Carrie Hope Fletcher #52 Stranded! In Paris! In the captial of France!

[ohdearyme1029]

Remember when this was the most traumatising thing we were dealing with? Simpler timesView attachment 1920927

I can’t sleep so I decided to curse us all.

 

[JustRelax]

This might sound preachy and I apologize if it does because there is nothing more annoying than a preachy person on a gossip website.
But I want to say this:

If you have a similar sized frame or even bigger frame than Carrie and some of these comments make you feel less than stellar about yourself, try to remember that people dislike Carrie in general. I like to think that if they saw someone of Carrie’s size in real life their first thought wouldn’t be, “GOOD GOD EW!” And if it is, that is clearly a them problem. You are not gross or disgusting or any less worthy. In fact, I think you’re pretty damn cool.
Some people are making observations and sympathizing with WHY she might have gained weight which has been done in a respectful and non-malicious way. But for those that make it clear just how disgusting they find Carrie, just know it’s coming from a place of disliking her in general and is not a reflection on anyone else but Carrie.

I’ll be removing myself from my soap box now.

 

[TiffyTwist]

This is what her post made me think of sorry

 

[Fillyjonk]

Don’t be ridiculous. Of course it is!
Carrie is entitled to a child.
Therefore it will happen.

My sperm are STRANDED in my gorgeous wife's cervix!!! The CAPTIAL of FERTILITY!!! I demand you compensate us with a BABY, we know what dividends we're entitled to!!!

 

[Kat5998]

I’ve just broken up with my boyfriend of 7 years

(I’m okay, it was my decision)

I wonder who I’ll be engaged to in May?

 

[Pistachiyo]

When you realize you're trapped in a relationship that was just meant to be a rebound

 

[onasidequest]

Carrie Hope Fletcher #53 - Terrible Taste In Men, It's Never Her, It's Always Them

 

[F0rg3tm3n0t]

From that insta caption I didn't realise Joel's pronouns were they/them, I thought they were des/perate

 

[kev1974]

 

[Elinie]

Seriously, five minutes on old YouTube videos and a few Instagram screenshots can show just how differently she looks/acts around Joel compared to previous partners. I really tried to find examples of her smiling at him in videos, too :/

The juxtaposition really is jarring. I mean, this is how Carrie used to look at Oliver during completely random moments, vs. her face when Joel was describing realising she was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with and proposing to her. I really can’t believe she’d rather spend the rest of her life fake smiling than be single.

 

[wanderlustre]

Things Joel has apparently paid for for Carrie's birthday:

Disney x Coach Bag: £495
Loungefly Ratatouille Bag & Ears: £103
Eurostar Business Class: £350 each
Disneyland Paris Hotel and Tickets: approx £900 (based off Jan 24 prices)
Return Flights to Iceland with Luggage: approx £1000 (based off similar dates/times)
Blue Lagoon Suite: £1300

Total: £4,148

Other costs:
Meal at Chez Janou
Excursions in Iceland
2 additional nights accommodation in Ice land
A week of meals/days out in October

So in all likelihood Joel as spent at least £5,000 on Carrie for her birthday. That's not even considering the cost of her engagement ring or any Christmas gifts during the same period.

There is absolutely no way that man isn't up to his eyeballs in credit cards.

 

[Mark81]

 

[birdlace_]

I will Kill your friends and family… To remind you of my love!

 

[apples38]

Remember when this was the most traumatising thing we were dealing with? Simpler times

 

[prettymiffed]

Tbf I think this is my favourite photo of Carrie with Joel

 

[summerstrallenshat]

Next thread title...

Quick trip to Iceland, they didn't stay long, but still got a pic with a massive schlong

 

[HeyUhey]

Is he Carrie, is he truly so incredible? And what the hell do you mean “bring you” he didn’t bring you anywhere, you are a fucking adult not his child!! You are literally just traveling TOGETHER!

It’s incredible so pathetic, everything she posts/does is in the hopes Oliver will see and be jealous. She thinks she is really doing something, in a few years she is going to look back and be so embarrassed

 

[jolene4745]

Allthingsmontague says it's their last day. So they are only in Iceland for 1 day??

Now now they were supposed to be there longer but instead they were STUCK IN THE CAPTIAL OF FRANCE!!!!!!!!!

 

[summerstrallenshat]

Is anyone able to change it to it's rightful spelling?! CAPTIAL?!!!!!!!!

 

[Fillyjonk]

I hear the police referred her claim to a specialised unit: the fashion police.