Blossomingbirds

[louisana]

I’m just watching season 3 of RuPauls drag race and one of the drag queens just looks like Anna. I can’t unseen it

 

[Sweetholls]

Oh look, token Instagram props.. I mean pet chickens, like Laura Anns poor ponies

 

[Right on top of that rose]

You also don’t see pics like that on your whimsical curated advertisements #betsheregretsthatnow #weejokescolin #orsomeselfdepreciatingcomment #whenweallknowsheisfullof

 

[Bgr101]

Does anyone care what martha eats on her bamboo bamboo plate? Nope nope and nope again.

 

[Jennyfromtheblock]

I honestly think Anna has lost herself. I did like her but she is just so far from relatable now. I’m sorry but during a pandemic I couldn’t care less what my BMI and metabolic rates are! I care about staying mentally well

 

[outthehouse]

So it's pregnant now?

I mean, it's exciting and all but one cannot help but wonder if she knew they could afford a third as all the gifted cribs, nursery furniture and prams would literally come wheeling in??

Another wee baby to generate more cash from now. That'll surely guarentee an extension of the Johnsons contract.

I just can't stand her, what used to be a humble, down to Earth account has become a patronising, showing off, narcassistic super bitch. One of the biggest game players of them all I suspect.

 

[Jellytot3]

Just look at everything that is tagged in this supposed 'candid shot'.... so see through! She says in the midst of her 'juggling it all' she hasnt been able to get any of her work done.. well hows about stop fucking about in the garden and buying chickens and maybe you will have time. All for show! Nothing organic or real about her!

 

[Cynic123]

I hate instagrammers constantly using their children in their content, especially when it’s in adverts to encourage people to buy more stuff. I struggle with the relentless over priced house stuff, Boden clothes etc. Her account, allthatspretty and a few others are identical. So boring, nothing original about it.

 

[Eyerolling]

If it wasn’t so greedy it would be face palming hilarious read tragic. It’s cold and so ruthlessly salesy to have ads during all of this but for something so unnecessary and expensive and to be used when most are told to stay inside! Uuuummm what? Maybe she’s trying to sell it to the key workers! She should’ve done the decent thing and cancelled the ad or handed back the money as the timing is terrible. She is flaunting money around buying henhouses so obviously doesn’t need it. That ad, among many she has posted during this pandemic as well as all the constant affiliate links is just utter greed.

It is just utter greed and thoughtlessness, but everything that is going on is showing these influencers are desperate for money and therefore do not have the wealth that they all like to give the impression they have. Got to pay those credit cards!

 

[Eyerolling]

And if you’re only posting because someone asked about it, then just reply to them privately, especially at this sensitive time

 

[Incredulous]

Off the top of my head during this pandemic there’s been ads for tommy tippee, bracelets, hello fresh, luxury changing bags, bathroom scales, dog cameras !!!

Countless afs that I couldn’t even list. These are all I can remember as most are confined to stories, clever or deceitful to make her seem less salesy. I don’t know whether it’s fair play as she has to earn a living or in very bad taste because of what is happening around her in the world?

I also wonder how many of these influencers have availed of the government self employment schemes and whether they have been creative with their expenses which may have came back to bite them now.

 

[Eyerolling]

I actually like most of what she wears, but it's all so excessive and OTT as it's something new almost every day with a full face of make up and curled hair. I've said before she probably makes the cost of anything she does actually buy back by AF linking it. But no one needs that many playsuits and dresses. Especially as they actually never really go anywhere other than shopping or for a walk. I love fashion and some people probably think I'm overdressed on a Sunday, or for work, but I just couldn't imagine wearing a long floral dress around the house on a random tuesday with a full face of slap. I would love to know what they think of her at the school gates, she'd be the most overdressed at ours by a country mile.

I have seen her many days at the school, trying to hide, looking rough, then an hour later is on insta changed and made up. However the days she is dolled up she walks to the school gates looking to see who notices her

 

[Eyerolling]

The tiktoks are awful. I’m mortified for them. They’re only early 30s but it felt like I was watching older people and cringing

 

[Bgr101]

Also ...ive been wearing the same clothes now for 3 months..2 outfits on repeat. Why is she getting changed every day ?!?!?!

 

[Eyerolling]

This is what I’m curious about. When Anna worked for Tesco and this was all a hobby, I enjoyed her account.

I didn’t sign up for an #Ad fest so unfollowed.

This is the part I’m curious about; does IG earn them that much that she can give up a secure job, buy a bigger house, furnish this larger home ( I realise partly #gifted) upgrade the car to something flashier, afford another child and have a maternity leave from her own consultancy employment?? Also detailed on here that the husband’s job is in a not secure employment.

I’d say it’s all credit cards, keeping up with the Jones’ and living beyond their means for a lot of them. Anna didn’t announce leaving Tesco until after she got the mortgage on the new house. I’d say there’s a reason for that (needed to say she had that income)

 

[Wheretonext]

Desperate for a quick quid. Does she f**k use Johnson baby products!! All the cases taken against them. Only recently they recalled some of their own products. All for the money, she’s pathetic.

 

[Wheretonext]

Why didn’t she just get RVKloves to come over and help with the garden. It’s clear she’s infatuated by her. Copies everything else she does so no surprise she’s trying to copy her garden

 

[daisiemae]

I always think this about those incredibly curated accounts, blossomingbirds, littlewoodlife, hunters and heels... I would love to be invisible and follow them around for the day. Behind their sickly sweet online personas you just know they are dragons behind the scenes. People that are laid back by nature don’t strive to present their lives in such a perfect fashion (which a self deprecating caption here and there to let them off the hook from their ridiculously over styled kids playroom photo).

 

[KerChing]

Do six year olds really have dreams of owning a Chanel bag one day...??

I have a 6 year old daughter. She would have no idea what Chanel is.

 

[Joosephine]

Anna is the equivalent of those girls who post loads of lovey dovey pics/quotes about how amazing their bf is and how they are so in love. In reality the relationship is shit and they are trying to fool themselves. pathetic anna pathetic. You are a grown adult with 3 beautiful kids. Enjoy it and stop trying so bloody hard cos no one actually cares!