BrummyMummy #194 E's are good, E's are good... It's Babanezer Goode (has anyone got any Paracetamol?)
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Love this thread title 
This thread title is elite!!!! 🫡
I’ve instructed Mr MarsBar to get the certificate started right now!!
the aPsolute cringe of her asking the doctor if it was OK for little E to watch a football match with a broken "poorly" arm. no wonder the NHS is under so much strain when idiots like babs are wasting time asking stupid questions or dragging their toddler husbands to A&E for a doctor to stick steri-strips on their grazed knee. the drama she is making out of this, you'd think Ethan had a serious illness or was immunocompromised, ffs. next thing we know, she'll be nominating him to the make a wish foundation. 
as for this, her very first correct use of bought! am.SHOOKETH! likely a "typo" on her end, but even so it's definitely worthy of an excel certificate from Steve.
in other unrelated news - soz babs, it's not all. about. YOU - I had a dream last night that tale had finally added an eye roll reaction - very disappointed to find that it hasn't happened.
as for this, her very first correct use of bought! am.SHOOKETH! likely a "typo" on her end, but even so it's definitely worthy of an excel certificate from Steve.
in other unrelated news - soz babs, it's not all. about. YOU - I had a dream last night that tale had finally added an eye roll reaction - very disappointed to find that it hasn't happened.
This thread title is one of the best we’ve had 
How can she not be mortified and deeply concerned at the volume of large around her neck and face
Also remove them stupid headbands
Also remove them stupid headbands
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It's ram man
She looks absolute shocking. She's gaining on the daily.
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wait, Where's all the usual Eurovision hype? the countdown to the final? the sweets buffet - sugar-free for damp Claire - the bunting and tat decorations? is she sulking that she, biggest Eurovision fan EVER & second most famous person in Brum - wasn't #gifted tickets to the final?! it's not like she has the morals to boycott Eurovision. i don't watch it, but genuinely didn't realise the final was tonight without the usual schedule of rehashed content. 
I will be disappointed if she doesn't document her evening of kicking out her Wet parents & sister before the winner is announced to gow to bed - that year she was RAPID about the UK winning Eurovision dialing to realise that they HADN'T, and it was actually Ukraine who won, just that she only managed to stay up for the first half of the vote (judges or public, whichever is first!) then didn't even acknowledge her mistake the next morning, just continued raving about Sam Ryder.
I will be disappointed if she doesn't document her evening of kicking out her Wet parents & sister before the winner is announced to gow to bed - that year she was RAPID about the UK winning Eurovision dialing to realise that they HADN'T, and it was actually Ukraine who won, just that she only managed to stay up for the first half of the vote (judges or public, whichever is first!) then didn't even acknowledge her mistake the next morning, just continued raving about Sam Ryder.
OMG, that reel. Did she get her dance moves from Theresa May? 🫣🫣🫣
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if she is, guaranteed she will have "treated" Erin, Claire and/or Wet San to a "girls trip" - little E will have been left in Brum, given that it was hit and miss that he was even allowed to go watch a football match, with his arm so "poorly"! no way the x-ray technician/GP receptionist would have okayed a FLIGHT. can't risk his elbow falling off, not after the drama when it happened to Steve's kneecap!
Absolutely no way she’s here. Brogan shared a video with the people YouTube has brought over and it’s a very small group. Definitely no babs in it.
She just scared she’ll alienate people one way or another. She’ll be watching it, but won’t admit it for fear of people saying she should boycott it. But given she regularly talks about using Moroccan Oil products she’s already shown where her moral compass points.
And I realise saying about her moral compass might sound hypocritical given I attend Eurovision, but unlike babs I could go for days talking about why I don’t boycott as a pro-Palestinian stance. Babs can’t deal with the basics in life, nevermind geo-politics.
She just scared she’ll alienate people one way or another. She’ll be watching it, but won’t admit it for fear of people saying she should boycott it. But given she regularly talks about using Moroccan Oil products she’s already shown where her moral compass points.
And I realise saying about her moral compass might sound hypocritical given I attend Eurovision, but unlike babs I could go for days talking about why I don’t boycott as a pro-Palestinian stance. Babs can’t deal with the basics in life, nevermind geo-politics.
Babs wouldn't even know what Geo-politics means!
It's funny how she's afraid to alienate people by saying the wrong thing etc but she will happily share her children's private medical information, show their bedrooms, underwear drawer etc etc. Shows you yet again the only person she cares about is herself and her so called career in social media.
eurovision was absolutely tit this year not really worth posting about
Nothing to add. You’ve covered it all……..chins, no Eurovision and er more chins! Yikes what’s happening there! Also agree on the thread title! It’s brilliant! 