Such a bang on description of them
They ought to be embarrassed, but they’re not of course.
I see Orthur is trying to get baby to sleep because Brian is probably in the free make up chair getting ready for the free baby shower.
All their tagging of the hotel is only putting me off it forever.
Can you actually imagine these meetings to set up these events. How does it go…Well now we aren’t paying for anything, so how much can you give us for free. It has to be the best suite, spa treatments, 3 meals, cocktails, bubbles, chocolates. Strawberries for Orthur on arrival: he simply will not walk into a room without a plate of free food there, ditto Brian with champagne.
Now of course reGORDing what you get in return, well we’ll constantly tag you on Instagram whilst belittling your staff who are wheeling in free food and treating them like our staff.
We are famous in Ireland you know, we have single handedly advocated for surrogacy, we’re the only ones in Ireland with a surrogate baby don’t you know, Brian GAUSThosts lots of shows and has a daily show on the radio Brian Dowling and Suzanne Kane.
Orthur? Oh well Orthur danced with Girls Aloud 25 years ago. That speaks for itself.