Carrie Johnson

[Affiliatemebaby]

She's posts like an influencers on a freebie but no tags! Except for the company / brand of course... so it's either an ad or a beg?

She does seem to have a lovely life though except for Johnson

There is this. I had a look and got a bit jealous of the lovely holidays and house. And then I remembered she is married to serial philanderer, alcoholic, amoral, feckless, lying, unattractive Boris Johnson.

 

[peachplumpear]

You've got three kids already hun, surely you've found a sling that works by now? Honestly the sheer brass neck - grifting for freebies when you're married to an ex-PM. Was it really worth it Carrie? Surely you could have found a nice looking, non-famous, rich Tory apparatchik to keep you in the style to which you'd clearly like to be accustomed, rather than lying back and thinking of Insta freebies while BoJo works his magic?

 

[ClaretFairy]

I also find CJ's rise fascinating. Plus it's uncanny that she looks SO much like a third York princess, has there ever been a photo of her next to Beatrice & Eugenie?
Also fascinated by the fact CJ was almost a victim of the infamous black cab monster-SA'er John Worboys.

She was a victim, not almost. She was one of the brave women who testified against him and waved her right to anonymity to campaign to keep behind bars. I do not understand what she sees in Johnson and she certainly seems a bit problematic but I have a ton of respect for her for standing up to Warboys.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

She fascinates me. WTF does she see in that man?

 

[lilyannrose]

The state of it. Not for all the money in the world would I...

 

[Debarkle]

Don’t fancy yours much, Carrie!

 

[PeteM]

She is by no means a beauty.

 

[TheStrawberryThief]

I don't know how she can stand to touch Boris. He looks like he smells, and that his body would be the approximate colour and texture of the inside of a Greggs sausage roll.

 

[Debarkle]

Lovely father and daughter pic x

 

[PeteM]

"Very beautiful"...is that you, Carrie?

 

[smartalec]

She fascinates me. WTF does she see in that man?

Power, money, attention, the fun cruelty horrible people find in affairs

She knows exactly what he is and revels in it

 

[Reverend]

That's now 9 children for Boris over all!

I think there are a couple more than that....

 

[Bingie]

I see she’s getting behind Big Suze’s (sp?) campaign about children and too much technology. Quite right. Children should be out feeding the ducks on the pond on their lovely Oxfordshire estates or if they aren’t lucky enough to have one of those, perhaps their mums could take them to one of the many great classes at their local children’s centre. Oh…

 

[Dollenganger]

I’ve heard a rumour that he already cheated on Carrie and got a nanny pregnant. Awful man has literally not a speck of a moral compass. I can only think that Carrie is the same sort of person as him and gives as good as she gets

 

[smartalec]

Honest to god, how many holidays does she need? Her Instagram shows her going on holiday nearly every other week

It is still going. This year is at least

LA
Sardinia
India
France twice
Greece
Easter Island
Morocco twice
A few unlabelled holidays

Wasn't she pretending to be an environmentalist?

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

I think Carrie knew what she was getting. And she took it.

 

[PeteM]

She can fuck right off.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

He has though managed to buy a massive Cotswolds pile and is reputedly earning a small fortune in speaking fees and his ‘journalism’. I think they can manage the Bruges Ibis.

 

[smartalec]

"Very beautiful"...is that you, Carrie?

Young, thin, blond, toothy is a very Daily Mail type of beauty

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Why do they need freebies? They must be bloody loaded. He’s an ex PM ffs.