Bryony Deery

[georgijane]

What is this meant to be? Is it something fancy that I’m too uneducated to know? Or did she ask for a burger and half a gem lettuce?

 

[harveydean]

And it’s not even vegan. She would be classed as plant based.

 

[Cherry Waves]

Bryony had her first “Founders Club” event yesterday with the most engaged desperate social climbers and fellow sugar babies in London. Most of the people that she had posed with were her friends when she started scraping the bottom of the barrel for an easy way out of life. The fact that mostly her friends made it into the Founder’s Club further solidified how catty and snooty this whole thing is. The pictures of the Pizza Boxes with her poor dog are insufferable.

All this bullshit and PR boxes that had gone out this week and not one response to customers of her bullshit Cloudcha business makes me not like her even more.

 

[passmethetea101]

The whole ‘my body was craving it so I ate it’ is just to deflect from her eating disorder. Making out she eats what she feels like when we all know she restricts herself so much and if she is craving something it’ll be plain AF - plain mince and a margarita without sugar or salt.

 

[ella1979]

I’m fairly new here. Has anyone seen her accounts to see what she is making currently ? I’m guessing she’s Ltd not plc.

I’m about to cancel the subscription tonight. Whilst having Pilates on the laptop is convenient, having my butt on the sofa is even more convenient I think I’ve done 3 very short workouts the past week and have done 2 classes I go out to. Had thought maybe I’d do it daily …. I should know better!
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I think her business model is that if she can convince women they can stay in shape doing a daily 15-20 min workout (that’s the normal duration I’ve seen) , then they will keep subscribing.

No wonder the recipes are so low calorie , if the women reduce the cals then maybe they can get away with a 15 min micro workout .

 

[Cherry Waves]

I don't like the ring either.

Her ring looks tacky and trendy; not timeless, by any means.

She got her sugar daddy to settle down; the last time she moved for a man (to Switzerland), her footy boy toy didn’t want to marry her.

 

[Nancy Knows]

Agreed. 3 bed semi, meat and 2 veg. Comprehensive - it’s all an act. Social climber

 

[harveydean]

She should be worried about injecting a lot so young, it surely can only migrate to the jawline in years to come . IMO no one in their 20s should get filler . Where do you go when the face is pillow face yet you age in 40s and beyond with stretched out skin from the jabs .

is imagine “her type” may be out partying in Ibiza with certain powdery additives as well . Preach one thing and practice another .

100% most of them are on it. Cigarettes with their matcha too.

 

[Glencoe]

I really hate when people post all over Instagram before the bride or groom has a chance to do it themselves. Erin Borini has a video of them on stories, can people not just keep off instagram for one evening.

 

[Cherry Waves]

I’m sorry, I saw this and thought

I'm not shocked if she dabbles in a light dusting here and there- her friends probably dabble in it to keep the weight down.

 

[Kcldn86]

Do you know anything about where it was she trained? At first I wondered how much she was making from it, but then I realised the type of people she was dating and it make sense

I have to say I haven’t really heard of where she trained. I trained for months at a well known establishment in London and had 3 days worth of exams alone, with pre & postnatal on top of that…so hundreds of hours studying. so all I can say is that if her training was only 2 days there’s absolutely no way she’s done a proper qualification.

 

[LovelyDay]

Great recipe this week, just wrap avocado and cucumber and tuna in seaweed!

 

[Lilly long]

She went out with Tom Pearse from Towie about 3 years ago for a while

 

[georgijane]

I read an article where she said meat gave her inflammation so she never ate it, now it makes her feel so good, it’s hard to keep up with her contradictions!

Same. I think she forgets what she’s said!

 

[passmethetea101]

They’ve probably got engaged because she’s moved to Copenhagen so needs to marry him for the spouse visa etc. I mean good for her but I’m not keen on the ring

 

[kaaa2]

The long nails

 

[kaaa2]

What…

the…

fuck?

Half a bag of Basmati Rice? Bitch, please

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This is so dangerous to post on a platform meant to be for health and wellness

 

[Cherry Waves]

Thank you! Started following her as I’m currently doing a Pilates course and I was interested how she got so popular. Seems it was more her good connections than her teaching skill… seems she qualified through Exhale Pilates who offer a two day course in classical mat…

…and her rich and affluent boyfriends

 

[Chaletgirl]

Rosie F is such a rude stuck up cow!

I couldn’t put my finger on who she reminded me of and then it came to me… David Mitchell (peep show)

 

[Cherry Waves]

Here's a picture of our favorite pilates social climber behind Prince Harry during the Invictus Games back in 2022; this is while she was dating one of Harry's closest friends. Accidentally stumbled upon this looking for something for another thread.

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I can’t deal with the amount of eye fucking she does to herself every day.

if there’s a mirror….shes looking into it, filming herself and eye fucking herself with a smug little look on her face!

how has she gone from 3 bed semi down to earth girl, to thinking she’s the best thing since sliced bread.?

im all for women having self confidence and loving who they are, but Bryony does not love who she is, she loves who she PRETENDS to be. It’s all an act.

its such a shame when people think their ‘beauty’ or ‘looks’ or “how skinny I am’ is the most important quality to have and to show off about.

tries to make out she’s some big business mogul, but is ferried around by her sugar daddy who she’s not allowed to show much of, she spends most of the day looking at herself in a mirror or screen, exercising too much and eating too little……and she wants impressionable people to look up to her and folllow her!

no wonder the world is completely fucked up right now with people like her and all of her pretentious suck up friends being ‘influencers’

go do something good with your time Bryony rather than wasting it eye fucking yourself, trying to climb the social ladder and no doubt ruining your body with too little food and too much exercise, this will all catch up with you one day and you will be nutritionally undernourished and the long term health problems you will gain from over exercising and under-eating will far outweigh the few years of trying to be someone you aren’t.

She's pathetic- so many pilates instructors out there with apps and she provides nothing that stands out as being special or worth splurging for an app.