Her useful tips: cut the tags off before packing your new clothes (she doesn't wash them), take more than one pair of trainers, the bleeping reusable straw is back, as does the plastic cutlery and the ikea sandwich bag, take a tote bag to put the useless merch you'll buy, buy an ears holder so that you don't have to carry your ears in your hands if they don't fit in your bag (Brogan's next incredible tip will be water is wet don't forget your umbrella)
Brogan Tate #187 Heavier Than Anticipated
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Not washing new nightwear
I wonder if she's going to buy herself the birthday bundle hotels sell (plushie, chocolates, balloons and I think champagne) and act surprised when she sees the room and Poppet will be like "I wanted it to be a surpriiiiiise"
When you book pay for and organise every single nice thing for yourself, all you have to boast about is your fella bringing you some POM bears
Sponsored by Wild Deodorant who are donating to Born Free?
Hey Wild, ask Bogan about the elephants she met on her last trip.
Oh, using deodorant is a bleeping lie, I can smell that swamp cabbage through my tv.
Hey Wild, ask Bogan about the elephants she met on her last trip.
Oh, using deodorant is a bleeping lie, I can smell that swamp cabbage through my tv.
Fiona was a Princess.
They’re owned by a non cruelty free brand too now, sold to Unilever, so is £15k really even meaningful….. NO, clearly not.
I can’t believe she’s doing 4 days of castle club. That will cost a fortune and pretty much be the same as a trip to Disney world. She’s only doing it so can take an awful photo of herself crying on the balcony
The amount she packs makes me anxious. Bug bite cream and a hand held fan for a trip to paris in March???
Looking at the weather, it’s mainly 10-11 degrees. She is going to freeze in those awful tutus.
It’s so sad how’s she ordered her own birthday ears and candles…
The amount she packs makes me anxious. Bug bite cream and a hand held fan for a trip to paris in March???
Looking at the weather, it’s mainly 10-11 degrees. She is going to freeze in those awful tutus.
It’s so sad how’s she ordered her own birthday ears and candles…
She’s got her “cute birthday outfit” bless her.I can’t believe she’s doing 4 days of castle club. That will cost a fortune and pretty much be the same as a trip to Disney world. She’s only doing it so can take an awful photo of herself crying on the balcony
The amount she packs makes me anxious. Bug bite cream and a hand held fan for a trip to paris in March???
Looking at the weather, it’s mainly 10-11 degrees. She is going to freeze in those awful tutus.
It’s so sad how’s she ordered her own birthday ears and candles…
She going double denim, apart from Nova Scotia, where in the world is a Canadian tuxedo cute?
She’s got King Charles fingers.
I've been to DLP in pretty much every season and never been bitten by a bug... The fan is also absolutely unnecessaryI can’t believe she’s doing 4 days of castle club. That will cost a fortune and pretty much be the same as a trip to Disney world. She’s only doing it so can take an awful photo of herself crying on the balcony
The amount she packs makes me anxious. Bug bite cream and a hand held fan for a trip to paris in March???
Looking at the weather, it’s mainly 10-11 degrees. She is going to freeze in those awful tutus.
It’s so sad how’s she ordered her own birthday ears and candles…
Can’t wait to see how these outfits come together 
The fugly fancy dress skirt! She is going to look so pick me in that skirt and her birthday earsCan’t wait to see how these outfits come together
She is bringing her own birthday candles to DLP. How sad
But you bathe regularly I’ll hazard to guess.
She’s itching for that it’s my birthday badge!
Brogan: I'm gonna to feel like a princess on my birthday
Princesses are not chronically obese babe
Princesses are not chronically obese babe
Hey now I live next to NS and we like a little plaid with our double denim thank you very much!
I’m assuming she’s wearing a bonnet to bed now because of her fick curly hair. All the trendy wendies on the Gram are doing it. Meanwhile black women have been wearing bonnets for ages and ages to bed.
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