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putting the kid to nap in a fleece, under the covers… ok
is she gonna actually show her 3 jobs everyday and call that content? Don’t know who’s worse, her or her mate Beggy lamb.
is she gonna actually show her 3 jobs everyday and call that content? Don’t know who’s worse, her or her mate Beggy lamb.
I know - she obviously doesn’t fear the mum police showing that
I was cringing hoping the poor bugger wouldn’t move too fast or anythingAnother day, another bint with too much time on her hands. She’s pure having dilemmas over organising her wardrobe… what a wet lettuce
As in, hanging clothes from beige to black or from black to beige?
I mean I wasn’t listening to it drone on and I could not bear to read the captions because if I did I might combust at what a pointless existence her social media presence is.
admittedly, she seems so much less problematic than most of them (from the little I know about her) but I think it’s safe to say she is not relatable to me and I guess I’m not her ideal audience as I want to wang my phone at the wall after seeing such woe is me over insignificant tasks.
I guess I just wish that my biggest problem was which 3 jobs I’m going to force myself to do against the clock even though I don’t have work etc.to consider each day. I should unfollow but I’m fascinated to see what other problems she can make for herself in what looks to be a very privileged life
Why do I want to see you cleaning your bathroom at 6:30 am in the morning gosh what is wrong with her 
Why do it at 6am when u don't have a job. She has all day to do it??Why do I want to see you cleaning your bathroom at 6:30 am in the morning gosh what is wrong with her
Someone has asked her what colour theme she will be having at her wedding 
they obviously haven’t been following her very long 
So she’s basically not having a wedding then?
And let’s face it Will definitely won’t be having a stag party will he
I doubt she even has anyone to invite to a hen party and if she did it would be the most boring hen party ever
they obviously haven’t been following her very long So she’s basically not having a wedding then?
And let’s face it Will definitely won’t be having a stag party will he
I doubt she even has anyone to invite to a hen party and if she did it would be the most boring hen party everAttachments
So what are they doing? Just going to the registry office and then home? Lol
Shes basically just dragging him down the registry with a couple of witnesses, coz he went to a titty bar
In other words they can't afford an Instagram worthy weddingSomeone has asked her what colour theme she will be having at her wedding
So she’s basically not having a wedding then?
And let’s face it Will definitely won’t be having a stag party will he
there's no way she would not be showing off if she had the moneyMaybe if she went to work she could afford it.In other words they can't afford an Instagram worthy wedding
I thought she was a face dildo seller with her own boss babe business
Has this trend died? As I've not seen anyone shilling face dildos on my insta for awhileI thought she was a face dildo seller with her own boss babe business
No unfortunately not. There are a couple of huns still pushing them. Carly's bestie Becky Beggy Lamb being oneHas this trend died? As I've not seen anyone shilling face dildos on my insta for awhile
Wearing something for her wedding that she quotes she wears on holiday. Is she taking the piss?
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She’s banging on about going possibly to Mexico for the honey moon but she hates hot holidays the food the sun etc etc she won’t survive 5 mins there .
the food the sun etc etc she won’t survive 5 mins there .- Status