Brummy Mummy #97 It’s not a mum tum if your youngest is a decade old!

[hattie20]

Oh go and fuck yourself Emma.

Crying because of fucking disney and the thought of “going where we really want to go”.

Do you know the only place I really want to go, Emma? My dads care home. I’ve not seen him since Christmas day because they have had covid outbreaks and have had to close. The one week they were open, I had covid. I was supposed to see
him tomorrow, just had a call saying they have a resident with symptoms and they will let us know on Tuesday if they will open or stay shut as they have to await PCR tests now on all the residents.

My dad doesn’t understand. He thinks we have left
him there to die alone. He can’t hear for phone calls and they distress him more.

So why don’t you grow up you stupid, over grown child. Crying over fucking disney like a 4 year old.

Just grow the fuck up.

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Oh poor Babs has had to cancel/postpone 8 holidays in the last 2 years. And still managed to go on 5 holidays.
some of us haven’t been on one holiday in the last two years. READ THE ROOM YOU GRELLOW SELFISH MORON.

 

[Missymoo92]

I'd love if this was a thread title

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"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's panto kween!" (Based on Maybelline make up )

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

Aww look it’s BTEC Paul (or OptimusTalent on Tattle ). Remember when he came on here and threatened us all…some of his messages even got removed because they broke the rules. According to babs he monitors these threads. I’ve had a quick look and he must be REALLY busy with his GCSEs because he hasn’t been back since 2019. I hope she’s not paying him much

 

[Missymoo92]

Emma, do fuck off you obnoxious twat. Women who put off getting a smear are most likely rape survivors and are too fucking traumatised to bring themselves to have one. You know, the idea of lying there, being told to "just relax" (big trigger for some btw) having appliances shoved up there with no regard for dignity or allowing you time to breathe and get into a headspace for it.

THAT'S why women put it off and I'm pretty sure they WANT to go for a smear because they know it's beneficial to their health but it's a big step for them.

Sorry it fucking grinds my gears when influencers do this and go on about "being a diva about your beaver". You can tell none of them have ever been assaulted and think you should just "lie back and think of England".

*Coming from a rape survivor who was afraid of a smear and managed to have my first one a few years ago because I actually found a clinic that specialises in smear tests for rape survivors with psychologists who talk you through it while it's carried out etc.

Sorry I'll get off my soapbox now

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Another Tingo with a photo of an instagram cookie?

Family outing for Btec Paul and his little sisters 11+ Katie and Key Stage 2 Sarah

 

[BonBon27]

Never done a new thread so hope it works!

Took a comment from @teaandtoast8 for a thread title as it was a popular one and I couldn’t see any title suggestions in the most liked list!

We miss your new thread genius @Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn - hope all is ok

Recap
I’ve been finding myself losing all patience with Babs and her shitshow lately so haven’t kept too many notes for a recap! But some high lowlights;

*Slurry stories every night. Drunk, medicated or both? You decide.

*Vile and aggressive to her frail and in ill-health dad, who talks to Google too much, and Ethan, who sat on a sofa and ruined Babs’s story when she moved the camera and got him in shot.

*More shopping and spending and showing off. It’s literally all she does, every day. Her content is come shop with me and hauls and her stories are “what jeggings can I buy to fit me?” Then when she did buy some, in a size 20, she paraded around like she’d just cured cancer. I’m sorry but buying a bigger size if your trousers are too tight is not genius or revolutionary or amazing or brilliant. It’s bog standard life. Her content is getting more and more desperate by the day.
She’s also posting a lot on TikTok cos you know, desperation station!

*Bruised wrist from wrestling with her wellies that must be too small; apparently needed a support on it, threatened to waste a doctor’s appointment and went on about how the sprain was affecting her (while she drove, shopped and stomped around). Jesus.

*Lots of contradictory grid posts - I love my body, I hate my tummy, I hid in black, I’m proud of my size, I need bigger clothes, I spoke to every boy I fancied, I had no boyfriends, I had loads of boyfriends. None of it makes sense, and no one is interested. It’s sooooooo boooooooriiiiiiinnnggggg.

*Put more tat in Erin’s bedroom, while she was at school because god forbid anyone would have any say other than Babs, then put it on the Internet because who cares about privacy - including Erin’s fake reaction.

*AD for Readly (lol - all she does is watch telly and scroll Tattle) and AD for Fitbit (lol - all she does is watch telly and scroll Tattle. When she’s not openly mocking exercise)

*Still banging on about weekly therapy, it’s been three years on and off. She should consider a refund because she is more attention seeking, lazy, unhealthy, vile, aggressive and desperate than she’s ever been. Clearly the therapy is not helping.

 

[Loopybird69]

What self respecting person says “if you think my eyebrows are bushy you wanna see my privates” honest to fuck I wouldn’t speak to my closest friends like that never mind thousands of people I don’t know.

she may as well have titled that reel with “dear tattle he’s a group of Tingos for you….”

Oh and as for the football she doesn’t want to go because people will be able to photograph/film her in the wild where she can’t control the filtering and angles

 

[Baboff]

Soo its a weekday morning she has two school age children. And instead of making breakfasts getting them ready she is sat on her sweaty backside in her sweaty bed crying over a two week holiday.
So fucking relatable.
Fuck off you talentless grabby twat and accept your insta career is as dead as your marriage

 

[Lady Doodle]

Thread title suggestion :
Brummymummy #98
999 - Police please. A man just tried to stroke my Fluffy Puppy #bitrude

 

[Grayson]

This goes out to all insta mums, but in particular babs today in reference to her tic tok.
Can we normalise just getting on with being a mum, and not needing to tell everyone in the world about it?
It was always about being the best mum with the perfect home. Then that trend died, then it was being a slob, moaning about your kids all day and joking that you've fed and clothed them, so your bits done.
Now we are stuck in a weird mixture of both where everyone wants praise for being amazing, yet doing fuck all except ruin their kids lives.
You don't need to be patted on the back from people on the internet for being a mum Emma, the gratification comes from seeing your children grow up happy, healthy, well rounded people.
We don't need to normalise how exhausting being a mum is, because it's already normal Emma . Most of us do the whole parenting thing and have actual jobs too. Why is everything a drama? Why is everything so full of emotions and need to be annualised? You'd be less exhausted Emma of you stopped living this fake insta life and just got on with the real life you have. You'd be far happier too.

 

[ohyes]

She looks like she face planted the Rimmel counter in 1997.

I'd love if this was a thread title

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Is there THAT much difference in price? She acts like she's saving loads.
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I don’t know the area at all but a quick look on Trainline seems to be about £30ish return for the slow train and £50ish for the fast

Thought I’d re share this post from @Nadurath for anyone who has joined in the last couple of years

Think that’s all of her content isn’t it? I honestly think I could do 2020’s content:

January - Couch to 5k / I don’t want to lose weight I’m happy with my size I’m so body confident / back to school stationery haul / exciting 2020 plans / What I bought in the sales haul / I’m really cheap and buy all my presents in the sales and put them away (except I don’t I just wait for the freebies to roll in) / let’s talk about trolls

February - Valentines / Galentines / what I’m buying my kiddos for valentines / look how rabid I am with all the Poundland valentines shizzle / hauls from 6 different shops in case you forgot what a love heart looks like

March - What to buy for Mother’s Day / What I got for Mother’s Day / let’s talk about trolls

April - I’m a bit shit at making Easter bonnets / omg how many shops can I go in to buy Easter tat

May - spring clean with me (and my cleaner) / tidy the shed / redecorate rooms that are perfectly acceptable / look at how much storage I have to hide all the tat I keep buying / Happy Eid I used to teach Islam / let’s talk about trolls

June - my 5th holiday of the year / I’m still doing couch 2 5k even though I haven’t mentioned it since January but I’m a bit light on content with no festivals or events to purchase tat for this month / can wear a swimsuit

July - teacher gifts from every pound shop / summer clothing haul for girls / oh shit better do a summer clothing haul for boys / our summer plans / gonna sniff my kids for 6 weeks / let’s talk about trolls

August - omg how is it only 2 weeks into the summer holidays / how to survive the summer / look at all these free holidays we are taking / cheap school holiday ideas (they’re free for me!)

September - back to school uniform haul / back to school stationery haul / when I was a teacher I loved zebra pens / I’m gonna miss my kiddos so much even though I just spent all of August complaining that they fight so much / let’s talk about trolls

October - Rabid for Halloween / do you remember that time I tried to make a pumpkin display and my pumpkins were too big for the glass? / fancy dress ideas for girls / oh shit I forgot about my son again / fireplace display / Halloween haul from all the same shops that I should have shares in

November - Bonfire night / Do any of my American followers know what bonfire night is (leave a comment below and let me know) / getting the house ready for Christmas / is it too early for a tree / Christmas countdown top 10 face off polls / should I do vlogmas this year / would anyone be interested in vlogmas (leave a comment below and let me know) / let’s talk about trolls

December - #ad / teacher gifts for a pound / #ad / we are going to Disney Next year / #ad / Christmas house tour / #ad / I don’t post many ads / #ad / I only work with brands I think you’ll love / #budget ad / Christmas tat haul / #ad / look at my Disney tree / #ad / my birthday / #ad / my kids birthdays / #ad / my anniversary / #ad / I’m so thankful I get to do this job and ads mean I can give you free content / MY JOB IS MAKING YOU SMILE

Throw in some shit take away dances, couple of Disney holidays and a nervous breakdown and that’s babs 2020!

 

[OhhBacon]

Totally left this for a reason!

How to stop feeling anxious! (Advice for Babs)

• Protect your children’s privacy; stop posting them online.
• Commit to your husband; sleep in the same bed, treat him with love and respect. (or maybe admit the relationship is platonic and consiously uncouple)
• Leave the house for a daily walk or other exercise.
• Stop shopping to fill an emotional hole.
• Find a purpose that gives to other; volunteer.
• Don’t post inappropriate pictures of yourself all over social media.
• Stop mocking yourself to claim #bodypositivity
• Invest in your health, drink water and learn to cook.
• Eat some fruit and veg.
• Stop with the cocktails, alcohol isn’t great for unstable emotions.
• Don’t watch constant reality TV. It isn’t real and the house wives are rotting your brain, maybe read a book.
• Invest some money in hairdressers, make up lesson, stylist.
• Discover the impact of having dignity and decorum rather than playing the clown.
• Live your life genuinely rather than as content. (Give up social media)

Bascially stop behaving like a petulant teenager who won’t do anything to improve their situation. Its like a tragic game that she doesn’t want to be seen to let us win.
All our advice is great but because she ‘knows best’ she won’t do anything suggested on here. It’s sad really that she is in such an emotional cage.

If I decided to improve my health or pay for a hairdresser, I have total freedom to make that choice but she hasn’t got that. She constantly is second guessing what the babettes will think or will it be seen to be doing what we suggest or will it be admitting she isn’t happy and is lost or will it lose her followers or will it get her more likes….everything is second guessed through so many lenses.

She is utterly caged and has no freedom to think for herself about what will improve her life. She looks like she has the freedom to do what she wants all day but actually she is really so tangled in her emotions and thoughts whilst her whole life revolves around content. Tragic.

 

[Gar7893]

I saw her once on the train to London back when I was a blind sheep. She was very different in person, not at all how she appears on the gram. She use to come to into my work but hasn’t for a while (I really want to say because it is funny but think I would just grass myself up! ). She was so much bigger in person, not even talking about weight. She came across so stocky and not this perfect little poser like she is online (you know the pose, the one with her hand holding her dress and the other hand holding her hair out the face of a scrunched up face). I don’t know where I am going with this but it was just weird seeing her in person, her mannerisms were just so different. I use to live very near the school she taught at and I can’t imagine her being liked by those kids, she certainly got the piss taken out her!

I reckon she could be meeting management to discuss how to up her engagement

Also not everybody can afford a whole new wardrobe for one minor day in February 🥲 God, why is she always onto the next “holiday” constantly

 

[Missymoo92]

Wowzers.

So a Disney school trip was "crap"??

Most kids - myself included - would have given their right arm for a trip like that.

Spoiled, ungrateful cunt.

 

[nosy_lurker]

Soo its a weekday morning she has two school age children. And instead of making breakfasts getting them ready she is sat on her sweaty backside in her sweaty bed crying over a two week holiday.
So fucking relatable.
Fuck off you talentless grabby twat and accept your insta career is as dead as your marriage

Final sentence has to be a thread suggestion

Brummy Mummy #98 Your insta career is as dead as your marriage

 

[D.W's Library Card]

Isn't it wild how she constantly reads here and responds accordingly yet is so self obsessed and up her own arse that none of it... NOT ONE thing makes her stop and think??

Emma, you're not funny, original, or clever. You're a very sad human being who is extremely unfulfilled in life who only knows to cope with it by spending.
You can spout all that "you can't say i'm ugly if i do it myself" shit but we all know you are cripplingly paranoid about what is said here.
Everything you do is a direct response to here, what kind of life is that for you and your family??

For once just fucking stop... take a long hard look at yourself, get out your own arse and SPEND TIME WITH YOUR DAD without moaning or making it all about you.
Don't think i'm going soft here, you are still the most vile, grotesque human i've ever come across but your behaviour is beyond disturbing now.

 

[Gar7893]

GUYS. I am so shocked that those Harry styles tickets are for her & her sister. Really thought they were for emma and the triple threat how selfish can she get, I’m not mom to a “tween” but I really really really thought that a ticket would be for E. I wonder if she’ll say something about E not wanting to go.

 

[Nahmate100]

My dad used to take me to the villa and he didn't support them. I'd give anything to be able to go with him again. When England got to the final last year, I was elated but heartbroken at the same time because I would have been sat with my Dad watching it and instead I was sat on my own at home.

Babs, be there for your son. Go to his matches even if you hate it because one day, you won't be here and do you really want him to have memories of his own mother ignoring his interests and "not being arsed?"