Brogan Tate #82 never the bridesmaid, never the bride

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Venom

Omg I forgot I had screen recorded this @Esme ive done another gif
 
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bogeybrogey

I voted for hair as a crinkle cut chip because I absolutely howled but anything in that poll was a completely deserving winner she’s been the gift that keeps on giving
 
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PeonyBlush

Had a little stalk on her post and this made me

Do we think Brogan typed this or made Benji type it?

 
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Anagst

Watching her stories and she is still calling it the cotsworlds
 
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Justme@40

All those standout moments and I've missed them all because I've not been watching gonna have to have a look now
 
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Mable912

BRILLIANT thread title! I am very flattered to be asked to recap, here it is and sorry it’s late!

So, what delights has the last few weeks brought us in Mooney Mansion? Well….

We all had lots of #gratitude for Brogan showing us her advent calendars every day…


Until little Miss Brogtrotter decided to rip all her advent calendars open well in advance of Christmas Day….


Ahh yes, that make sense, you didn’t want to pack unnecessary things to take with you to the Cotsworlds because you are a light packer…. More on that later!!!

So what did Brogalo get up to before her Christmas getaway? Well, she bought some more tat, like a George Forman and yet MORE loungefly bags amongst other things


Special shout-out to our economy specialist @limited75 who has agreed to re start the monthly spending tally!

Brogan did get some freebies though from Gary C, which she was TOTALLY cool and calm and collected about receiving…


If I ever pull this face over a soap dispenser can somebody please admit me to the nearest mental health crisis ward?!

All that flapping about over Disney tat prompted Brogan to hit the gym…


I’d enjoy the gym as well if it involved smashing chips and fajitas down my gob and naff all else

It’s a shame she didn’t work a bit harder to burn off all the future calories for the Cotsworlds M&S food shop…


Tattlers were perplexed as to why she went to pick up the food shop days before their trip, why not just pick it up at the M&S in the Cotsworlds? Shes got all the time in the world to sort this out and yet has the organisational skills of a dead corpse

Then it was time to chill and relax before getting ready for Fake Christmas with Brogan’s family. We arent sure if Benjis family were blessed with the couples presence at all which was probably to the family’s relief



So what happened at the Mooney Christmas? Well, Fraser has now made his Insta public which provided some interesting insight, including him roasting his own sister


Talking of Mooney news, Fraser’s insta also revealed that Brogan’s dad and his long term partner got married, how lovely! Looks like Brogan wasn’t on the guest list! There seemed to be some gossip flying round in Brogan’s world, including this cryptic message that her and Binky felt the need to share with the rest of the world
Not like Brogan to pour herself a Baileys!

So what present could MeJulie buy to show her love, warmth and affection for her beloved daughter? DING DING! That’s right, an overpriced suitcase to take on international trips!

Anyway, back to the packing…. So as was expected, Brogan spared no expense when packing up her shit for the Cotsworlds.

Beady eye tattlers noticed she’d packed a lap tray and Febreeze for fighting off the smell of her gassy farts and mucky fanny

And OFF THEY WENT TO THE COTSWORLDS! Now, brogan has been mispronouncing it for weeks, which we finally discovered was because she thought the Cotswolds was actually called the Cotsworlds
Here is the scene of the crime! The Holiday cottage vibes for sure. But will they have the chemistry of Jude Law and that other blonde bird who’s name I’ve forgotten? Or will they continue to have the chemistry of two opposing thumbs?

What have they been up to in the Cotsworlds, you ask? Well, walking Bon Bon to nearby pubs and stuffing their faces with 3 courses, of course. What else! As well as dry humping on top of Disney blankets whilst Benji listens to Premier League games in his ear pod

They also seem to have partaken in some limb stretching activity, we were shocked to see they’ve both grown by a foot each over Christmas


The BIG question on everyone’s minds is, has Benji popped the question on Christmas Day? or, will he do it on NYE? Tattlers are completely divided! But one thing we are all united in his being SO READY for the next few months of content: be that Brogan’s breakdown if she doesn’t have a ring, or the wedding planning shit storm if she does. Either way, it’s a win win situation for us! Let’s sit tight and see what this thread brings

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU LOVELY LOT!

CAMERON DIAZ! That’s her fucking name
 
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darth_caddy



Well that'll be the calories burned from the wildlife park put right back! I swear they live in pubs by this point.
 
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Mable912

JCAH2013 said:
I saw this post on mumsnet and thought they were talking about brogan, having her age correct and the curtains closed. But then I saw they have a cat, unless they have mistaken Bonnie for a cat
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“Mid fifties”
 
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Scapier88

JCAH2013 said:
I saw this post on mumsnet and thought they were talking about brogan, having her age correct and the curtains closed. But then I saw they have a cat, unless they have mistaken Bonnie for a cat
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Or the house sitters have took a cat with them
 
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Anagst

Amazing
 
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