Carrie Johnson

[skyehigh]

I couldn't find a thread but I thought I'd start one to see if there was any interest!

I've been following for a while but she's just posted 7 stories about her kids' Yoto players (who seem to gift all influencers with them) without marking as AD and I am pretty sure she didn't pay for them.

In the caption she says they recently 'discovered' Yotos but then shares a picture with 15+ brand new cards - that is freebie! Just annoys me because she is clearly becoming an influencer but thinks she's above marking things as AD.

 

[skyehigh]

Not too expensive = ideally a freebie!

 

[garfield123]

On the beg for an artipoppe baby carrier.. just buy it!

 

[beattiesaunt]

Her husband thinks the rules don’t apply to him either. They’re well suited.

 

[HaloGirl]

Have these guys not heard of trip advisor? on the beg

 

[stealthbtch]

I also find CJ's rise fascinating. Plus it's uncanny that she looks SO much like a third York princess, has there ever been a photo of her next to Beatrice & Eugenie?
Also fascinated by the fact CJ was almost a victim of the infamous black cab monster-SA'er John Worboys.

 

[Tearinghaste]

Why do they need freebies? They must be bloody loaded. He’s an ex PM ffs.

He had a v expensive divorce and is famously chaotic with money but tight in other ways (fellow journos saying he would disappear when it was his turn to buy a round). Often borrowing money from wealthier connections.

 

[Pennypennypenny]

I think she’s a massive show off.

 

[PeteM]

Lovely father and daughter pic x View attachment 2844685

Break a leg, Boris.

 

[smartalec]

Will he be getting the snip then if the 'gang' is complete

I would be absolutely astonished if he did so, there is a touch of the Elon-musks about his desire to sire so many children

Off topic: someone I know (2nd wife/baby mama to her husband) said she wouldn't ask her husband for a vasectomy 'in case I died so he could make another family' which I found really bizarre thinking

 

[OatMatchaLatte]

Johnson off home to film a B&M haul...

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

What a cunt.
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I’d love to know more about her friendships with some SpAds. Particularly Josh Grimstone who was fucking around with Michael Gove.

 

[hippitybrode]

I would be absolutely astonished if he did so, there is a touch of the Elon-musks about his desire to sire so many children

Off topic: someone I know (2nd wife/baby mama to her husband) said she wouldn't ask her husband for a vasectomy 'in case I died so he could make another family' which I found really bizarre thinking

Absolutely, maybe his last child with *her* but defo not his last! He is so grossly obese and unhealthy looking, I doubt he will live to see this lot of children to adulthood. Massive contrast with Carrie who seems to snap back to being a twig within weeks of giving birth. She needs to put him on her diet.

 

[Dollenganger]

It is still going. This year is at least

LA
Sardinia
India
France twice
Greece
Easter Island
Morocco twice
A few unlabelled holidays

Wasn't she pretending to be an environmentalist?

If I was married to Bojo, I’d need as many distractions as possible he’s probably cheating all over the place by now.

 

[skyehigh]

Me too though!

We are not the only ones, this was in an FT article - 'full of wonder and fair isle jumpers' made me laugh. Even if they hadn't named checked her, I'd have known from the description
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I wondered this too - part of me wouldn’t put it past her to buy that many cards in bulk but seems like an undeclared ad. Particularly as Yoto isn’t really an under the radar discovery, it is well known! Often wonder if she got Zoe for free too. But not a great look for an ex PM’s wife to be accepting heaps of freebies? And even worse to be casually ignoring regulations on declaring them!

Yoto seem to give out loads of freebie - every influencer with kids under a certain age seems to have got one (even more minor players). Obviously I don't KNOW for sure, it just felt like an Ad... but without the Ad label.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

He’s met his match in her I know that much. Won’t be as easy to pull the wool over her eyes.

 

[shellie]

I’ve heard a rumour that he already cheated on Carrie and got a nanny pregnant. Awful man has literally not a speck of a moral compass. I can only think that Carrie is the same sort of person as him and gives as good as she gets

Or turns a blind eye because she doesn't want to rock the boat and lose everything she's gained from being with him as gruesome as he is.

 

[panini]

She's definitely thin. I do like her but I feel she's been slipping into Kate Middleton thin recently.

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I saw this picture when it was posted and wondered how anyone could say she’s not thin!

 

[dopeymcdopey]

I'd support a crowd funder for a vasectomy! Though the greedy fucker is no doubt lining his pockets very nicely.

 

[garfield123]

I wondered this too - part of me wouldn’t put it past her to buy that many cards in bulk but seems like an undeclared ad. Particularly as Yoto isn’t really an under the radar discovery, it is well known! Often wonder if she got Zoe for free too. But not a great look for an ex PM’s wife to be accepting heaps of freebies? And even worse to be casually ignoring regulations on declaring them!