Caroline Groth

[clawhands]

She’s so utterly boring and has no new ideas for content. And she needs to put her dog on the leash - so bloody irresponsible not to mention against councils laws.

 

[ActiveLies]

The irony of her once saying all the guys in Bondi are Peter Pans - she is in complete denial that she's fast approaching 40.

Also, how different does she look here compared to her own filtered, staged pics...

She looks 800 years old!! Put some weight on!!

 

[clawhands]

She’s such a victim! Always these self indulgent stories about woe is me. She doesn’t have a fucking 9-5 job, goes to events all days and hours and hours of selfcare each week.

And it cannot have been that serious with this guy if she never launched him on social media but yet again, sends her into a total spin. This is why I cannot stand this chick. Get a clue Caroline!

 

[clawhands]

That’s so embarrassing. He lives in Melbourne, how did Peter Pan think that was going to work?
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She’s 35!!?? Holy shit she better get a wriggle on if she wants kids and a partner. Move back to Europe Caro, it’s clearly not happening for you here.

 

[Lil' Pound Cake]

I love the absolute bullshit of her working timeline and how it fits in with all her lies.

Born in October 1989. Finished high school in 2008 at 18 years old (basing that on school year finishing mid year not end of year).

Bachelor of Commerce finished in 2010 (only a 2 year degree?!) at 20 years old which is when she packed up her life and moved to Australia.

Between 2005 and 2010, just one month shy of her 21 birthday and in a time spanning both high school and University, she held the role of an account executive at True CPH, a digital design agency - she seemingly started this job at 15 years old.

So while at high school and uni, and being an account executive she was also a professional handball player. Of course she was…

I also recall her claiming she speaks 7 languages fluently. Weird that we’ve never seen any of that on show except for English and her native Danish.

Another curiosity of her timeline with work is that she worked full time, as a marketing manager, during the year she was battling cancer and in active treatment. She says she was having chemo and radiotherapy, but managed to continue working a pretty demanding and high responsibility job that entire time?

Hahah her LinkedIn is a wild ride.

She would always seem to land herself a job that she was unqualified for, and then leave within a year or two (I guess once the jig is up and they work out she bullshitted her way into the job). She once applied for a job and I knew the person doing the hiring, when they called her previous job, they wouldn’t give out a reference.
Also I could never work out what she did as the head of e-commerce for Unilever as I’m pretty sure even all these later, they still don’t have any e-commerce.
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Also this was my personal fav story that was written about her, some one I know actually sent the tip in to the Daily Mail

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...oline-Groth-reveals-debt-fundraises-visa.html

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I would love to do a deep dive on her but there doesn’t seem to be many receipts. Well done for finding this. I love this quote in particular - “ When I died in hospital in December 2012, (thank God they were able to bring me back!) waking up in ICU to my loving friends I knew something had to change.”
What absolute bullshit. She’s been in and out of hospital with EDs and mental health but not cancer. She’s sick and twisted this girl but seemingly untouchable. She dated Dan Churchill, Denham Hitchcock (I think that was the one that broke her), the MKR guy and strung Jamie Gonsalves along for years until he finally cut her off.

Don’t forget Pash who she stayed with so she could get her permanent residency. Then broke up with him once it went through.

 

[clawhands]

It won’t last. She’s too emotionally screwed up and self absorbed. Until she admits she’s not over her ED or exercise addiction, she can’t be in a stable and healthy relationship.

 

[Victoria212]

Not sure about the dumping but her follower numbers are declining which is lovely to see.
Also this chick has the worst dress sense. Hiked up denim shorts with a rolled up top to show her 12 year old boy body. And this look is just so bad and not killing it like she nearly thinks it is. View attachment 2685820

She's beginning to look very mutton dressed as lamb. The deep tan and bleached hair isn't doing her any favours.

 

[Victoria212]

Her latest reel. Wonder how long she spent compiling screen shots of text messages from her friends massaging her ego? Talk about fragile. The woman is unhinged.

 

[Victoria212]

I don't know what's worse, the nonsense woo-woo words or the fact she set up a tripod to film herself making coffee naked. Much candid, very natural

 

[clawhands]

Lol. She has literally done the same thing and had the same daily routine for 10 years.

 

[Lil' Pound Cake]

She's beginning to look very mutton dressed as lamb. The deep tan and bleached hair isn't doing her any favours.

Haha remember when she used to claim that her blonde hair was natural. Despite the fact she used to have very obvious dark roots and I used to see her at Edwards & Co getting her hair bleached.
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Her ‘what I eat in a day’ is absolute bullshit. And I’d like to know where she got her health coach certification!! What a joke.

It's probably the same place all the dodgy health influencers do which is the same place Tegan Martin got slammed for saying she had qualifications from but never completed the course.

Instead, Martin has one “mid-year certificate” from the Institute of Integrative Nutrition, an online “holistic health school” that counts My Kitchen Rules’ Pete Evans and Jessica Ainscough — a wellness blogger who passed away from epithelioid sarcoma aged 30 in 2015 after rejecting conventional cancer treatments — as two of its alumni.

 

[SideEyes]

Also did you see the story the other day of her pushing her butt up for the camera while laying down on some red light bed thingy? Put it away love .
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So much booty-popping in that story, it looked like a female cat preparing to mate

 

[clawhands]

Pro at juggling a million balls at one time. Is she actually fucking serious? Try having full time job, kids or even significant other, family, hobbies other than gym. Loser.

 

[clawhands]

Always time for a sympathy selfie. How embarrassing. And she has way too much filler in her lips.
I wonder how she convinces doctors to do surgery on all her mystery illnesses. Girl needs her head checked.

 

[clawhands]

Blah blah blah orthorexia blah blah blah eating disorder

 

[clawhands]

Screaming!
1) Remember that time she said all of her old friendships are fickle as they were just based on drinking and going out?
2) New BESTIE tattoo!
She is so predictable and basic.

 

[Victoria212]

Her family seem quite sweet and normal. Wonder how she turned out so cray cray. Every time she goes back to Denmark she always drones on about how she only feels truly at home in Australia. I'd say she ran as far as she could from Denmark as her family are the only ones that call her out on her bullshit and she can't handle the truth.

 

[Victoria212]

I honestly thought she was finally gonna dye her hair a different colour after that first story. But no, she's put in another set of ratty blonde extensions. I just don't understand - when she went shorter recently literally all the comments were about how much better she looked. How sad that her entire self- worth is wrapped up in having long, bleached-blonde hair.

 

[SideEyes]

Always time for a sympathy selfie. How embarrassing. And she has way too much filler in her lips.
I wonder how she convinces doctors to do surgery on all her mystery illnesses. Girl needs her head checked.

The posing for the photo and then closing the eyes for max sympathy give it a rest babes.

And pointing out that the life-threatening ultra risky triple bypass parathyroidectomy took WAAAAAY longer because they practically had to remove her throat and sew it back in coz she's very very sick but also super special.

 

[clawhands]

Yes agree. Elle is the current bestie bc she’s slightly D List so it’s good for Caro’s profile. She must have made it through that whole gym in terms of possible besties. She just seems lost and miserable and the toxic positivity as oozing out of her veins.