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I wish she would open up and say that she strictly monitors her food, rather than say that she eats everything in moderation. Her dinner looks incredibly bland and is low in protein and carbs.
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She forgot to add “go out with someone in the London social set and snag yourself a rich friend of a rejected Prince, an average pro footballer, or a multi-millionaire business owner who’s willing to put up with your IG stories.”
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Here’s a podcast that she was on pre-Pilates days with her ex-boyfriend Loris Benito. They were together for about a year, and splitting their time between London and Switzerland. The podcast is mainly about WAGs of athletes in varying sports.
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You mean when your Sugar Daddy flies you to St. Tropez over the weekend, wishing for longer workouts …are you serious right now?
Also, if you want to keep your boyfriend anonymous, perhaps you should stop with the childish IG photos. Everyone knows you’re dating Kaspar, sweetheart! Because your previous exes couldn’t be bothered with your wannabe influencer antics.
Also, if you want to keep your boyfriend anonymous, perhaps you should stop with the childish IG photos. Everyone knows you’re dating Kaspar, sweetheart! Because your previous exes couldn’t be bothered with your wannabe influencer antics.
Don’t get me wrong her body is incredible but there’s no way that comes from just Pilates and walking. Also why does she always post a pic of her boyfriend with her abs in it?
I agree, pilates plays a big part but I think she must have a very limited diet with hardly any carbs and sugar.
I did PT before Covid (ended up heavier than when I thought I needed a PT 
) and he was like it’s 90% diet. You can exercise all you want but if you’re not eating the right things it doesn’t matter. I reckon she has one meal a day and even then it’s barely anything
) and he was like it’s 90% diet. You can exercise all you want but if you’re not eating the right things it doesn’t matter. I reckon she has one meal a day and even then it’s barely anythingIt’s her brand. Having that body must make up for 90% of her followers. Would she be where she is if she had a bigger body? I don’t think so.
Yes her body 100% sells her brand. People buy into it because they believe doing 30 mins of pilates a day will give them her body, which is sad because the majority of her figure comes from food restriction.
I was waiting for this thread! A lot to unpack with this girl. I’ve followed her for a few years now. Noted she’s always had very ‘successful’ (rich) boyfriends. She def gives me gold digger vibes. Def some kind of ED going on here. She posted a dinner a while back and she said she had it regularly, it was literally 5 cubes of plain tofu, balsamic vinegar, spinach leaves and something else. Ridiculous. Never knew her new fella was founder of Joe and the juice. Why does she never post his face?! Is it because he’s weird?! Guessing he must have a place in st Bart’s or something as she’s always there. Tbf that suits her down to the ground as she can do her videos anywhere. The last guy seemed like a bit of a poser, I did notice he suddenly disappeared off the scene very quickly. Also, notice rosie fortescue follows bryonys plan and is always posting about it on stories and she is looking hella unwell with it. The last picture I saw she was skeletal, very worrying
Adam Bidwell was her last “serious” relationship, unless she was with someone else before her now Sugar Daddy. There is now only one post of him available from their relationship on her IG and that’s when she was at Soho Farmhouse with him and his friends. Adam is pretty successful in his own right, but it wouldn’t shock me if his connections with Prince Harry helped his cause (before he became persona non grata with the Royal Family). It was reported that he ended things with her, but I’m leaning towards the other way around because he doesn’t have that Joe and the Juice money.
It drives me insane to see her not wear her seatbelt during her IG Stories, especially when she started Pilates after sustaining injuries after a vehicle accident. She should also reinforce the importance of safety when riding in a vehicle to mitigate serious injuries. I cannot take her seriously, and I’m sure not a lot of people do.
Another thing that bugs me about her is that her reviews of the products on her website and primarily from close friends and influencers- no one objective review was noted.
Also, this woman goes through Personal Assistants and Social Media consultants like it’s nothing. She had a PA named Yasmine that her equally moronic friend (and reportedly rude businesswoman) Talitha used for a while and she fell off the face of the earth.
Another thing that bugs me about her is that her reviews of the products on her website and primarily from close friends and influencers- no one objective review was noted.
Also, this woman goes through Personal Assistants and Social Media consultants like it’s nothing. She had a PA named Yasmine that her equally moronic friend (and reportedly rude businesswoman) Talitha used for a while and she fell off the face of the earth.
Why do girls post photos like this.
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Because she does not want to show Kaspar’s face, even though it’s the worst kept secret ever.
Would def detract from the independent boss witch persona she’s trying to portray!
“Babe, wait a minute, leave your hand where it was I just need to get a pic”
Absolutely awkward…”look at me, look at me, my boyfriend is old enough to be my daddy, but he has lots of moneeeeeeeeey”Would def detract from the independent boss witch persona she’s trying to portray!
“Babe, wait a minute, leave your hand where it was I just need to get a pic”
My issue with Bryony’s fans (and her most recent IG story) is that they are seeking her advice on the use of nutritional supplements (creatine) that she, herself, has never tried. What makes this so annoying is that they are going to base their opinion on the supplement on her unqualified advice. This is just as dangerous as her now deleted post about Ozempic. I asked her about why she deleted the post and didn’t get a response.
Peaches…seriously? None of friends would eat it because it has more than 5 calories each
Someone called her a ‘creative genius’… for sending peaches… 
I was just thinking that all those peaches could have gone to families in need rather than a bunch of assholes to make Bellinis with. Seems rather wasteful.
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Pandora Long isn’t exactly the brightest crayon in the box.Someone called her a ‘creative genius’… for sending peaches…