Caroline Groth

[bambieyedbetch]

Caroline Groth proving again she is incapable of telling the truth. Fun fact, she triple majored in Languages AND Greek Mythology AND Latin. Incredibly relevant majors for the degrees she claims to have in marketing and e-commerce. Does that mean with moving to Australia at 20 years old in 2010 she went to university at 16 to complete a triple major four year double degree? I don’t understand the point of her lies and self-aggrandising. Everything about her is so contrived

 

[SideEyes]

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Caroline Groth proving again she is incapable of telling the truth. Fun fact, she triple majored in Languages AND Greek Mythology AND Latin. Incredibly relevant majors for the degrees she claims to have in marketing and e-commerce. Does that mean with moving to Australia at 20 years old in 2010 she went to university at 16 to complete a triple major four year double degree? I don’t understand the point of her lies and self-aggrandising. Everything about her is so contrived

Aaaaaannnnnnddddd there she goes again!!

The second-hand embarrassment she gives me is off the charts - she is shameless with these pointless lies, it's beyond pathological at this point.

Here you go Caroline:

• Spanish: ¡Vete a la mierda!
• French: Va te faire foutre!
• German: Verpiss dich!
• Italian: Vaffanculo!
• Japanese: 失せろ

That's "duck off" in 5 different languages for you

 

[bambieyedbetch]

Aaaaaannnnnnddddd there she goes again!!

The second-hand embarrassment she gives me is off the charts - she is shameless with these pointless lies, it's beyond pathological at this point.

Here you go Caroline:

• Spanish: ¡Vete a la mierda!
• French: Va te faire foutre!
• German: Verpiss dich!
• Italian: Vaffanculo!
• Japanese: 失せろ

That's "duck off" in 5 different languages for you

I don’t know how to edit my post but she actually said she majored in “Language” whatever tf thats supposed to mean lol. No university I know or attended has a major simply called “Language” it’s always an actual specific modern or classical language, unless you’re getting a stand-alone Bachelor of Languages and Linguistics. Truthful fun fact from me, I studied Latin at high school (my parents made me, it was very heavily weighted for ATAR, yes I wept before every exam), and the top of our class went on to study Latin at university and became a Rhodes Scholar. There is NO WAY Caroline Groth had the academic acumen to triple major, do a double degree (or is it now a triple with her lies?), and somehow arrive in Australia at 20 with the work experience she claims to have. She is such a charlatan

 

[ActiveLies]

I love the absolute bull of her working timeline and how it fits in with all her lies.

Born in October 1989. Finished high school in 2008 at 18 years old (basing that on school year finishing mid year not end of year).

Bachelor of Commerce finished in 2010 (only a 2 year degree?!) at 20 years old which is when she packed up her life and moved to Australia.

Between 2005 and 2010, just one month shy of her 21 birthday and in a time spanning both high school and University, she held the role of an account executive at True CPH, a digital design agency - she seemingly started this job at 15 years old.

So while at high school and uni, and being an account executive she was also a professional handball player. Of course she was…

I also recall her claiming she speaks 7 languages fluently. Weird that we’ve never seen any of that on show except for English and her native Danish.

Another curiosity of her timeline with work is that she worked full time, as a marketing manager, during the year she was battling cancer and in active treatment. She says she was having chemo and radiotherapy, but managed to continue working a pretty demanding and high responsibility job that entire time?

i guess we have to add her degree in languages to this already very interesting timeline of lies

 

[SideEyes]

One thing about our Caroline is that she never lets facts or logic get in the way of a good story.

I've never seen such a thirst for constant attention and validation, it's tragic.

 

[Victoria212]

What I don't get is why her friends don't call her out on her obvious lies? Although to be fair, her friends seem extremely dumb and vacuous, so they probably don't have the brain power to work out her lies.

On the other hand, surely her current BFF Elle Halliwell - a genuine cancer survivor - must be a bit suss about Caro's bogus cancer claims?

And I see Caro is at the footy every week now. I wonder what poor soul she's got her bunny boiler eyes on?!

 

[frenchiefern]

That’s a lot of degrees for someone who ended up posting the same photos of themselves on a rotating basis.

 

[bambieyedbetch]

So. Much. Filler. And. Botox. That bunny line is fighting for its life lol. The stereotype of being late 30s, single, overfilled and over frozen has got to stop. I love when injectable blindness happens to those that deserve it most

 

[Victoria212]

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So. Much. Filler. And. Botox. That bunny line is fighting for its life lol. The stereotype of being late 30s, single, overfilled and over frozen has got to stop. I love when injectable blindness happens to those that deserve it most

You're so right about injectable blindness. The fact she posted this means she actually thinks she looks good. She needs a major make-over. Caro if you're reading: ditch the bleached blonde hair extensions, stop with the filler and Botox and stop frying your skin in the sun. She would instantly look younger and fresher.

 

[Victoria212]

The way she's written this makes it sound like she got an injury at the nail salon.

However she got it, of course she's suffering more than anybody else, and no-one could have ever experienced more pain than her.

 

[SideEyes]

Doesn't know whether to laugh, cry, or punch a hole in the wall?...!!!! Geez, chill out!

 

[frenchiefern]

My pain tolerance must be very different. If I had pain that an oxy couldn’t crack I wouldn’t be posting on instagram.

 

[Victoria212]

Soooooooo she got an infection from a dodgy nail place and had to have her nail removed. The way she's carrying on anyone would think she'd had her arm amputated.

 

[SideEyes]