Boss_Mummy_Sale #21 If only Charlotte Tilbury made swimming lessons...

[swipe_up]

She looks so much like a Riddler with that god awful filter 🧌

Happy Birthday Boss

 

[saralikes]

BM - ordered her builders from Temu

 

[JudgeyPants]

Boss Mummy: Wardrobe’s shit, stairs are creaking, Georgie’s more interested in attention seeking

 

[Meg78]

Jus suis le trainwreck

 

[ttg111]

Jus suis le trainwreck

This has to be the thread title

 

[ohdoris]

Yeah my two didn’t have cans of coke when they were two years old.. I didn’t give them a bag of haribo on the train home at 10pm & I’ve never posted a pic of them on the internet when their overflowing nappy leaked shit down their leg either.

 

[Greys1324]

That is cheap for second hand patio doors I put my second hand patio doors on ebay a few year back and got more than £200. The starting price was 99p so I wasn’t being greedy, it’s just what they go for.

Like I say, I am no massive fan of hers, but this Tattle thread don’t half make me laugh sometimes.Of course we are all judgemental people or we wouldn’t be here, but judging her for giving her kids chocolate cereal and fizzy pop…please!Don’t we all do that!? Or do the people commenting not have children?

I 1000000% do not give my 2 year old fizzy drinks, anyone who does definitely deserves to be judged. If you don’t see an issue with those things maybe you’re a “boss mummy” too

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Not surprised living on coke and mussels

 

[walterisback]

The only thing that will be plastered this evening is her

 

[ohdoris]

Air Con but no swimming lessons. How very on brand.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Thread title suggestion:
BM’s house ain’t got no windows
BM’s house ain’t got no doors
No cash left for swimming lessons
And Maurice has pissed on all the floors

 

[Meg78]

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Congratulations, you danced in your mates empty living room whilst filming yourself neglecting your kids, gold star

 

[Lozza85]

Happy Wednesday Seriously, how is that house still not watertight!? This “reno” is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Potato_waffle]

It is always all about her. She has to be the priority 'I really needed this' as she sits with her friends sinking cocktails. No George. Your daughter needs you. Your poorly daughter. She needs you to be sober. She needs you to be present and not a hungover wreck in the morning. What you need is to stop inviting people over when you've got poorly children in the house.

Honestly. She really is a shit mother. The fact that seemingly each time a child is ill they end up in hospital says it all, because she all but ignores their illnesses as it doesn't fit in with her lifestyle. I actually detest her.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Honestly I’m surprised at this point we haven’t seen SNH’s pork sword. She films so much!

Can’t photograph it when it’s embedded in some other woman.

 

[Meg78]

My skirting boards are only 8cm

I’m povvo totty

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

If hen parties were sponsored by Temu.

 

[Rnttfl]

I always think its fucked up when people put pics of their kids on social media when they're sick or in a hospital bed. I just think, the child can't consent to it and if they were an adult they'd probably not want the pic to be posted

 

[Meg78]

Alright I feel like I’m missing something….. what makes a skirting board look cheap? What kind do I need to be fancy? I didn’t realise there was a skirting board hierarchy and now I’m nervous

 

[HMC]

There’s nothing I like more than ‘antique’ furniture coupled with £60 worth of TKMax gold monkeys