ratings will be going right down

 

[WhatABore]

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Chelsea Mchodg #3 and the alien fella
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Because it makes me laugh every time

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

Is she washing up with a duster?

 

[WhatABore]

"I don't want to be cold at the park"
*wears crop top and leggings*

 

[ishman]

She drags her words out so much, ffs just talk normally

She also needs to cut her hair, it doesn’t look healthy at all

Well apparently with her hair down someone has commented she looks like princess Kate

 

[Kazzie20]

Probably has worms thats why she feels so shite and tired all the time

 

[Mrsburns]

The bit that got me was when they was in spoons and at the end she says “I am so glad we didn’t go anywhere posh, cos this is just enough for me” Then that alien fella piped up with “why would I wanna go anywhere posh” before she quickly ended the filming loooools!
How cringeee going into a some what posh hotel and dressing like two clampits?! Him in his Nike air max Chav trainers, and her in her kids clothes that don’t fit her, like I bet people seen them walking in and thinking what the fuck where did these two drag their selves in from! Ahaha!
The cringe in that video was so strong ahahaha

 

[cryptix]

If I saw them 2 in that hotel I'd think the local council was hiring it out to home the local crackheads during the winter.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Remember when she had to try and say gilet for an ad

And puntking for pumpkin and and NUTfield when she was doing an ad for Nuffield gym and tagliatelle instead of tortellini. I'm not sure how she can say her kids advanced when she literally can't speak properly herself and that's who she's learning from.

 

[Scutty]

I need to correct myself she’s out of breath sweeping a rug not buttering toast, apologies people

let's have a go at the lunchtimeeee one baaabbbaaay. Will it pasta, burger king or Gregg's? I'm going with burger king baaaabbay

 

[kayefeluu20]

The alien fella is a creepy fucker and he just don’t look interested in her

God he really is just the most gormless, empty scrotum, nothing behind the eyes looking bastard isn't he.

He looks like he almost exclusively drinks 35p energy drinks & reeks of pepperamis. He will defo end up as one of those toothless guys in the local who owes everyone £20.

 

[Mrsburns]

Doesn’t make a difference if she’s fat, skinny fucking purple at the end of the day she’s a grotty cow that licks her fingers and then proceeds to touch other peoples food! That really is bloody disgusting. She feeds her kid crap most of the time, which isn’t healthy and will do a lot of damage when the child grows up.
She doesn’t seem to care though as she thinks once in a blue moon sticking some veg on the kids plate is good and counts out all the crap food she sticks on her plate. Her house is a doss house and the boyfriend literally gives me the creeps